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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:00 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Isn't that from Lost in Translation? lol
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:17 pm
by Dechs Kaison
Oh, damn. It's just a roll of quarters.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:31 pm
by Khaospawn
Isn't that from Lost in Translation? lol
Possibly, but I heard it in the undercover prostitute episode of South Park when he (the cop/prostitute) jumps out of a cake and fucks a whole fraternity.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:57 pm
by hamfactorial
Isn't that from Lost in Translation? lol
Indeed, it's playing in that Japanese strip club with all the flashing lights.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:35 pm
by Kaitscralt
Zem get a better editor
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:47 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I did notice a couple small things, but I'm anal.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:50 pm
by Kaitscralt
"Blood Moon is a one card combo," - the Magma Platypus, 2014

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:08 pm
by Alex
I played a turn 2 and 3 Blood Moon against my BG opponents at the PTQ and still lost because apparently if they float GB and have Abrupt Decay every time you just get fucking fucked.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:10 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I just got boned by the one of batterskull lol.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:41 pm
by Khaospawn
Their boner was the Batterskull...
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:57 pm
by BlakLanner
And another stream goes up in my sad attempt to prepare for Syracuse.
Edit: Another 1-2 due to some god awful play on my part. Highlights are available if you want a laugh or to feel better about your skill level.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:29 pm
by zemanjaski
I played a turn 2 and 3 Blood Moon against my BG opponents at the PTQ and still lost because apparently if they float GB and have Abrupt Decay every time you just get fucking fucked.

You could try playing better. You just draw/go until they have to play something then get them; you're heavily favoured in any game where your opponent opts to do nothing.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:29 pm
by zemanjaski
Zem get a better editor
Can't do.
You played M15 yet?
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:59 am
by zemanjaski
Indeed.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:06 pm
by Alex
Clearly James doesn't realize how fun it is to play six of your seven cards on turn 2.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:21 pm
by Khaospawn
Alex, are you playing with Simian Spirit Guides?
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:25 pm
by Alex
Affinity.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:44 pm
by Khaospawn
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:59 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:00 pm
by Dechs Kaison
I really need a copy of that card. Can never seem to find one.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:01 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I bought them for the PTQ. $4 a pop. WTF.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:04 pm
by Mcdonalds
That card is all the monies for what it does
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:06 pm
by BlakLanner
I bought them for the PTQ. $4 a pop. WTF.
A bit high but demand pricing when at such an event. They are indeed worth it. I still consider adding them every time I stare at my Modern SB.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:10 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I bought them at my shop before the PTQ. Apparently that's what SCG charges.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:10 pm
by Dechs Kaison
I swear I remember them being more than $4...
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:13 pm
by BlakLanner
SCG currently has them at $4. They weren't lying to you.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:18 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
True.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:32 pm
by Alex
Usually scares me more.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:37 pm
by Dechs Kaison
God damn it, Dresden, why'd you have to
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:17 pm
by hamfactorial
Alex wakes up at night in a cold sweat at the thought of moss growing over gargoyles.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:39 pm
by Valdarith
Disregard gifts for SO,
Acquire more Magic cards.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:34 pm
by rcwraspy
We need a "Fuck her right in the pussy!" smiley. Like, it NEEDS to be that creep in the hoodie and glasses.
Trayvon Martin?
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:38 pm
by Valdarith
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:43 pm
by rcwraspy
too soon?
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:46 pm
by hamfactorial
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:55 pm
by Elricity
too soon?
You, sir, are a terrible human being.
Are you taking students?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:04 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Any ideas for alternative win conditions for a mono black EDH deck?
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:06 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Main win con is iname > mass reanimate.
Need something to do if graveyard gets exiled.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:17 pm
by Jack
Combat damage? Big Exsanguinate? Sorin you to 10? Massacre Wurm? Mikaeus, Blood Artist and a sac outlet? Mono Black pretty much never struggles to find ways to end the game.