Dies to Removal

5 midgets, spanking a man, covered with Thousand Island dressing. Is that love?

Hope everything gets better from here on Yarpus.

Back in the states. Yay.

cesaro is the strongest man in the world. holy hell.

cesaro is the strongest man in the world. holy hell.

He's my holy savior.

Also lol at having to argue with someone on Sally who thinks 4 Searing Blood is better than 4 Magma Jet in the main in mono red.

Why are you on a shit website talking about a bad deck?

Obligation I guess. I was giving a new player advice and this other guy decides to bump the dead thread and recommend a shitty idea.

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the- ... o-deck#c13

For those who want a good laugh. I could use a second person put the guy in his place.

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the- ... o-deck#c13

For those who want a good laugh. I could use a second person put the guy in his place.

He is not a total waste; he can always be used as a bad example.


On to more pressing news! JiN spoilers are up. Not impressed with the new mechanics. I don't expect any real staples for modern being given since GB and BU are the awaited color combos. Just don't see wizards giving Jund and Twin more ammo since the fear them. Maybe Bogles will get something? Constellation looks cool but it appears to
be a heroic upgrade of sorts for enchants? The green one with draw is nice, but 4cmc? Looks hard to get value out of it.

Well. Damn.

Nice :0

Well. Damn.

Can't wait to put this in a creature based Boros aggro deck.

Well. Damn.

Ser-i-ous-ly. And there also the colorless artifact that anthems any color...problem is it's Legendary so who's going to chance having 3 of them in-hand.

But Iroas seems insane...falter for the whole team, and even those that are blocked can't be damaged? Hello, Boros Aggro (at some point, anyway...black's new sweeper isn't likely on the Constructed curve, but U/W and Bx Control still pretty much have Aggro out of the game for now).

Interesting that Iroas is the only spoiled card that Starcity doesn't have up for sale...they're obviously waiting for the ebay fervor to level before offering him up.

Sigiled Starfish is pretty interesting at common...a 0/3 that they can tap on you EOT to filter their draws.

Sigiled Starfish is pretty interesting at common...a 0/3 that they can tap on you EOT to filter their draws.

Agreed the



are terrifying, just like for Sylvan Caryatid I don't understand why it needed to be x/3... its not like 'scry' is a weak ability or anything.

Iroas at $30 on ebay...that's just plain stupid. Hopefully SCG will bring him in at a more sensible price point at least for starters.

Sigiled Starfish is pretty interesting at common...a 0/3 that they can tap on you EOT to filter their draws.

Agreed the



are terrifying, just like for Sylvan Caryatid I don't understand why it needed to be x/3... its not like 'scry' is a weak ability or anything.

Going to alter all these to Starmie and Staryu's! hiyaaaa!

Well. Damn.

I came.

I do believe I need to get back into standard.

Tell me what to play.

Not dead, but it's finals time, so I might as well be close to dead. Haven't been playing anything other than an occasional grab-bag draft with buddies. Figured I'd hop on to see some of the hype for Iroas. I'm a happy happy college kid who will not have to spend any money next standard season for a new land base. 3rd season of R/w here we go.

I do believe I need to get back into standard.

Tell me what to play.

Play Burn

Or Esper or MonoB if that's more to your personal taste

Damn. Iroas might be good in my Tajic deck, but I was hoping for something better in Zedruu.

Yo dawg, we heard you liked pyreheart wolf and combat medic so we put pyreheart worf and combat medic in yo god so you can turn guys sideways thoughtlessly while you turn guys sideways thoughtlessly. You welcome.

Me gusta.

Left my phone on a cab before I left Cali hence no communication peeps. Me and all my travel mates lost our win and ins for day 2.

1 of my friends however was able to beat PV round 9 to make day 2 and eventually finished 69th.

Salty that I sold my reckoners for mutavaults.

The mono-red deck I was gonna play was the foundry street denizen type lists that sully advocates. Friends of mine from Oklahoma where on it and convinced me the deck was good. Tyler unfortunately lost back to back win/ins for top 8 and when I left Darin was playing for top 8 of the Sunday Super series with the same list.

Yo dawg, we heard you liked pyreheart wolf and combat medic so we put pyreheart worf and combat medic in yo god so you can turn guys sideways thoughtlessly while you turn guys sideways thoughtlessly. You welcome.

Me gusta.

Yo dawg, I heard you sometimes didn't put enough tokens with Brimaz, King of Oreos, so we decided to give you some way to attack freely with your token generator with Vigilance.

That too. Fuck me.

I want to draw a word bubble on Iroas that says "Are you not entertained!?" Or better yet, "PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR! "

It's a bit magical xmas land, but imagine resolving Aurelia on a board with Iroas. Swing with your whole team twice, with the 7/4 god corporeal to boot.

Iroas is quite nice with Brimaz as well, as your 1/1 guy will always survive when you swing with him. I'm picturing a deck with Brimaz, Iroas, Precinct Captain, a bunch of battalion guys (boros elite, Tajic, daring skyjack) and some anthems (Spear, Hall of triumph). Maybe throw in Ajani as well to be able to jump Iroas for 14 damage

Well. Damn.

Woah.

If that thing never becomes a creature, it's still worth 4 mana.

Shit, even if it were just an enchantment, I'd still run it. It's almost like a next generation Fires of Yavimaya or something.

Yup... looks like I'm gonna be trying out Boros Aggro again.

It isn't very good.

Starfish control man.... its going to be all about the Starfish control, the card is almost Wall of Omen good.

@Kait: Does UW have any room for the Starfish? Perhaps the 1 win-con version with elixir?

Yeah, that card is really good.

Zem, you are out of your fucking mind if you think Iroas isn't very good. Unless you meant to say "it isn't good, it's GREAT."

Yeah, the issue that red aggro has right now is people blocking.