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Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:26 am**

Almost ready

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:27 am**

Almost there

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:27 am**

Or is it already over?

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:52 am**

Drunkenness?

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:27 am**

On a certain level I think they're great

but on another I can't relate

to anything they do

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:25 am**

I've only used a hashtag once. It was on Facebook. In a post about the Cowboys.

FOOTBALL!!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:46 pm**

I get to use that marker board paint stuff

Sweet

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:19 pm**

No, that's not true. Scumbag is my greatest enemy. The terror that man evokes shakes me to the core.

My greatest enemy is an exact copy of me, but he has a gun, a robot arm, and also robot vision that is better than mine.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:23 pm**

Did we honestly just do a nostalgia "who did the most to mtgs" because I think we did.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:24 pm**

Gals panic is a fairly normal guy who likes drinking whiskey and has a kid and collects toe nails and has to herald a ship that is mtgs. It's like watching the captain of a space-traveling bounced castle full of shit jump into the void and being the only person left in the control room after the fact.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:29 pm**

you're just bitter because you didn't do enough to card forum #1

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:30 pm**

Galspanic is a fairly normal guy.

Galspanic collects toe nails.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:31 pm**

you're making the word fairly do a lot of heavy lifting there

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:46 pm**

Try as i might he would never answer my question of why he collects toenails. That is my biggest wonder.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:46 pm**

That and also was it a midget.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:53 pm**

you're just bitter because you didn't do enough to card forum #1

i'm the reason there was a cave.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:47 pm**

the kijin kitchen

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:57 pm**

Now that I have a PT position doing insurance sales, everyone wants to call me for an interview.

I'm not saying no.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:51 pm**

I didn't even know you played Magic anymore. Z could probably use some tips from someone on the pro tour.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:53 pm**

pro tour rhino

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:55 pm**

Siege Rhino insurance will be a hot seller this year.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:57 pm**

"I lost to Siege Rhino when I was playing clearly inferior cards!"
"Here's your $20."

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:57 pm**

Of course, that could say "any other cards" and have the same meaning.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:18 pm**

Apparently the mardu khan creature is transgendered

The magic fan base is handling this as well as expected Apparently

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:18 pm**

Apparently

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:21 pm**

Stirred, not shaken #tothecore

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:32 pm**

Apparently the mardu khan creature is transgendered

The magic fan base is handling this as well as expected Apparently

Alesha?

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:34 pm**

These fucking clan names are the worst can we please not use them. I thought you were talking about Junk colors for 3 posts.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:38 pm**

"I saw you hold back. I saw you cut the beast's claw instead of its neck. Why?"

The orc snarled. "I don't know."

"You could have earned your war name," she said. "Know who you are, and claim it."

Anger twisted the orc's face and he took another step toward her. "You tell me this? A human boy who thinks he's a woman?"

Alesha kept her face impassive as a nearby goblin squeaked and scampered away from her, no doubt anticipating her wrath. Before she could answer the nameless orc, though, the dragon was upon them.

They all knew what to do. Another hail of arrows sought out the beast's softer spots, this time joined by a blast of fire from a spark cannon. This one, too, crashed to the ground, and this time most of the warriors were out of reach of its flailing claws as it landed. Alesha shouted and the Mardu—even the nameless orc who had challenged her—rushed forward to meet it.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:39 pm**

That Orc is the mtg player base.
And Alesha ... Really needs to get priorities straight in a world where dragons are trying to kill fucking everyone.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:42 pm**

Alesha, Who Frowns at Privilege

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:43 pm**

"I know who I am. I am not a boy. I am Alesha, like my grandmother before me."

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:00 pm**

I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual tarkir

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:01 pm**

So many FoS members just took apart their Tiny Leaders deck

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:05 pm**

Alesha is a strong black white red woman who don't need no man

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:13 pm**

Alesha don't take no shit from nobody.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:48 pm**

waka waka

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:12 pm**

i'm glad a completely random factoid unveiled in a way that merely panders to the people this would matter to (and upsets the people it upsets) was done in such a way and on such a card as to be completely meaningless within the greater MTG canon and storyline.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:14 pm**

legendary creatures used to be something, now they're just slightly more restrictive iterations of raging goblin.

i never asked raging goblin if he was happy being labeled a goblin. i just wanted him to attack for 1 damage with haste.

i guess maybe he wouldn't rage so much if i had.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:16 pm**

The pandering must stop

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