Dies to Removal

Jaya Ballard.

Absolute best character in MTG history. Certainly the one with the best quotes.

"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire!"

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/a ... 14/welcome

Scumbag wizards: Show the 9th-16th lists, don't show the top 8.

They kept bringing up the Junk reanimator list but never caught it on camera. I believe they said it made it in the top 16 though but I could be wrong.

Nevermind, that wasn't him. He was either playing junk reanimator or esper reanimator. He was testing both and leaning toward esper, but I didn't see that on the list.

Nevermind, this is him:

[deck]Yoshikazu Okada Dimir Control, Super Series Sunday Championship 2014 - Standard[/deck]

Guess he changed last minute, dropped some whips and white all together. He just loves whip + shadowborn demon.

[deck="G/B Devotion by Shane Giachetti"]
2 Arbor Colossus
4 Burning-Tree Emissary
4 Elvish Mystic
3 Nessian Demolok
2 Nessian Wilds Ravager
4 Sylvan Caryatid
4 Sylvan Primordial
4 Voyaging Satyr
2 Polukranos, World Eater
2 Nylea, God of the Hunt

3 Garruk, Caller of Beasts
2 Abrupt Decay
2 Whip of Erebos

12 Forest
3 Golgari Guildgate
4 Overgrown Tomb
4 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Sideboard:
1 Pithing Needle
3 Nylea's Disciple
2 Skylasher
2 Abrupt Decay
2 Golgari Charm
1 Putrefy
1 Bow of Nylea
3 Bramblecrush[/deck]

Tribute + Whip?
Nice try.

That's cute.

looks shitty

Never Forget

Wha?

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE TERRIFIED CHICKENS WHO DIED TERRIFIED.

Sometimes I wonder if they're just trolling everyone.

These chicken jokes are in fowl taste

These chicken jokes are in fowl taste

bad joke ham. that's a party fowl.

nothing makes a bad joke better than replying to it with the same exact pun

That article ruffled my feathers.

Can any of the jokes be in bad taste; cause chicken is delicious.

nothing makes a bad joke better than replying to it with the same exact pun

Do the chickens have large talons?

Gimme your tots, Napoleon!

he unfollowed us

rofl

Apparently DTR hates me and/or Imageshack:

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Turns out Khaos was an adbot all along.

Fuckers are getting devious...

Khaos, I use photobucket for signature stuff without problem.

I swear I looked everywhere but did we start a thread or anything to discuss the RakPyro brew Zem came up with and posted on Reddit?

Wow, Gruul Ragehammer is a very fun deck. Props to Fate for sticking with it for so long and to Val for coming up with a build that I really like. If only I owned Polukranos, Caryatids, Xenagos, Xenagos, Domris, 3 more of the g/r temple and a Scavenging Ooze

Turns out Khaos was an adbot all along.

Fuckers are getting devious...

Does...not...compute.

What's a Reddit?

The Codex of ultimate wisdom?

Does the deck have enough swag is the burning question?

dpaine - we're discussing it in the Rb Dos Rakis thread currently.

freedom - thanks! I stole ideas from everyone (namely Fate and LP), brainstormed, playtested, brainstormed some more, watched the SCG coverage last weekend, and arrived at that list after a lot of thought. I'm in the same boat as you, needing 4x Domri, 1x Xenagod, 2x Xenagos planeswalker, 3x Caryatid, 1x Ooze, 3x Polukranos, and 4x Temples. I'll have to purchase most of that to play it at the PTQ (ouch) but I'm also considering the PyroSeer deck I just brewed as well. The latter wouldn't require nearly as much investment.

Khaos, your signature may be one of the most beautiful sights to grace this forum.

Khaos, your signature may be one of the most beautiful sights to grace this forum.

Don't thank me, thank NBW. That guy is a fuckin' wizard.

But, yeah the sig totally screams "Put your fucking hands in the air and make some muthafuckin' noise!!!"

When I first saw the sig, my first thought was," I want to put my dick in it."

But then, my follwoing thought was, " I want it to put its dick in me."

Ham Challenge failed after seeing that signature.

Quitter.

Photo and Khaos definitely top the curve on NBW's badass sig banners. I'm more than happy with mine as well.

They're all so pretty.

I have the best one. Others are baddies for baddies. I wouldn't even cry if Tibalt would force me to discard you randomly. Pls.

Wow, Gruul Ragehammer is a very fun deck. Props to Fate for sticking with it for so long and to Val for coming up with a build that I really like. If only I owned Polukranos, Caryatids, Xenagos, Xenagos, Domris, 3 more of the g/r temple and a Scavenging Ooze

they didn't come up with it, it is a universal deck in the meta and they, as always, are only discrediting themselves by giving it a bad name that nobody will ever use

Wow, Gruul Ragehammer is a very fun deck. Props to Fate for sticking with it for so long and to Val for coming up with a build that I really like. If only I owned Polukranos, Caryatids, Xenagos, Xenagos, Domris, 3 more of the g/r temple and a Scavenging Ooze

they didn't come up with it, it is a universal deck in the meta and they, as always, are only discrediting themselves by giving it a bad name that nobody will ever use

I don't see anywhere in the previous statement where freedom
specifically said they created the deck. All he did was give props for Fate for sticking with the deck and for Val for tossing up a specific list that he liked. I am all for calling bullshit on bullshit but at least make sure the call out applies.

he was implying it.