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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:19 am
by Manders
I believe there is.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:28 am
by Kaitscralt
you're wrong

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:57 am
by Mcdonalds
Eric Clapton is a real person, no matter how much you refuse to believe that

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:26 am
by hamfactorial
Clapton is Doge

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:28 am
by rezombad
I once had a job as a barista at a bookstore, I spent a lot of my downtime reading books instead of 'working', one of them was Eric Clapton's autobiography.

Pretty good, overall. With levels of drug use exceeded by few still living.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:53 am
by Mcdonalds
Agreed on both fronts

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:43 pm
by rianalnn
If you think eric clapton had the highest levels of drug use in the music industry, or even close to it, you are a fanboyish retard.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:44 pm
by rianalnn
Keith richards.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:44 pm
by rianalnn
Ozzy

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:44 pm
by rianalnn
Jim Morrison or Kurt Cobain.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:44 pm
by rianalnn
Ol dirty bastard.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:45 pm
by rianalnn
Keith Moon

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:45 pm
by rianalnn
DMX

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:47 pm
by rianalnn
Nikki Sixx

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:48 pm
by rianalnn
Lemmy

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:49 pm
by rianalnn
David Bowie subsisted on bread and cocaine for like 2 months.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:18 pm
by Manders
Kelsey Grammar did a lot of coke.

Not a musician, but not one you'd expect to do so.

I read his autobiography in jail.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:20 pm
by rianalnn
Classy

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:26 pm
by ( G_R )
Happy birthday Onar

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:01 pm
by Mcdonalds
Apparently all David Bowie remembers from recording station to station is the guitar sound he wanted on the title track

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:50 pm
by I could be anyone
Habby birthday Onar!

Here's to Hoping that your Internet websites hacking days are behind you!

Cheers! :cheers:

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:13 pm
by Mcdonalds
I put everything for miracles together

I really just want to cast swords to plowshares

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:00 pm
by hamfactorial
Plow you?

Resolves :unibrow:

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:50 pm
by Mcdonalds
I'll plow your mom

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:31 am
by Manders
Classy
I've only ever been to jail to sit out tickets. But I have been a few times. And?!

I'm hardcore.

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:43 am
by Kaitscralt
What sort of trailer scum accumulates so many tickets they have to go to jail

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 8:07 pm
by ( G_R )
On more than one occasion.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:00 am
by Kaitscralt
it's obviously her, look how devoid of common sense she is

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:00 am
by Kaitscralt
you can't fake that

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:30 am
by Mcdonalds
North Korea has apparently decided to fire 5 short range missles off it's eastern coast

I'm still waiting for the day China says "fuck it" and stops helping them

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:47 am
by Manders
ha ha
sitting out tickets in jail


who does that?
People who don't pay them, duh.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:49 pm
by Khaospawn
So, why not just pay them?

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:55 pm
by Kaitscralt
So, why not just pay them?
Image

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:55 pm
by Kaitscralt
does that answer your question

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:00 pm
by Stardust
How much do you get paid to sit in jail?

If you owed $1000 and only had to go to jail for a day, that's $41 per hour. $62 an hour if you don't count the time you're sleeping!

Plus, meals are included! Dodging tickets suddenly sounds like a great job opportunity.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:19 pm
by hamfactorial
Obama's new stimulus package!

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:28 pm
by Bhikku
Hey it's two squares and roof over your head at least... i guess.


Those jail sandwiches are awfully bland though

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:31 pm
by Kaitscralt
Insert Manders eating joke

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:32 pm
by ( G_R )
^_^

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:47 pm
by Blackhound
both Nintendo and Netflix are refusing to comment on a reported live action Legend of Zelda show.