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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:06 pm
by Khaospawn
I think they killed Koth too. Someone told me they did. I never read those novels so I don't know that for a fact.
His fate is unknown.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:07 pm
by Khaospawn
I'm ready for Jace to die now.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:12 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Lorwyn five won't die.

Elspeth's death seemed a little unnecessary, but it makes sense I guess.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:14 pm
by DocLawless
I like to think there is a short story around "Duel Decks: Sorin vs. Tibault" wherein Tibault decides to fuck with Sorin and Sorin kills him to death.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:21 pm
by DocLawless
Hey, look. Koth is on the July promo.

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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:22 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I like to think there is a short story around "Duel Decks: Sorin vs. Tibault" wherein Tibault decides to fuck with Sorin and Sorin kills him to death.
Kills him to death, I like that.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:25 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Hey, look. Koth is on the July promo.

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"Elspeth and Koth were the only two left, having made it to the heart of Norn's domain. Koth erected rudimentary defenses and prepared to set the bomb, ready to sacrifice himself... but not ready for Elspeth to die for him. He told her to go, but she did not budge, and so he used his magic to sink her into the ground and create a shield against the blast, giving her only one option to escape. She planeswalked away as the spellbomb detonated, leaving Koth's final fate unknown."

Koth could have set the bomb, then planeswalked away. It doesn't have to
be Bruce Willis in Armageddon lol.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:27 pm
by Dechs Kaison
Right. But Garruk can handle another two or three.
Only if he stays black. I like black Garruk.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:28 pm
by hamfactorial
Someone set up Koth the bomb

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:47 pm
by Dechs Kaison
Garruk.

Garruk.

Garruk is on fire.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 10:21 pm
by DerWille
They killed off Elspeth? The hell? She was like my favorite planeswalker.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 10:46 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Planeswalkers can't use Godsend. Heliod Can lol.

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 11:01 pm
by RedNihilist
I guess the gods can be grateful and all, but having around somebody who can kill them can be nasty.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:40 am
by Khaospawn
That faggot Onar (RussianAlara) has infiltrated one of my Facebook Magic pages. I can't fucking escape that guy. I'm going to wait for the right time to completely humiliate that bottom feeding little shit.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:43 am
by Self Medicated
That faggot Onar (RussianAlara) has infiltrated one of my Facebook Magic pages. I can't fucking escape that guy. I'm going to wait for the right time to completely humiliate that bottom feeding little shit.
I don't remember ever being directly involved with anything that was going on with him. What happened again? It's been a while and I'm friggin' old.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:45 am
by DroppinSuga
I need me a link to said FB group. I'd like to see the massacre.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:46 am
by Khaospawn
I need me a link to said FB group. I'd like to see the massacre.
I invited you.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:50 am
by Khaospawn
That faggot Onar (RussianAlara) has infiltrated one of my Facebook Magic pages. I can't fucking escape that guy. I'm going to wait for the right time to completely humiliate that bottom feeding little shit.
I don't remember ever being directly involved with anything that was going on with him. What happened again? It's been a while and I'm friggin' old.
He was an 'unofficial' Clan Member, almost like the way Dechs was back in the day. He was also doing work here on DtR when we migrated. Anyways, remember how we would 'assemble the legion' and go nuts on
some wad's posts over on Sally and then come back here and talk shit? Well, Onar decided to rat us out to the Sally mods for no fucking reason. And then he went nutso with some of the DtR staff and, before he ragequit the site, told everyone that their dicks were going to fall into their faces. Or something like that.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:50 am
by DroppinSuga
I didn't know Onar lived in Florida! I thought he actually lived in Russia.

Is it OK to ask Khaos to beat up a man in a wheelchair?

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:51 am
by DroppinSuga
lol Baguy used to talk about how Onar shit his diapers

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:51 am
by Khaospawn
Read his Facebook shit. He's like the ultimate brown-noser.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:52 am
by Khaospawn
lol Baguy used to talk about how Onar shit his diapers
He doesn't look all cripply in his profile pic.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:53 am
by Khaospawn
I didn't know Onar lived in Florida! I thought he actually lived in Russia.

Is it OK to ask Khaos to beat up a man in a wheelchair?
I'm not gonna beat him up. I just want to call him a bitch in front of everyone.

But timing is everything. I want to savor this.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:58 am
by Khaospawn
TOO SOON, SUGA! You couldn't wait 5 fucking minutes!? XD

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:58 am
by Khaospawn
I'm laughing my fucking ass off, but that's besides the point.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:01 am
by DroppinSuga
Sorry. I couldn't wait. :ohdear:

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:02 am
by Khaospawn
Don't worry. He doesn't know who I am and he doesn't know that I know who he is. It's only a matter of time.


Gooood. Gooooooooooooooood.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:02 am
by Khaospawn
Wait, I just realized my Facebook name has Khaospawn next to it. D'OH!

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:21 am
by Lightning_Dolt
I want to witness this too!

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:23 am
by hamfactorial
Invite! I must revel in the schadenfreude!

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:24 am
by LP, of the Fires
Nigga needs said invite

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:32 am
by Valdarith
Invite plz.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:49 am
by Khaospawn
What's your real name again, Val? Tyler Durden or something?

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:50 am
by DroppinSuga
I'm downloading DOTA2. I think my life is over.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:50 am
by Khaospawn
You guys are in!

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:52 am
by Khaospawn
lol Baguy used to talk about how Onar shit his diapers
An hour later and I'm STILL laughing at this shit.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 2:04 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Thanks KS. I feel a little bad though, that guy seems like he has asbergers or something.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 2:09 am
by Khaospawn
Thanks KS. I feel a little bad though, that guy seems like he has asbergers or something.
I don't care if he has hamburgers or not. If anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be ME!

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 2:10 am
by Khaospawn
Sorry, I'm pretty fucking loopy from the pain meds. I get my tooth pulled tomorrow. Which means I get even more pain meds tmorrow...

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 2:11 am
by DroppinSuga
Mail me happy pills!