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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 2:45 pm

This is my English degree trying desperately to be useful.
Don't worry, eventually your degree will settle into its life, develop a pack-a-day, bottle-a-day habit, experiment with harder drugs, then realize it likes dressing up in women's clothing; then it will be prepared to discuss where to put the apostrophe with authority.
Yes, I just turned a diploma into Herman Melville.
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Postby Blackhound » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:01 pm

lol

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... count=2596

"QUICK, DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. THE BLOOD MUST BE CLEANED OFF MY HANDS"
Mah ip is blocked, cant read capn.

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Postby Blackhound » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:02 pm

Were is Vigliante.

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Postby Captain Murphy » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:03 pm

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Originally Posted by BlackVise View Post
"masterraids accumulated three active infractions. As this is his fourth suspension he will be back in a month."

After discussing this, the Senior Staff have decided to just ban masterraids because of unchanging and persistent infraction issues.
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
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Postby Blackhound » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:06 pm

That will stop him, I mean its not as if you can make a gimmick.

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:11 pm

That will stop him, I mean its not as if you can make a gimmick.
Yeah well, the point is there's now a line of reference for banning future users for "being masterraids". Which is a shame, as that's pretty much anyone who likes to ever use swears.
Fuck that shit.
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Postby iamabadman » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:21 pm

im masterraid

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:28 pm

Yeah, I know.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:29 pm

>> Ban Tom Servo for infractions after banning gimmicks for being banned member Tom Servo

GG
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:36 pm

I am starting to wonder if maybe some of the staff has that no-long-term-memory thing from Memento.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:37 pm

Banception
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:57 pm

Anybody else got the Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow soliloquy stuck in their heads after Capn said that line about getting the blood off their hands?
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Postby rezombad » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:02 pm

No. And honestly, after looking it up, I'm glad that I didn't. I was a philistene before it was cool.
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Postby Blackhound » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:05 pm

Onar ?

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Postby rezombad » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:15 pm

I like where this is going. I feel after a few more pages itll be even better.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:27 pm

No. And honestly, after looking it up, I'm glad that I didn't. I was a philistene before it was cool.
That's too bad. The nature of the speech, referencing the ephemeral and inescapable cycles of command, can really help one understand the dangers of ignoring the sins of one's past. When it comes down to it, MacBeth is nothing but a usurper, a terrorist, a scumbag, and it's only after that speech, that point in the story, that he really accepts his own nihilism. It's important, because once you become that jaded, a whole slew of new atrocities suddenly become acceptable options to him; he holds the crown for no other reason than because it is the crown. Like all of Shakespeare's tragedies, it is at its heart a morality play, and MacBeth could
have taken different avenues that would have kept him and his loyalists from slaughter, but instead he invariably takes the worse, most tyrannical path, and the whole of the nation suffers greatly for it.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:30 pm

macbeth wasn't a coward though

cowards are the worst.

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:37 pm

True, true.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:46 pm

In other news, why does a GIS for "cleavage" give as its first 4 subcategories the indices for mining, embryonic development, mineral fracturing, and agricultural furrowing?
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:51 pm

Weren't we supposed to be living in that future where our internet creepily knows everything about us? You'd expect it to know what I'm looking for with such an obvious term.

Unless.... wait, is Google calling me gay?
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Postby rezombad » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:07 pm

The Internet knows you're not interested in women.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:13 pm

This can be comfirmed by searching for vaginas. If the search returns Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, it's got you pegged.
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Postby Tom Servo » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:18 pm

They banned a little piece of us all that day
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:18 pm

This can be comfirmed by searching for vaginas. If the search returns Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, it's got you pegged.
Huh, no O'Keeffe paintings, but I did get this:

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Postby Tom Servo » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:20 pm

You can really see the downward spiral in Schulz's later work
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:21 pm

This can be comfirmed by searching for vaginas. If the search returns Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, it's got you pegged.
just disble safe search problem solved.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:23 pm

They banned a little piece of us all that day
A huge blow to the covenant of MTGS banned members
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:24 pm

I love it when its my turn to post as Tom Servo and I get the opportunity to reply to myself ^_^
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Tom Servo » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:26 pm

thank me for thanking you
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Tom Servo » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:26 pm

Thank us
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:27 pm

You can really see the downward spiral in Schulz's later work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUJkUyySJQ
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Postby imopen2 » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:32 pm

Tom "serves as an all encompassing gutter identity" Servo
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Tom Servo » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:42 pm

You can really see the downward spiral in Schulz's later work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUJkUyySJQ
This got better and better as it went on
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:56 pm

Yeah, it grows on ya. Jim Reardon, a longtime Simpsons writer, created it in art school and according to rumor the work was integral to him getting hired on for the Simpsons.
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Postby Manders » Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:05 pm

wait, that was that supposedly impossible Star Trek scenario
Yes, the one that Kirk overcame.

Yet Picard's the one with the maneuver named after him. Because he's a fucking badass.
I'm not going to argue Picard's badassness, but Kirk has multiple maneuvers named after him.
Does he?

I've never watched the original series or the movies.

r_0's supposed to be getting those so I can, though!
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Postby Manders » Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:06 pm

Just smoked the $200 cigar I got for my bday last year
That really sounds fucking stupid. $200 for a cigar? It's ot my money though so whatevs
This was my reaction as well.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:14 pm

The original series really hasn't aged so well. Some of the episodes still stand out for their writing, but most of the social issues they're tackling have been dealt with (or at least brought to better light, probably because of the original series, go go Seinfeld Syndrome) so their message is blunted a bit.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:25 pm

Oh shit. Forgot to turn safe-search back on before GIS'ing Star Trek.
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