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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:55 am
by DarthStabber
Being the hiding spot is perfectly fine when done safely.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:53 am
by TBuzzsaw
Being the hiding spot is perfectly fine when done safely.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:54 am
by Lightning_Dolt
You mean with lube?
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:08 am
by TBuzzsaw
Lube is for amateurs.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:11 am
by Valdarith
But I poop from there...
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:12 am
by DocLawless
Not for the next day or two you don't.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:31 am
by Lightning_Dolt
You ain't gonna shit right for a month!
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:40 am
by DocLawless
I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:42 am
by Dechs Kaison
Well if the sandwiches are broken, then I have to fix them.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:46 am
by DocLawless
"You wouldn't be tryin' to hide something in those baggy pants of yours, would ya?"
"Just something to cripple your sister with..."
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:46 am
by RaidaTheBlade
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:54 am
by hamfactorial
The level of homo in this thread is too damn...
FABULOUS!
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:57 am
by zemanjaski
I told you to go do math yesterday. Go do math.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:04 am
by hamfactorial
I'll work it out tonight after I get off work.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:04 am
by hamfactorial
Also you're not my real dad
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:12 am
by zemanjaski
I could be

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:25 am
by TBuzzsaw
I told you to go do math yesterday. Go do math.
I'll work it out tonight after I get off work.
Also you're not my real dad
I could be

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I've seen enough gay pornos to know where this is going.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:32 am
by RaidaTheBlade
I've seen enough gay pornos to know where this is going.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:37 am
by TBuzzsaw
Zem is a top, but I totally see him as a power bottom also.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:46 am
by DarthStabber
I don't know about power bottom, more like bottom-in-denial.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:49 am
by Jack
Oh no, not this discussion again.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:52 am
by zemanjaski
Zem is a top, but I totally see him as a power bottom also.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:03 am
by hamfactorial

just read the replies
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:12 am
by Kazekirimaru
Lol no
that doesnt sound like a lot of fun
Don't be the pussy you pretend to get on a regular basis.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:12 am
by Kazekirimaru
He seems legit.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:18 am
by zemanjaski
Hi ani.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:19 am
by zemanjaski
1K GPT next weekend, legacy invitational the week after. Better learn how to shuffle.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:27 am
by Dechs Kaison
1K GPT next weekend, legacy invitational the week after. Better learn how to shuffle.
I didn't know you played Legacy.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:28 am
by zemanjaski
I have top 8'd both legacy events I have played in. I am not great at the format, but I can +0 Jace with the best of them.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:29 am
by Dechs Kaison
I have top 8'd both legacy events I have played in. I am not great at the format, but I can +0 Jace with the best of them.
What's the deck you run? I didn't take you for a control type.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:30 am
by Dechs Kaison
Random dumb question, is there anyone who sells custom sleeves?
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:35 am
by zemanjaski
UB Control and ANT.
I only play aggro in standard. I play blue in every other format. For a while I was the leading expert on pauper mono blue control.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:38 am
by Dechs Kaison
UB Control and ANT.
I take back everything bad I ever said about you.
You're alright.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:38 am
by zemanjaski
Hell, I even play Mono U Tinker in EDH.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:39 am
by zemanjaski
That's a sweet deck.
Back to Basics, extend hand.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:39 am
by zemanjaski
Nephalia Drownyard is in my sig for a reason. I love me some RiverofTearsControl.dek
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:40 am
by Lightning_Dolt
UB Control and ANT.
I only play aggro in standard. I play blue in every other format. For a while I was the leading expert on pauper mono blue control.
If red was viable in legacy, would you play it?
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:42 am
by Kazekirimaru
Hi ani.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:46 am
by Dechs Kaison
I'm more a fan of black than blue. Except in EDH, then I'm running mono red or Pristaxcontrombmodruu.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:51 am
by photodyer
Damn...you guys had me laughing so hard with the T/B discussion I about sputtered Jack & DP all over the keyboard. Thanks--I needed that. Stay-cations are too damned busy and stressful...my to-do list seems to grow every time I turn my back. At least some respite is on the horizon...the boy gets on a plane to NYC Friday AM and we adults will be partying like heathens that night. In fact, my lady, strider's and her sister had a GNO this evening to cook up a burlesque routine for our party...all they will say about it is that we (the "audience") are in for trouble. I think I like trouble...