Dies to Removal

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:44 pm**

It's from the future where your mind is blown

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:04 pm**

ham is the ceiling cat that watches me masturbate.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:08 pm**

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:16 pm**

Refuses to masturbate, but has no trouble watching others yank their chain.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:06 pm**

Oh my God, I broke the clan thread with a masturbation joke...

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:15 pm**

I apparently have bedbugs >:

been cleaning all day. Wrapped my mattress in a vinyl cover. Going to put everything fabric in the dryer at 1000 degrees kelvin for the next 50 years

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:16 pm**

So I just finished a 3 hour commander game, 4 control decks (my nekusar, the WU angel from avacyn restored, the bant bird from the evasive maneuvers commander box, and teferi). I ended up winning only because I hit boseiju who shelters all and my spells couldn't be countered I exiled 2 graveyards before they could be shuffled back in (everyone was running elixers or eldrazi to keep from decking), and I managed to get underworld dreams to stick at the end. We all went through our decks several times, and everything was countered or destroyed before the owners next upkeep. I'm not going to lie, I fell asleep multiple times. Got one game in before the shop closed thanks to that excruciating game. I really need to get to work on xenagos so I have a better option
for bashing through all this. quagnoth, scragnoth, vexing shusher, spellbreaker behemoth, and mistcutter hydra are all now very high on my list of includes.

People who play Teferi in their decks but don't play Knowledge Pool are the actual cause of cancer.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:33 pm**

I've seen that gif a million times. What is that even from?

Tim and Eric

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:34 pm**

I apparently have bedbugs >:

been cleaning all day. Wrapped my mattress in a vinyl cover. Going to put everything fabric in the dryer at 1000 degrees kelvin for the next 50 years

nasty ass

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:12 pm**

Oh my God, I broke the clan thread with a masturbation joke...

I think you just reminded everyone of something they had forgotten to do today.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:12 pm**

I regret giving away five VoR elemental tokens I had laying around. I can't believe those fuckers are $10 on TCG.

Posted: **Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:18 pm**

MTGO gives me those tokens free

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:39 am**

Kaze, that sucks bro. I fought bedbugs for months in my old house.

When I can, I'll PM you everything you'll need to know to fight them.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:29 am**

That'd be awesome. Thanks.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:47 am**

fake an electric fire, burn down the house, collect the insurance money, get a new place. Bedbugs problem solved.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:48 am**

he said bed bugs, not ex wife

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:48 am**

Is Zem still streaming the Premier Event today?

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:17 am**

he said bed bugs, not ex wife

May the sun god Ra guide her on her quest.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:50 am**

Get a shrink ray, use, and go commit genocide to get your blood back.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:23 am**

Funny story, at 3-1 in the pe I fell asleep (6am).

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:41 am**

But seriously, Kaze, murder your ex wife.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:12 am**

Nah.

I've no clue where she is these days, anyway.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:29 am**

If anyone wants to hit me with decent gaming mouse suggestions, mine just kicked the bucket.

I hear the Razer Naga is decent.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:15 am**

I use a Razer Death Adder. Works well enough, not sure what else you would need beyond that. Some of those fuckers have like 20 buttons on them.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:23 pm**

I'm going to a sealed ptq tomorrow..... let's hope i open 3 brimaz and 3 elspeth

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:39 pm**

GL man!

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:43 pm**

If anyone wants to hit me with decent gaming mouse suggestions, mine just kicked the bucket.

I hear the Razer Naga is decent.

I love my Logitech MX518

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:45 pm**

I enjoy my steel series wow mouse for its huge size and its large number of buttons, great for mmo or MOBA.can record macros onto buttons.

yone doing gpt Phoenix today?

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:19 pm**

Buy a console.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:25 pm**

Good luck Goblin Warchief. May your bombs be many and all colors be playable.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:21 pm**

Buy a console.

-ignore list-

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:31 pm**

Buy a console.
-ignore list-

Sayonara lol.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:41 pm**

Don't let your time in Japan sway you. PC Gaming > Console Gaming.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:02 pm**

If anyone wants to hit me with decent gaming mouse suggestions, mine just kicked the bucket.

I hear the Razer Naga is decent.
I love my Logitech MX518

My friend recommended the same brand so it's Logitech for me too

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:17 pm**

Logitech M510 for me. But I don't game.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:23 pm**

I have no idea if this mouse is good for gaming, but it's very comfortable to use.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:15 pm**

I have no idea if this mouse is good for gaming, but it's very comfortable to use.

Mine is awesome. I think I'm still on the same AA batteries the mouse came with when I bought it 4 years ago!

Plus, I've tested its wireless capabilities. I can skip porn videos on Porn Hub from all the way across my house.

Also, Logitech is just solid. I use Logitech speakers for my laptop. Hands down, one of my best purchases I've made in the last 6 months. Well, it's up there with the case of mead and the hookers 'n blow package.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:19 pm**

i'd rather buy another hour of sexy time with khaos.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:26 pm**

There was a Razer Deathadder on clearance at the store for $45 so i snap-grabbed that.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:27 pm**

Though to be fair I strongly considered the Logitech line despite the severe clearance in my midst.

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