Dies to Removal

This is my English degree trying desperately to be useful.

Don't worry, eventually your degree will settle into its life, develop a pack-a-day, bottle-a-day habit, experiment with harder drugs, then realize it likes dressing up in women's clothing; then it will be prepared to discuss where to put the apostrophe with authority.
Yes, I just turned a diploma into Herman Melville.

lol

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... count=2596

"QUICK, DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. THE BLOOD MUST BE CLEANED OFF MY HANDS"

Mah ip is blocked, cant read capn.

Were is Vigliante.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackVise View Post
"masterraids accumulated three active infractions. As this is his fourth suspension he will be back in a month."

After discussing this, the Senior Staff have decided to just ban masterraids because of unchanging and persistent infraction issues.

That will stop him, I mean its not as if you can make a gimmick.

That will stop him, I mean its not as if you can make a gimmick.

Yeah well, the point is there's now a line of reference for banning future users for "being masterraids". Which is a shame, as that's pretty much anyone who likes to ever use swears.
Fuck that shit.

im masterraid

Yeah, I know.

>> Ban Tom Servo for infractions after banning gimmicks for being banned member Tom Servo

GG

I am starting to wonder if maybe some of the staff has that no-long-term-memory thing from Memento.

Banception

Anybody else got the Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow soliloquy stuck in their heads after Capn said that line about getting the blood off their hands?

No. And honestly, after looking it up, I'm glad that I didn't. I was a philistene before it was cool.

Onar ?

I like where this is going. I feel after a few more pages itll be even better.

No. And honestly, after looking it up, I'm glad that I didn't. I was a philistene before it was cool.

That's too bad. The nature of the speech, referencing the ephemeral and inescapable cycles of command, can really help one understand the dangers of ignoring the sins of one's past. When it comes down to it, MacBeth is nothing but a usurper, a terrorist, a scumbag, and it's only after that speech, that point in the story, that he really accepts his own nihilism. It's important, because once you become that jaded, a whole slew of new atrocities suddenly become acceptable options to him; he holds the crown for no other reason than because it is the crown. Like all of Shakespeare's tragedies, it is at its heart a morality play, and MacBeth could
have taken different avenues that would have kept him and his loyalists from slaughter, but instead he invariably takes the worse, most tyrannical path, and the whole of the nation suffers greatly for it.

DFERP

macbeth wasn't a coward though

cowards are the worst.

True, true.

In other news, why does a GIS for "cleavage" give as its first 4 subcategories the indices for mining, embryonic development, mineral fracturing, and agricultural furrowing?

Weren't we supposed to be living in that future where our internet creepily knows everything about us? You'd expect it to know what I'm looking for with such an obvious term.

Unless.... wait, is Google calling me gay?

The Internet knows you're not interested in women.

This can be comfirmed by searching for vaginas. If the search returns Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, it's got you pegged.

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They banned a little piece of us all that day

This can be comfirmed by searching for vaginas. If the search returns Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, it's got you pegged.

Huh, no O'Keeffe paintings, but I did get this:

You can really see the downward spiral in Schulz's later work

This can be comfirmed by searching for vaginas. If the search returns Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, it's got you pegged.

just disble safe search problem solved.

They banned a little piece of us all that day

A huge blow to the covenant of MTGS banned members

I love it when its my turn to post as Tom Servo and I get the opportunity to reply to myself

thank me for thanking you

Thank us

You can really see the downward spiral in Schulz's later work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUJkUyySJQ

Tom "serves as an all encompassing gutter identity" Servo

You can really see the downward spiral in Schulz's later work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUJkUyySJQ

This got better and better as it went on

Yeah, it grows on ya. Jim Reardon, a longtime Simpsons writer, created it in art school and according to rumor the work was integral to him getting hired on for the Simpsons.

wait, that was that supposedly impossible Star Trek scenario

Yes, the one that Kirk overcame.

Yet Picard's the one with the maneuver named after him. Because he's a fucking badass.

I'm not going to argue Picard's badassness, but Kirk has multiple maneuvers named after him.

Does he?

I've never watched the original series or the movies.

r_0's supposed to be getting those so I can, though!

Just smoked the $200 cigar I got for my bday last year

That really sounds fucking stupid. $200 for a cigar? It's ot my money though so whatevs

This was my reaction as well.

The original series really hasn't aged so well. Some of the episodes still stand out for their writing, but most of the social issues they're tackling have been dealt with (or at least brought to better light, probably because of the original series, go go Seinfeld Syndrome) so their message is blunted a bit.

Oh shit. Forgot to turn safe-search back on before GIS'ing Star Trek.
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