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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:50 pm

^^ Galspanic will read my post, nod, then block it out of his memory forever.

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Postby Tom Servo » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:56 pm

I heard mention of tugees and tug'ems
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Tom Servo » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:57 pm

Nothing says "We accomplished something" like talking about how much we accomplished.
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:01 pm

Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:01 pm

passive aggression is still aggression

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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:02 pm

my close friend's uncle is the voice of the map and swiper.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:03 pm

sprouting doggie doors with our little pup

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Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Manders » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:10 pm

I like Dora the Explorer.
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Postby Manders » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:10 pm

Isa the Iguana.
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Postby Manders » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:11 pm

Benny the Bull.
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Postby Manders » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:11 pm

Not to mention her adorable sidekick, Boots.
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Postby Azrael » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:25 pm

I'll take the 250 post compromise. I think Scumbag is right that a lot of people may be having a hard time remembering back to how long it takes most people to reach that number of posts, but we can revisit that number later if necessary (IE, when people start making CI threads about how dumb the 250 post limit is.)

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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:53 am

Ximbad an teefo can't trade yet.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:53 am

*and
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:55 am

They're probably rippers anyways
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Jack the Ripper » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:58 am

what do you have against rippers? :mad:

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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:51 am

Haven't you ever heard the fable of Ripunzel?

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Postby Second Harkius » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:52 am

A heroic prince came to save her and she stole his Goyf collection!

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Postby Pendulum » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:02 am

Obviously a fairy tale. Nobody has a playset of 'Goyfs.
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Postby Pendulum » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:03 am

Nothing says "We accomplished something" like talking about how much we accomplished.
I like how the turning point seems to have been me going super-trolzer.
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Postby Pendulum » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:05 am

Probably some kind of morality tale in that. Hmm.
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Postby Aesnath » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:08 am

I actually like how the general flow of this thread was:

"Hey look, legitimate problem"
"Let's discuss possible policy"
"We disagree strongly!!!"
Have a light internet fight
"Everything's OK"
"I miss a very specific pair of boobs"
At least a page solid of boob-related discussion
"We did it!"

I'll admit to some definite entertainment value.

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Postby Pendulum » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:16 am

It's a skin suit
This one was masterfully done, btw. A definite high point for the thread.
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Postby Thrillho » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:17 am

Obviously a fairy tale. Nobody has a playset of 'Goyfs.
does having a foil set and 2 non-foil sets also not meet this requirement?

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Postby Aesnath » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:33 am

Obviously a fairy tale. Nobody has a playset of 'Goyfs.
does having a foil set and 2 non-foil sets also not meet this requirement?
All this proves is that you are highly unlikely to exist.

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Unfortunate really.

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Postby Thrillho » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:41 am

I am a very powerful wizard.

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Postby Aesnath » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:47 am

I am a very powerful wizard.
Not helping your argument.

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Postby imopen2 » Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:22 am

there were enough asses in this thread to make up for the lack of boobs
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:35 am

Obviously a fairy tale. Nobody has a playset of 'Goyfs.
does having a foil set and 2 non-foil sets also not meet this requirement?
#madbragz
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Helios » Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:47 pm

I'm a fan of 250 posts + time limit. Shit, I'd say even a month is reasonable.

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Postby Khaospawn » Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:52 pm

I actually like how the general flow of this thread was:

"Hey look, legitimate problem"
"Let's discuss possible policy"
"We disagree strongly!!!"
Have a light internet fight
"Everything's OK"
"I miss a very specific pair of boobs"
At least a page solid of boob-related discussion
"We did it!"

I'll admit to some definite entertainment value.
Best summary ever. :cheers:
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In a pinch, Khaos' beard can help turn this around.
I rarely skip a Khaospawn wall of text because I know there is always piss at the end of the rainbow.

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:16 am

ONE last thing to throw on the table and if I could throw it truly I would make sure it was bloody:
5.0 Doctrine of Universal Jurisdiction:
Participation in Market Street is a privilege, not a right, of all MTG Salvation members. Therefore, any member that has had their trading privileges revoked from any other site will be considered guilty of bad trade practices on MTG Salvation and have their trading privileges revoked.

Any user whose trading privileges have been revoked under this Doctrine may file an application for privilege restoration with the Market Street staff. All applications will be thoroughly reviewed and all claims investigated. Users who appeal agree to abide by our decision, be it in the affirmative or negative. This decision is final.

Any user caught participating in Market Street3 without valid original4 or restored5 trading privileges will be banned from MTG Salvation permanently.

n3Market Street Cafe and BTRs excluded
4Original trading privilege is defined as a user whose first online trade is conducted through MTG Salvation
5Restored trading privilege is defined as a user whose trading privileges were revoked under this doctrine and subsequently restored by the Market Street Staff.
Are we doing OUR own way?
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:38 am

Ugh, I hate Universal Jurisdiction (not just for trading or on websites). It's difficult to prove, completely unnecessary, and can (albeit only in rare instances) leave the site open to legal trouble. I always think it's better to just say "we think you're a ripper burden of proof on you."
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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:36 am

Ugh, I hate Universal Jurisdiction (not just for trading or on websites). It's difficult to prove, completely unnecessary, and can (albeit only in rare instances) leave the site open to legal trouble. I always think it's better to just say "we think you're a ripper burden of proof on you."
we also do not exist in the same universe as mtgs so universal jurisdiction cannot apply

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:38 am

post #10,000 in this forum, suckazzzzz

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:38 am

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:08 pm

Ugh, I hate Universal Jurisdiction (not just for trading or on websites). It's difficult to prove, completely unnecessary, and can (albeit only in rare instances) leave the site open to legal trouble. I always think it's better to just say "we think you're a ripper burden of proof on you."
we also do not exist in the same universe as mtgs so universal jurisdiction cannot apply
Funny you should mention that, just yesterday I had a long-ish conversation regarding alternative dimension feedback theory, that not only are there an infinite number of
alternative dimensions but that those who most closely resemble their "neighbors" have a quantifiable effect on them. The essential takeaway is that we cannot predict the universe because it isn't ours, and that at any given time there are multiple tiers of reality which overlap each other and switch back and forth as our closest possibilities influence us.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:12 pm

For example, at any second we might switch over to a reality where the above isn't just a string of existentialist bullshit.
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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:20 pm

Ugh, I hate Universal Jurisdiction (not just for trading or on websites). It's difficult to prove, completely unnecessary, and can (albeit only in rare instances) leave the site open to legal trouble. I always think it's better to just say "we think you're a ripper burden of proof on you."
I dislike the idea too. but my reasons are I seen too many sites mark you cause they didn't like you. So why should you be held to be punished on other sites cause one had a bug up their ass?
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters


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