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Postby DarthStabber » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:55 am

Being the hiding spot is perfectly fine when done safely.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.

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Postby TBuzzsaw » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:53 am

Being the hiding spot is perfectly fine when done safely.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:54 am

You mean with lube?

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Postby TBuzzsaw » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:08 am

Lube is for amateurs.
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Postby Valdarith » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:11 am

But I poop from there...
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:12 am

Not for the next day or two you don't. :unibrow:
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:31 am

You ain't gonna shit right for a month!

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Postby DocLawless » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:40 am

I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:42 am

Well if the sandwiches are broken, then I have to fix them.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:46 am

"You wouldn't be tryin' to hide something in those baggy pants of yours, would ya?"
"Just something to cripple your sister with..."
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Postby RaidaTheBlade » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:46 am

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I, for one, would like to welcome our new firebreathing narwhal overlords.

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:54 am

The level of homo in this thread is too damn...

FABULOUS!

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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:57 am

I told you to go do math yesterday. Go do math.
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:04 am

I'll work it out tonight after I get off work.

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:04 am

Also you're not my real dad

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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:12 am

I could be ;)
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Postby TBuzzsaw » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:25 am

I told you to go do math yesterday. Go do math.
I'll work it out tonight after I get off work.
Also you're not my real dad
I could be ;)[/quote:
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I've seen enough gay pornos to know where this is going.
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Postby RaidaTheBlade » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:32 am

I've seen enough gay pornos to know where this is going.
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I, for one, would like to welcome our new firebreathing narwhal overlords.

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Postby TBuzzsaw » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:37 am

Zem is a top, but I totally see him as a power bottom also.
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Postby DarthStabber » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:46 am

I don't know about power bottom, more like bottom-in-denial.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.

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Postby Jack » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:49 am

Oh no, not this discussion again.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:52 am

Zem is a top, but I totally see him as a power bottom also.
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:03 am

:rofl: just read the replies

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:12 am

Lol no

that doesnt sound like a lot of fun
Don't be the pussy you pretend to get on a regular basis.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:12 am

He seems legit.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:18 am

Hi ani.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:19 am

1K GPT next weekend, legacy invitational the week after. Better learn how to shuffle.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:27 am

1K GPT next weekend, legacy invitational the week after. Better learn how to shuffle.
I didn't know you played Legacy.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:28 am

I have top 8'd both legacy events I have played in. I am not great at the format, but I can +0 Jace with the best of them.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:29 am

I have top 8'd both legacy events I have played in. I am not great at the format, but I can +0 Jace with the best of them.
What's the deck you run? I didn't take you for a control type.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:30 am

Random dumb question, is there anyone who sells custom sleeves?
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:35 am

UB Control and ANT.

I only play aggro in standard. I play blue in every other format. For a while I was the leading expert on pauper mono blue control.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:38 am

UB Control and ANT.
I take back everything bad I ever said about you.

You're alright.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:38 am

Hell, I even play Mono U Tinker in EDH.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:39 am

That's a sweet deck.

Back to Basics, extend hand.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:39 am

Nephalia Drownyard is in my sig for a reason. I love me some RiverofTearsControl.dek
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:40 am

UB Control and ANT.

I only play aggro in standard. I play blue in every other format. For a while I was the leading expert on pauper mono blue control.
If red was viable in legacy, would you play it?

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:42 am

Hi ani.
:hi:

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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:46 am

I'm more a fan of black than blue. Except in EDH, then I'm running mono red or Pristaxcontrombmodruu.
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Postby photodyer » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:51 am

Damn...you guys had me laughing so hard with the T/B discussion I about sputtered Jack & DP all over the keyboard. Thanks--I needed that. Stay-cations are too damned busy and stressful...my to-do list seems to grow every time I turn my back. At least some respite is on the horizon...the boy gets on a plane to NYC Friday AM and we adults will be partying like heathens that night. In fact, my lady, strider's and her sister had a GNO this evening to cook up a burlesque routine for our party...all they will say about it is that we (the "audience") are in for trouble. I think I like trouble...
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