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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:00 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Isn't that from Lost in Translation? lol

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:17 pm
by Dechs Kaison
Oh, damn. It's just a roll of quarters.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:31 pm
by Khaospawn
Isn't that from Lost in Translation? lol
Possibly, but I heard it in the undercover prostitute episode of South Park when he (the cop/prostitute) jumps out of a cake and fucks a whole fraternity.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:57 pm
by hamfactorial
Isn't that from Lost in Translation? lol
Indeed, it's playing in that Japanese strip club with all the flashing lights.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:35 pm
by Kaitscralt
Zem get a better editor

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:47 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I did notice a couple small things, but I'm anal.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:50 pm
by Kaitscralt
"Blood Moon is a one card combo," - the Magma Platypus, 2014

:confused:

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:08 pm
by Alex
I played a turn 2 and 3 Blood Moon against my BG opponents at the PTQ and still lost because apparently if they float GB and have Abrupt Decay every time you just get fucking fucked.

:(

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:10 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I just got boned by the one of batterskull lol.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:41 pm
by Khaospawn
Their boner was the Batterskull...

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:57 pm
by BlakLanner
And another stream goes up in my sad attempt to prepare for Syracuse.

Edit: Another 1-2 due to some god awful play on my part. Highlights are available if you want a laugh or to feel better about your skill level.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:29 pm
by zemanjaski
I played a turn 2 and 3 Blood Moon against my BG opponents at the PTQ and still lost because apparently if they float GB and have Abrupt Decay every time you just get fucking fucked.

:(
You could try playing better. You just draw/go until they have to play something then get them; you're heavily favoured in any game where your opponent opts to do nothing.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:29 pm
by zemanjaski
Zem get a better editor
Can't do.

You played M15 yet?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:59 am
by zemanjaski
Indeed.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:06 pm
by Alex
Clearly James doesn't realize how fun it is to play six of your seven cards on turn 2.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:21 pm
by Khaospawn
Alex, are you playing with Simian Spirit Guides?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:25 pm
by Alex
Affinity. :(

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:44 pm
by Khaospawn
:no:

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:59 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Image

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:00 pm
by Dechs Kaison
I really need a copy of that card. Can never seem to find one.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:01 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I bought them for the PTQ. $4 a pop. WTF.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:04 pm
by Mcdonalds
That card is all the monies for what it does

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:06 pm
by BlakLanner
I bought them for the PTQ. $4 a pop. WTF.
A bit high but demand pricing when at such an event. They are indeed worth it. I still consider adding them every time I stare at my Modern SB.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:10 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I bought them at my shop before the PTQ. Apparently that's what SCG charges.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:10 pm
by Dechs Kaison
I swear I remember them being more than $4...

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:13 pm
by BlakLanner
SCG currently has them at $4. They weren't lying to you.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:18 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
True.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:32 pm
by Alex
Image

Usually scares me more. :(

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:37 pm
by Dechs Kaison
God damn it, Dresden, why'd you have to
End of "Changes"
go and fucking die on me. I seriously don't want to read the next book. I'm going to be so pissed if this ends up as a cheap way to get out of his duties as the Winter Knight.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:17 pm
by hamfactorial
Alex wakes up at night in a cold sweat at the thought of moss growing over gargoyles.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:39 pm
by Valdarith
Disregard gifts for SO,

Acquire more Magic cards.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:34 pm
by rcwraspy
We need a "Fuck her right in the pussy!" smiley. Like, it NEEDS to be that creep in the hoodie and glasses.
Trayvon Martin?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:38 pm
by Valdarith
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:43 pm
by rcwraspy
too soon?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:46 pm
by hamfactorial
Image

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:55 pm
by Elricity
too soon?
You, sir, are a terrible human being.

Are you taking students?

:grovel:

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:04 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Any ideas for alternative win conditions for a mono black EDH deck?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:06 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Main win con is iname > mass reanimate.

Need something to do if graveyard gets exiled.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:17 pm
by Jack
Combat damage? Big Exsanguinate? Sorin you to 10? Massacre Wurm? Mikaeus, Blood Artist and a sac outlet? Mono Black pretty much never struggles to find ways to end the game.