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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:33 am
by DroppinSuga
I finally caved in and bought a Sensei's Diving Top

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:25 am
by Khaospawn
By my calculations, all I have to do is stay away from internet porn and not punch the clown for 2.5 weeks and I'll be doing upside-down 1-handed pushups from a single fingertip in no time.
After a month? Invincible.
INCONCEIVABLE!

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:56 am
by Jack
I can do a single handstand pushup, but it's a big challenge.
I'm also working on doing 1-handed pushups. I was inspired by a buddy of mine at work when he did a 1-handed pushup on his fucking fingertips.

He said it took him forever to get strong enough to do that.
Pretty sure that's how you break your fingers.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:59 am
by LP, of the Fires
Right after Basic Training I was barely strong enough to do 1 handed pushups, but I never went to the gym, I only did calistetics.

I did I have a friend who could do pushups where he'd push himself up of the grand and clap like 5 times in front of himself and behind his back. He was like, 5'5 and cut like a mothafucka cause before joining, he was a gymnast that did the shit with the rings.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:06 am
by Valdarith
So Keenen Haas next leveled some guy today by boarding in Helm of Obedience to deal with Rest in Peace.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:07 am
by Valdarith

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:29 am
by Second Harkius
Hey, thanks for the advice, guys.

Really, I just want to branch out from the whole "lift heavy things until I can lift heavier things" mentality when it comes to staying in shape. Trying body weight exercises and balancing seem like they'd have more applications in my daily life than just being able to curl 40 lbs 20-30 times, y'know?
sounds like an excuse not to lift.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:49 am
by hamfactorial
do you even lift bro

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:56 am
by Second Harkius
Only the foot-long Subway subs I make every day.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:04 am
by hamfactorial
Yo gimme a sandwich with extra brotein, needa make these gains!

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:26 am
by Jack
Brotein = semen, right?

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:28 am
by Kaitscralt
i see we have reached that time again, the monthly fos 'look how fat i'm not' pretend-a-thon, with bogus diet tips, lift evens and more

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:29 am
by Kaitscralt
and special guest appearances by the dtr decency posse 'yoga faux-ga ria' and 'never-in-the-navy nai'

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:56 am
by hamfactorial
Brotein = semen, right?
Yes, now that I think about it more carefully

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:23 am
by Kazekirimaru
i see we have reached that time again, the monthly fos 'look how fat i'm not' pretend-a-thon, with bogus diet tips, lift evens and more
You're just mad you were forced to go back to pedo hunting because the last place couldn't find an office big enough for your rolls.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:07 am
by Khaospawn
I can do a single handstand pushup, but it's a big challenge.
I'm also working on doing 1-handed pushups. I was inspired by a buddy of mine at work when he did a 1-handed pushup on his fucking fingertips.

He said it took him forever to get strong enough to do that.
Pretty sure that's how you break your fingers.
I've seen it, man. Shit was cray, dawg.
i see we have reached that time again, the monthly fos 'look how fat i'm not' pretend-a-thon, with bogus diet tips, lift evens and more
You're just mad you were forced to go back to pedo hunting because the last place couldn't find an office big enough for your rolls.
In Soviet Russia, pedo goes hunting for YOU!

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:27 pm
by Kaitscralt
i see we have reached that time again, the monthly fos 'look how fat i'm not' pretend-a-thon, with bogus diet tips, lift evens and more
You're just mad you were forced to go back to pedo hunting because the last place couldn't find an office big enough for your rolls.
they said they turned four cubicles into one because it was fitting of my title

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:56 pm
by nme
Poor Musser. He's one of the few guys I root for at those SCG events.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:16 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
and special guest appearances by the dtr decency posse 'yoga faux-ga ria' and 'never-in-the-navy nai'
Poor Kait, you're really losing your troll mojo if you are now resorting to old Spam memes like "the decency posse", next time you know you'll even dig up even more dead and beat-up memes like "moral corruption" and such.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:19 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Btw FoS, isn't it about time you get a more appealing name for this thread? ham or even myself we can change it in a heartbeat if you guys come up with something.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:40 pm
by Valdarith
It was "a strong smell of semen" but Kait changed it as he was eating Dorito crumbs off his shirt.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:07 pm
by Kaitscralt
yeah, I wonder why I changed that

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:07 pm
by Kaitscralt
and special guest appearances by the dtr decency posse 'yoga faux-ga ria' and 'never-in-the-navy nai'
Poor Kait, you're really losing your troll mojo if you are now resorting to old Spam memes like "the decency posse", next time you know you'll even dig up even more dead and beat-up memes like "moral corruption" and such.
I've pissed off almost everyone on the site in the last week, I'm fine

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:28 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Yeah but you are trying to overdo yourself and losing steam through lack of additional creative ideas. You are at risk of suddenly looking back and finding out you've become a has-been or a poseur

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:02 pm
by Kaitscralt
maybe i just want to be like everyone else

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:34 pm
by hamfactorial
You always were

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:54 pm
by Kaitscralt
You always were
Image

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:00 pm
by Second Harkius
i see we have reached that time again, the monthly fos 'look how fat i'm not' pretend-a-thon, with bogus diet tips, lift evens and more
You're just mad you were forced to go back to pedo hunting because the last place couldn't find an office big enough for your rolls.
he couldn't make friends at his new job so he was forced to return, hat in hand, to his old one.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:01 pm
by Second Harkius
and special guest appearances by the dtr decency posse 'yoga faux-ga ria' and 'never-in-the-navy nai'
Poor Kait, you're really losing your troll mojo if you are now resorting to old Spam memes like "the decency posse", next time you know you'll even dig up even more dead and beat-up memes like "moral corruption" and such.
yeah, why is he stealing my memes? I thought he said he only beats his own jokes to death.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:03 pm
by Second Harkius
Checkbox overdoes other people's jokes, I am allowed to overdo my own and give them a proper burial
and special guest appearances by the dtr decency posse
your hypocrisy bothers me at times.
:sherlock:

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:05 pm
by Second Harkius
Yeah but you are trying to overdo yourself and losing steam through lack of additional creative ideas. You are at risk of suddenly looking back and finding out you've become a has-been or a poseur
He risks losing his status as one of the final bosses in the DTR game.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:06 pm
by Second Harkius
redthirst was just here but didn't post

#Leadingfromthefront

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:18 pm
by hamfactorial
You always were
Image
:frog:

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:23 pm
by Kaitscralt
Checkbox overdoes other people's jokes, I am allowed to overdo my own and give them a proper burial
and special guest appearances by the dtr decency posse
your hypocrisy bothers me at times.
did you really take the time to quote multiple threads

that's so decency posse of you

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:00 pm
by Kaitscralt
when they try to make it real i know that i have them right where i want them

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:53 pm
by Khaospawn
There are no winners in the [Fires of Salvation].

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:01 pm
by Self Medicated
There are no winners in the [Fires of Salvation].
:yes:

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:07 pm
by Khaospawn
We are not special!

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:08 pm
by Khaospawn
Whoever changed the Standard foums to Mountain is a god amongst men.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:14 pm
by Valdarith
redthirst was just here but didn't post

#Leadingfromthefront
Redthirst always leads from behind.