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Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:55 pm**

I dare ask what an EDH player is called?

LMD said we're Mongols.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:57 pm**

Must be because we knocked down his shitty wall

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:58 pm**

Damn right we did. The wall between awesome power cards and fun!

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:59 pm**

mine now

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:59 pm**

non sanctioned caj shit doesn't get a name

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:02 pm**

Psh. EDH Master race.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:04 pm**

Sig heil.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:05 pm**

mine now

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:06 pm**

I need an image of the letters EDH, except with the H replaced by a swastika.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:08 pm**

ask kaze

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:26 pm**

Thou shalt scrump.
Thy neckbeard shalt go forth and prosper.
Thou shalt have no other gods before Legacy.
Thou shalt give no fucks about personal hygiene.
Thou shalt fap FURIOUSLY to burn lists (except ham).

I got five. Somebody finish off the 10 Neckbeard Commandments.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:35 pm**

FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"

The SCG article where Anderson throws tantrum after tantrum until his wife gives into his neckbeard demands of being a borderline destitute "pro mtg player" is priceless.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:36 pm**

laying it on a bit thick this afternoon

i guess madding has to make up for all the patty-cake he's been playing with james

Remember how crappy "nice guy Madding" was though? We don't want him to go back to that.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:36 pm**

FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"
The SCG article where Anderson throws tantrum after tantrum until his wife gives into his neckbeard demands of being a borderline destitute "pro mtg player" is priceless.

My wife would have kicked me to the curb if I tried to pull that kind of bullshit.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:36 pm**

Then the universe sent Madding a message in the form of bad car-ma.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:37 pm**

zem abandoned me too guys

i'm one of the scrumpers now

Zem is always trading up. He's like a reverse-Talore in that sense.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:39 pm**

Thou shalt scrump.
Thy neckbeard shalt go forth and prosper.
Thou shalt have no other gods before Legacy.
Thou shalt give no fucks about personal hygiene.
Thou shalt fap FURIOUSLY to burn lists (except ham).

I got five. Somebody finish off the 10 Neckbeard Commandments.

1. Your wife and family must never come before your hobbies

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:44 pm**

Thou shalt force Red

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:58 pm**

your mother hugs kittens in heaven

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:21 pm**

FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"
The SCG article where Anderson throws tantrum after tantrum until his wife gives into his neckbeard demands of being a borderline destitute "pro mtg player" is priceless.

That's one of the most mind-boggling stuff I've read in years, a real piece of art.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:35 pm**

zem abandoned me too guys

i'm one of the scrumpers now

It's risky business giving your heart to a semi pro; desperately chasing a result worth writing about.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:37 pm**

To answer your question, madding is very pretty, but yeah needs fox ears.

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:41 pm**

1. Deceiver Exarch
2. Splinter Twin
3. ?????
4. Profit

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:30 am**

Thou shalt scrump.
Thy neckbeard shalt go forth and prosper.
Thou shalt have no other gods before Legacy.
Thou shalt give no fucks about personal hygiene.
Thou shalt fap FURIOUSLY to burn lists (except ham).

I got five. Somebody finish off the 10 Neckbeard Commandments.

Truck not munky
Thou shalt verily admonish those whose ward placement is lesser
Thy shall valiantly argue Han bravely fired the first shot
You shall valiantly do battle with those who disagree with your Captain of choice
Females are to be treated with disdain in any gathering of the like minded, especially those whom appear to be one of us

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:34 am**

Thou shall hold great contempt for those that don't worship CS 1.6

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:55 am**

FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"
The SCG article where Anderson throws tantrum after tantrum until his wife gives into his neckbeard demands of being a borderline destitute "pro mtg player" is priceless.
That's one of the most mind-boggling stuff I've read in years, a real piece of art.

Todd Anderson's piece is basically the entitlement generation at its worst.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:55 am**

He's worse than the worst red scrumper here.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:56 am**

And yet people still read his stuff on SCG as if an entitled manchild who verbally cowed his wife into giving up her dreams so he could live his own childish one is a person worth listening to.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:01 am**

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Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:08 am**

Back in the day redthirst used to be able to run the DTR trolls off his land but now there's nobody to man the shotgun.

I can't count on y'all to do one thing while I'm gone.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:11 am**

The clan has lost its way

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:14 am**

I blame Dane.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:21 am**

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ya caught me.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:23 am**

Thou shall hold great contempt for those that don't worship CS 1.6

1.5 much better. nub.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:28 am**

I guess I could travel to the us for GPs but is rather save for a ring; I guess the alternative is just to win a GP. Yeah, that seems fine.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:31 am**

Yo redthirst.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:35 am**

Forums are life.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:42 am**

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