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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:11 pm
by Captain Murphy
at least I live in a beautiful part of Australia

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:11 pm
by Pendulum
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:12 pm
by Bhikku
i've only been to Darwin, but it was really nice. although it could use more bars

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:13 pm
by redthirst
lol the whole southern hemisphere is like that bar the animals
I'm not sure that exists either.
Kangaroos will fuck you up
That's why I'd never box one.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:15 pm
by Thrillho
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this poster reminds me, i really need to get the guinness poster with the lobster fighting the fist and crab for my apartment.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:16 pm
by Captain Murphy
They used to actually box them

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:16 pm
by Pendulum
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:17 pm
by Captain Murphy
i've only been to Darwin, but it was really nice. although it could use more bars
lol darwin is incredibly humid and a hole.

They have a lot of pubs strangely though...

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:17 pm
by Tom Servo
KEEP YOUR DUMPS TO YOURSELF, CLICKY!!
In high school we had this drama because one of the teachers finally got fed up with a girl in his class asking to use the restroom every fifteen minutes and told her she could only go once per class. Technically, at the time, you couldn't keep a student from using the restroom, but everyone knew she was just hanging out in there because she hated math.
Am I the only one who never asks to use the restroom in school? In high school teachers sometimes tried to rage over it which was hilarious. Now it's 100% not an issue.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:18 pm
by Tom Servo
They used to actually box them
I hope the Knagaroos kicked they're asses every time.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:18 pm
by Captain Murphy
They used to actually box them
I hope the Knagaroos kicked they're asses every time.
If they didn't put gloves on them they would kill a man

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:19 pm
by Pendulum
Lol, GIS for :guinness lobster fist crab" is awesome.

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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:20 pm
by Bhikku
i've only been to Darwin, but it was really nice. although it could use more bars
lol darwin is incredibly humid and a hole.

They have a lot of pubs strangely though...
they didnt' have enough when i went, although it was a while ago

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:22 pm
by Captain Murphy
There is a running joke now, a few weeks ago they started burying people upright in Darwin, now everyone makes jokes about how they also building bars for the dead to enjoy standing up.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:22 pm
by Tom Servo
They used to actually box them
I hope the Knagaroos kicked they're asses every time.
If they didn't put gloves on them they would kill a man
Good

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:23 pm
by Captain Murphy
Cyclone tracy hit darwin on Christmas day years ago and a bunch of crocodile owners returned to find their cages destroyed and the crocks missing

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:23 pm
by Bhikku
There is a running joke now, a few weeks ago they started burying people upright in Darwin, now everyone makes jokes about how they also building bars for the dead to enjoy standing up.
lol nice

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:23 pm
by redthirst
From what I understand kangaroo boxing was the original court process:

The kangaroo would represent the interests of the State and defending council would box it. The winner determined the verdict.

In civil court the prosecution would wrestle a crocodile.

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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:24 pm
by Captain Murphy
For months Crocks roamed the streets

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:24 pm
by Pendulum
You're not really doing a good job of defending your country from that accusation that it's NarnaLost, CM.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:25 pm
by Tom Servo
Kill all the white man

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:25 pm
by Bhikku
i dunno i've seen some fierce prosecuting attorneys

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:25 pm
by Captain Murphy
I've also handled over 40 snakes easily in my life

They are fucking everywhere. My school had a plague of red belly blacks once.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:25 pm
by Bhikku
Kill all the white man
i wasn't brought here i was born

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:26 pm
by Captain Murphy
You're not really doing a good job of defending your country from that accusation that it's NarnaLost, CM.
Man I'm not trying to defend it

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:27 pm
by redthirst
I've also handled over 40 snakes easily in my life

They are fucking everywhere. My school had a plague of red belly blacks once.
That's horrifying.

I've handled over 1 snake in my life.

And by that, I mean 2.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:27 pm
by Captain Murphy

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:28 pm
by Bhikku
lol silent and effective

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:29 pm
by Pendulum
Dafuq did I just watch?

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:31 pm
by Captain Murphy
Someone catch 4 incredibly venomous snakes just to catch a rabbit without hurting it

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:31 pm
by Captain Murphy
Like I said, they are everywhere

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:32 pm
by Pendulum
Someone catch 4 incredibly venomous snakes just to catch a rabbit without hurting it
I mean is there just no good internet porn in Oz or something?

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:32 pm
by Thrillho
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yes, him

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:33 pm
by Captain Murphy
Someone catch 4 incredibly venomous snakes just to catch a rabbit without hurting it
I mean is there just no good internet porn in Oz or something?
Rabbits fucked us over so bad. Not as bad as the cane toad but its a close second

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:34 pm
by Pendulum
Someone catch 4 incredibly venomous snakes just to catch a rabbit without hurting it
I mean is there just no good internet porn in Oz or something?
Rabbits fucked us over so bad. Not as bad as the cane toad but its a close second
That.... sounds like pretty good porn, acully.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:35 pm
by Captain Murphy
lol

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:38 pm
by Pendulum

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:39 pm
by Tom Servo
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:42 pm
by Captain Murphy
I have shot cane toads, used firecrackers, hit them with golf clubs, frozen them to their death, napalmed them and of course the good old cricket bat!

What a pest.

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:43 pm
by Captain Murphy
They are one of the hardiest animals and spit venom that can blind you and pets