Dies to Removal

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:48 pm**

Light entertainment from this morning: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=585994

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:49 pm**

This guys FNM = same level as the PT.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:51 pm**

seems legit

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:53 pm**

Satyr Nyx-Smith actually seems good in the board to bring in against control. Army in a can style card.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:04 pm**

He plays at Aes Sedai's lgs.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:04 pm**

I stand corrected then. Fantasy-alternate-reality-LGS really does have an amazing field of players.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:08 pm**

Now that we're done stereotyping / bashing on people that stereotypes, can we just remember that we're in a Clan to bash women and tell dick jokes?

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:11 pm**

Too late. My insensitivity towards the beautiful People's Democratic Republic of Korea and its loud annoying population has torn this clan asunder.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:13 pm**

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:13 pm**

Post Rotation?

[deck]4 Soldier of the Pantheon
3 Fleecemane Lion
2 Scavenging Ooze
2 Spirit of the Labrinth
3 Boros Reckoner
4 Fanatic of Xenagos
3 Polukranos
4 Stormbreath Dragon

4 Domri Rade
2 Xenagos, the Reveler
1 Elspeth, Sun's Champion

2 Mizzium Mortars
1 Selesnya Charm
1 Chain to the Rocks

2 Plains
1 Forest
1 Mountain
4 Stomping Ground
4 Temple Garden
4 Sacred Foundry
3 Temple of Abandon
2 Temple of Triumph
3 Temple of Plenty[/deck]

No mana-dorks is probably wrong but elvish mystic is horrible in a 3 color deck and sylvan caryatid doesn't ramp me to 3 nor does it swing so that's underwhelming. All the creatures are good and most attack for 3. Amazing planeswalkers. Some versatile and powerful removal. A suprisingly good manabase.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:14 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:14 pm**

You heartless monster! *shakes fist in the air*

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:14 pm**

I blew it up.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:15 pm**

Wrong Forum.

Also, this Aussie chick I dated confirmed for me that Australia is racist as fuck.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:16 pm**

Not too racist to date you...

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:16 pm**

The terms "roo fucker" and "sand groper" are still making me laugh.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:17 pm**

When your swag reaches my level, it transcends boundaries.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:17 pm**

Too late. My insensitivity towards the beautiful People's Democratic Republic of Korea and its loud annoying population has torn this clan asunder.

Don't get your North confused with your South, now.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:18 pm**

When your swag reaches my level, it transcends boundaries.

His swag level is over 9,000!

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:21 pm**

Little Moe with the gimpy leg...

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:22 pm**

Outstanding sir.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:22 pm**

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=177939#p177939:2x41e5aa]Maverick » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:21 am[/url:2x41e5aa]":2x41e5aa][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=177916#p177916:2x41e5aa]zemanjaski » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:04 pm[/url:2x41e5aa]":2x41e5aa]I stand corrected then. Fantasy-alternate-reality-LGS really does have an amazing field of players.[/quote:2x41e5aa]My LGS is really competitive. It's got everyone: No-Nails Johnny, Smelly Pete, Fat Danny, Little Danny, Two-Hands Phil, Billy T, Freddy P, Slick Nick, Allan "The Wrench" Gibson, Slippery Dave, Johnny Two, Harry "Hairy" Harrison, Eddie Two-Times, Fast Mike, Slow Mike, Tommy Topdeck, Tapdancing Tim, Jake the Rake...all the best players of our generation.[/quote:2x41e5aa]

Bravo. "Two-hands Phil" made my morning.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:24 pm**

When your swag reaches my level, it transcends boundaries.

You don't have to tell me. It wasn't easy explaining to my girlfriend that I was in love with a black man in California...

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:24 pm**

I read that list and immediately went to Home Alone 2.

You've been smooching with everyone!

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:25 pm**

When your swag reaches my level, it transcends boundaries.
You don't have to tell me. It wasn't easy explaining that I was in love with a black man in California to my girlfriend...

Lay off, red. I saw him first! Dat's my man!

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:25 pm**

Yeah, I believes ya...

BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON'T!

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:26 pm**

Get down on your knees and tell me ya love me.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:26 pm**

"I'm over the moon for ya! If my love was an ocean, Lindy would have to take two airplanes!'

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:28 pm**

That laugh he does is classic.

AHA-HA-HA! AH-HA-HA!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

And a Happy New Year. *blam!*

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:29 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:30 pm**

Way to turn back time Khaos. What a classic.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:30 pm**

It's what I do.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:33 pm**

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:34 pm**

It's what I do.

do it less

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:34 pm**

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:34 pm**

It's what I do.
do it less

If I could turn back time!

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:35 pm**

Don't be salty, 'scralty.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:37 pm**

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

This became my Facebook status.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:37 pm**

My articles rate 40% above what CFb considers "successful" for an article.

SA-WEET.

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:39 pm**

Well, when they have no standards to begin with, that's pretty good, right? I mean, they've let Travis Woo write for years.

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