[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:06 pm

I keep a black guy with me when I go to FNM, he's the only token I need

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:09 pm

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:10 pm

ham's racist.

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:10 pm

I keep a black guy with me when I go to FNM, he's the only token I need

Oh fuck...my sides...dammit Ham!

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:42 pm

The best thing about a brand new mattress? Breaking it in...

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:03 pm

I just sleeve mine in old draft sleeves. I had a set of dragon shields that only had 98 cards after a few broke, so I just sleeved a bunch of tokens in them.

It isn't hard to carry around the "relevant" ones, there's only ever so many things in Standard that produce tokens. I mean, the only real token generation seeing play right now is Brimaz, Pack Rat, Young Pyromancer, and Voice of Resurgence. That's literally only four cards. I have soldier tokens for Elspeth but I can't remember the last time someone managed to keep those tokens around until their end step when I'm playing PyroRed.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:16 pm

I miss the old Heartless Summoning decks, they were sweet.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:17 pm

Heartless Summoning + Priest of Urabrask + Perilous Myr + Havengul Lich

It was a surprisingly competitive deck if you had a transformational sideboard.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:15 am

I love you guys.

Approximately 32% homo

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:22 am

Needs more homo.

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:25 am

I'm runk as fuck. ask me anything.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:27 am

Would you rather fight a whore-sized dick or a hundred dick-sized whores?

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:48 am

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more homo. I've gotta have more homo.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:49 am

I actually woke up running a fever today. I really hope that the cure isn't more homo.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:17 am

Before we're done here, you'll all be playing gold bordered Vexing Devils.

TubeHunter · Postby **TubeHunter** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:31 am

i am 2-1 in arena, i don't want to go on for fear of tarnishing my winning record

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:35 am

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more homo. I've gotta have more homo.

You rang?

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:39 am

This is a great day for the gay agenda.

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:46 am

This is a great day for the gay agenda.

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:50 am

I'd fuck every single one of you.
And I'd fight every dick in the only possible way, Fight a fire with fire.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:58 am

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more homo. I've gotta have more homo.
You rang?

With bells that are attached to my nipple tassles.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:05 am

Of course you should fight dicks with dicks. You should fight everything with dicks.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:06 am

Fighting dicks with dicks is perfectly fine when done safely.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:14 am

That's just your masturbation defense

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:14 am

Let's play tummy sticks!

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:16 am

We're rapidly approaching the need for an in-joke primer.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:17 am

I approve this initiative

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:18 am

The room is spinnin' real fast. I think it's 'cause of the gayness.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:19 am

Yo dawg, I heard you where homo, so we put dick jokes in your dick jokes so you can sword fight while you sword fight.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:20 am

You spin mw right round baby right round...

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:21 am

No fair you brought a longsword.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:29 am

I set to receive charge.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:41 am

Ain't no chickens in our cock fights.

TubeHunter · Postby **TubeHunter** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:54 am

what did i walk into?

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:56 am

My roommate somehow managed to deal with me shut-in. Managed to nearly cut himself with a knife. his hand is bleedin. And then I got emotional about myself. cried for a while and throw my issues out. About the pain. I'm happy person.

TubeHunter · Postby **TubeHunter** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:57 am

May i ask what is you have exactly yarpus?

You've alluded to it multiple times, but i was wondering if you would like to share the name of it.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:00 am

May i ask what is you have exactly yarpus?

You've alluded to it multiple times, but i was wondering if you would like to share the name of it.

He's Polish.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:02 am

what did i walk into?

THIS SI WHY WE NEED AN FAQ

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:02 am

what did i walk into?
THIS SI WHY WE NEED AN FAQ

And inbuilt spellcheck.

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:52 am

what did i walk into?

Something magical.

It's made of pixie dust and semen. Mostly semen.

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