Dies to Removal

My ultimate goal is to get strong enough to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

which then turn into moans as you rape and pillage.

You can't rape the willing. And there will be many.

I admit that in-game skill is negligible with AIR, but CHOOSING to pilot AIR at an appropriate time and DEVELOPING the deck surgically are two other skills that can put you leagues ahead of other players. Sure, the top 9 cards are the only ones that matter and the order is almost irrelevant or obvious, but if my top 9 cards beat the metagame some high percentage of the time and people aren't aware of this, then it's a good decision.

My ultimate goal is to get strong enough to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

I probably say this every time someone mentions exercising, but be sure not to neglect the squat. It does good things.

My ultimate goal is to get strong enough to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

I probably say this every time someone mentions exercising, but be sure not to neglect the squat. It does good things.

Funny that you mention that. I started doing some squats and other leg exercises the other day. And I'm paying for it. Squats don't fuck around.

Dat ass

dat PERFECT ass

Happy Birthday James!

... Not to turn to talking about magic...
but I'm fucking incensed at losing to the U/B Beijing list. I felt like I was playing against
the aristocrats again. $#@#T$@R%@#@BBQ!
Another one thats pissing me off is W/x with 4 main deck hate-paladin, it'd be more palpable if they red hatecard did anything,
It's super frustrating to see these decks because I watch them erstwhile get demolished by esper, and mono-black... actually any control deck. Seething hatred.

Edit: JAMES!!! May you get rich and live forever.

Must watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reVaJhAVEsE

NSFW

^ what the hell was that?

...ken didn't even rap...

The Ken player didn't have his flowchart ready.

Does anyone here happen to have both a 2ds and a 3ds? I have long fingers and the 3ds is making them cramp, so I'm considering buying the 2ds instead (the 3ds is a friends, and I haven't paid him for it yet so I have the option).

You could try playing with your fingers sticking out like you're constantly pointing at the 3ds-less peons about you.

Happy b-day glorious red leader.

Anybody current on The Walking Dead?

Current on the TV show or comic?

No spoilers, I'm midway through the current season

Waiting for round 3 to start at the GP. In the middle of round 2.

The show.

ham, you're in for a treat when you see the finale.

3-0. So YP$ beats double Demons I guess.

Anybody current on The Walking Dead?

I am.

4-0 played against Vidi Wijaya in the mirror.

Go NBW!!!

Yo.
Quick report.
So for 2-3 weeks I was kinda homeless. Most of time I've stayed at my girlfriend's apartment so it wasn't that bad (except of the situations when you ask your girlfriend during her PMS to leave a room for a moment so you can masturbate) aand I've managed to find a new flat close to her which is cool. Lack of internet in that place on the other hand - not. I gotta find some kind of cheap provider as my housemates don't need that (they have this fancy LTE shit).
Didn't got the job as QA in GOG.com . Shit happens.
On the other hand I got a raise at my job.
Aaaaand I'm kinda creating a new game project. This time, small scale - just with one close friend who has shitload of money and is a programming genius. Oh, and he never gave up on me. We're most probably gonna create mobile/IndiePC game. And it's gonna be cool as fuck.

Didn't got back into MTG at all but I hope that doesn't make me not cool
enough to hang out with ya guys.

So yeeeah, long time no see redbros.

PS. Kill la Kill is cool. Check it.

4-1 cause variance against black aggro. G1 need any burn spell with him at 5. Too deck land. G2 at 2 life with being stuck at 2 land the entire game and he has a creature on board and need an untapped land to spark trooper or helix for life back. Top deck scryland.

On to the next one.

Yo.
Quick report.
So for 2-3 weeks I was kinda homeless. Most of time I've stayed at my girlfriend's apartment so it wasn't that bad (except of the situations when you ask your girlfriend during her PMS to leave a room for a moment so you can masturbate) aand I've managed to find a new flat close to her which is cool. Lack of internet in that place on the other hand - not. I gotta find some kind of cheap provider as my housemates don't need that (they have this fancy LTE shit).
Didn't got the job as QA in GOG.com . Shit happens.
On the other hand I got a raise at my job.
Aaaaand I'm kinda creating a new game project. This time, small scale - just with one close friend who has shitload of money and is a programming genius. Oh, and he never gave up on me. We'
re most probably gonna create mobile/IndiePC game. And it's gonna be cool as fuck.

Didn't got back into MTG at all but I hope that doesn't make me not cool enough to hang out with ya guys.

So yeeeah, long time no see redbros.

PS. Kill la Kill is cool. Check it.

Yarpus... where the hell are you, like city country etc?

Meanwhile, Good job NBW.
Now that its popular there are a lot more burn players, so its good to see the squad to do well.

4-2 misplayed and should have not scryed away a chain to hit junk player's polukranos. G2 stuck on 3 lands needing a 4th untapped in order to spark Trooper or helix to gain life back.

I'm current on the show.

Dat finale.

4-3 drop. Played Bant midrange. G1 misplayed and didn't respond to a creature coming into play and let his voice token become a 3/3. Ended up killing me. G2 was close and came down to me getting one more burn spell and topped deck a land instead.

Yarpus... where the hell are you, like city country etc?

Poland as fuck.

Yarpus... where the hell are you, like city country etc?

Poland as fuck.

Well if you were in dallas/ft.worth I'd offer you my uncomfortable couch till you got rolling. (Its for the team man!) sorry.
Content yourself instead with beautiful polish girls.

Moving on. I'm in dallas and I dont' know what to play at the open this week. Help.

play esper.
???
profit

play esper.
???
profit

Unless you get paired against a compitent burn player.

Is the CFB GP stream being filmed with a potato?

Anybody current on The Walking Dead?

I am.

Me too.

Made the top 8 of the 1k, but I *think* I misplayed to lose my quarterfinal, need to think about it.

Yo.
Quick report.
So for 2-3 weeks I was kinda homeless. Most of time I've stayed at my girlfriend's apartment so it wasn't that bad (except of the situations when you ask your girlfriend during her PMS to leave a room for a moment so you can masturbate) aand I've managed to find a new flat close to her which is cool. Lack of internet in that place on the other hand - not. I gotta find some kind of cheap provider as my housemates don't need that (they have this fancy LTE shit).
Didn't got the job as QA in GOG.com . Shit happens.
On the other hand I got a raise at my job.
Aaaaand I'm kinda creating a new game project. This time, small scale - just with one close friend who has shitload of money and is a programming genius. Oh, and he never gave up on me. We're
most probably gonna create mobile/IndiePC game. And it's gonna be cool as fuck.

Didn't got back into MTG at all but I hope that doesn't make me not cool enough to hang out with ya guys.

So yeeeah, long time no see redbros.

PS. Kill la Kill is cool. Check it.

seconding that about Kill La Kill

Is the CFB GP stream being filmed with a potato?

This is just factually wrong as potatoes lack the ability to record film

CFB can count to potato!