Dies to Removal

who wants a storyline on their cardboard anyway

like who gives a fuck that tahngarth and squee became best friends and then tahngarth got turned into a freak and squee felt real bad but sorta made it okay by blasting ertai full of too much black mana in the bottom of crovax's stronghold while hannah flew the weatherlight to both of their rescue since gerrard couldn't pilot the weatherlight since he was fighting urza in so sort of alternate phyrexian dimension proctored by yawgmoth

I mean, it's not like you want to know why the mice are trapped in mouse trap do you?

You just had a flashback to the best part of your childhood

That mouse had kids, man.

You just had a flashback to the best part of your childhood

the best part of my childhood was when I met Goldberg you idiot.

I just wish that the characters in MTG weren't solely the planeswalkers and that there was a kind of coherent storyline aside from "We just showed up on this plane and WOOOAAAHHHHH WACKY STUFF'S GOING ON!!!!!"

they should all try to find the exodia pieces

Die fat Americans

Any guests yet?

Die fat Americans

I assume this is German for "the Americans"?

Its akrikaan actually.

You just had a flashback to the best part of your childhood

the best part of my childhood was when I met Goldberg you idiot.

I met Ice Man King Parsons once. It was pretty sweet.

This was well after he'd retired, though. He ended up working with my Uncle Phil, which is how I met him.

I'm interested to see how many of you young'uns have any fucking clue who I'm talking about.

Prediction: none.

I'm so old.

I read that as king parkinsons

I just wish that the characters in MTG weren't solely the planeswalkers and that there was a kind of coherent storyline aside from "We just showed up on this plane and WOOOAAAHHHHH WACKY STUFF'S GOING ON!!!!!"

Every storyline these days looks like fanfiction for mortal kombat. Here's these fighters with these combat skills, they are going to duke it out in the arena for defending your world.

Any guests yet?

They've been here and there ever since Rianalnn defected to DtR

Youre welcome.

yeah man, btw sorry I called you "morally corrupt", ever since you've come back and made ammends, I've understood that your Heart is in the right place.

Also your moral compass.

Pointing in the right direction now!

Only in DtR do we get to have these magical cards-themed, heart-warming, Dicken's style stories

Dickensian.

My new hard cider brand: Dicken's Cider

she seems to have wrecked her car in a single-vehicle incident. When police arrived at the scene, King was found, sitting in the car, surrounded by deployed airbags, but with her pants retreated from their usual location encasing her legs, pelvis and ass, and instead puddled under her car's pedals. Also enjoying a 'beneath' position was an empty bottle of unspecified alcohol, which King was sitting on.

The details of how or why King was sitting, pantsless on the bottle aren't clear.

yeah man, btw sorry I called you "morally corrupt", ever since you've come back and made ammends, I've understood that your Heart is in the right place.

Meh, whats a little moral corruption amongst friends.

This forum is more important than your morals

I got a cold a day or two before I'm going to visit my dad, who's on dialysis.

Perfect.

Wear a mask.

A Nixon mask

Did your dad vote for Nixon?

Did you?

Were you down with the ol' tricky Dick?

I wasn't even born then.

And I'm pretty sure Daddy wasn't old enough to vote.

Goddamn asshole.

I'm not that fucking old.

lol

So... You're not down with tricky Dick?

Nope. Carter was president when I was born, though Reagan won the vote a couple months later.

Too bad he's dead, he was good for a laugh while in office.

hey it's that guy

hey that guy

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hey that guy

Hullo