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Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:28 pm**

Looking gorgeous, everyone.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:17 pm**

I went to draft on Sunday and two girls (who happen to play with their boyfriends) played in the tournament. Everyone was very nice to them. It was nice to see. It would have been nicer if they weren't heffers, but whatevs
Exhibit A: The Problem.

I agree. Fat chicks are a problem. Thank you, Suga, for bringing this to our attention.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:32 pm**

Temp yesterday - 74. Temp today - 31.
Life in the midwest.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:45 pm**

Apparently Zem > Hetrick > Conley

Are people insane? Hetrick rules!

Oh and check out the new CFB podcast. Next edition will feature yours truly with Sam Pardee. The one after, I shit you not, may feature Madding, so you can learn what the devil sounds like.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:21 pm**

Apparently Zem > Hetrick > Conley

Are people insane? Hetrick rules!

Oh and check out the new CFB podcast. Next edition will feature yours truly with Sam Pardee. The one after, I shit you not, may feature Madding, so you can learn what the devil sounds like.

I look forward to this.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:32 pm**

Apparently Zem > Hetrick > Conley

Are people insane? Hetrick rules!

Oh and check out the new CFB podcast. Next edition will feature yours truly with Sam Pardee. The one after, I shit you not, may feature Madding, so you can learn what the devil sounds like.

Listen to Zem's wisdom here

This is excellent Zem, you come across really well

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:08 pm**

Zem, you talk too much about a burn deck with such few decisions! Talk less!

Smh at that comment.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:12 pm**

I'm halfway expecting Madding to sound like the demon-possessed girl from the Exorcist.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:12 pm**

That's not a bad thing either.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:13 pm**

Zem, you talk too much about a burn deck with such few decisions! Talk less!

Smh at that comment.

I showed real growth with my response. One day I won't respond at all.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:13 pm**

How trolled are we going to be when Madding turns out to be PSully's online persona?

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:16 pm**

My mind would be blown.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:18 pm**

I'm halfway expecting Madding to sound like the demon-possessed girl from the Exorcist.

I REALLY hope he does! Kaits if you read this sort out some kind of demonic voice please, on the off-chance you don't already sound like this

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:54 pm**

Full Metal Havok More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:07 pm**

All I can say for the hilarious photos is: Butt(crack)hurt.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:10 pm**

i sound like a tard

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:14 pm**

not even a demon tard

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:24 pm**

"Please initial here Mr Frostnova."

"Shit...." FMHMSNITSAATSCWF

Some day I hope to play against a dude named Frank Martin Lexington or something similar and burn his face off, so when I turn that judge slip in it says "Player 2: FML"

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:24 pm**

Madding

i sound like a tard

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:36 pm**

Madding, you're from the UK right? If so, which part?

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:50 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:58 pm**

In Pembrokeshire or Cumbria or is there another one? I'm in the UK too, originally from Hull though I'm up in Edinburgh now

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:04 pm**

it's near laketown

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:32 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:03 pm**

Fark.com has the Magic: The Buttcracking link on its main page.
Link to the comments -- http://www.fark.com/comments/8176945/Ma ... utt-Cracks

Seriously embarrassing. Pull yer damn pants up.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:24 pm**

I always imagined Madding as a scruffy ex-beat cop turned noir detective with permanent five o'clock shadow that always carries a flask of whiskey. He narrates his life to himself as he stares at a faded black and white picture of a past love during the long nights when he can't crack the case....

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:25 pm**

Fark.com has the Magic: The Buttcracking link on its main page.
Link to the comments -- http://www.fark.com/comments/8176945/Ma ... utt-Cracks

Seriously embarrassing. Pull yer damn pants up.

Hold on to your butts!

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:42 pm**

I always imagined Madding as a scruffy ex-beat cop turned noir detective with permanent five o'clock shadow that always carries a flask of whiskey. He narrates his life to himself as he stares at a faded black and white picture of a past love during the long nights when he can't crack the case....

this is 100% accurate

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:46 pm**

So badass...

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:51 pm**

Fark.com has the Magic: The Buttcracking link on its main page.
Link to the comments -- http://www.fark.com/comments/8176945/Ma ... utt-Cracks

Seriously embarrassing. Pull yer damn pants up.

I understand your shirt riding up if you're constantly adjusting in the chair because you're leaning over to read cards, table interactions, etc. But that should simply expose your lower back, not your ass!

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:05 pm**

Had to work on adding timestamps into our app today. . .now I want to punch babies.

http://youtu.be/-5wpm-gesOY

Maybe MTGO just gets tired of accurate timestamping and thats why it throws hissy fits.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:09 pm**

Also this happened:

+Dan:oh, there was a repercussion???
bad sportmanship?

-Dax:Bullying

+hes better off forming a buttcrack oriented R&B MTG group
Mana2Men

-Don't go chasing Sacred Waterfalls

+here we go...

-Baby Got Black Mana

+goddamnit, i wish my R&B/Hip Hop wasnt stuck in 5th gradecatholic school!

-Fuck the Polkuranos.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:12 pm**

You fuck the Polis Crusher.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:14 pm**

Though, in reality, the police are much more likely to fuck you.

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:17 pm**

Especially with your asscrack hanging out

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:08 pm**

Oh, so that's where that baton is for...

Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:35 pm**

Oh, so that's where that baton is for...

You've never heard of hide the nightstick?

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:08 am**

Lol no

that doesnt sound like a lot of fun

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:12 am**

Lol no

that doesnt sound like a lot of fun

There are worse ways to spend an evening.

Posted: **Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:21 am**

Being the hiding spot is usually the worst way to spend an evening

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