i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

[rezombad]

That reminds me to finish doing my taxes.

[iamabadman]

madding. the things i do.

[Kaitscralt]

did you kill another meth hooker in the pumpkin patch

[Kaitscralt]

you did, didn't you

[iamabadman]

no, this time it was a coke whore in the briar patch

[Kaitscralt]

damn it, they're not your ex, you leave those hookers alone

[iamabadman]

im using thier fat like swiss cheese and masturbating with it.


btw thats a real thing. thier is a guy in philly who uses swiss to jerk off

[Stardust]

I thought you were going to say "hooker fat". Was disappointed.

[Kaitscralt]

im using thier fat like swiss cheese and masturbating with it.


btw thats a real thing. thier is a guy in philly who uses swiss to jerk off

and that guy is you

[Pendulum]

did you kill another meth hooker in the pumpkin patch

Ah, but was it a sincere pumpkin patch?

[Pendulum]

I'm rich! I'm independently wealthy! I'm comfortably well-off!

Now every time I read your posts I'm gonna think of daffy duck

Wabbit season!

[Stardust]

So a man walks into a bar. No one is there. Even the bartender is missing! Guy takes a seat thinking the bartender must have just stepped into the back for a minute.

Suddenly he hears a voice! "Hey man, that's a really nice shirt!"

The guy whirls around, but no one is there. He frowns and looks around, then hears, "And that tie? Seriously classy. I dig your style, man."

At this point he's standing up and checking behind the bar, under tables, then he hears, "Seriously, you just seem like a really nice guy, you know? Someone that anyone would want to be friends with. Really."

The guy just blinks, totally confused, then the bartender comes back. He says, "Sorry, I was in the back room. What can I get for you?"

"Umm, I'll have a beer," says the guy, sitting down again. As the bartender serves it up the guy asks, "Hey, while you were gone I kept hearing this
voice saying really nice things about me. I couldn't figure out what was going on."

"Oh that! Yeah, the peanuts here are complimentary."

[iamabadman]

So a man walks into a bar. No one is there. Even the bartender is missing! Guy takes a seat thinking the bartender must have just stepped into the back for a minute.

Suddenly he hears a voice! "Hey man, that's a really nice shirt!"

The guy whirls around, but no one is there. He frowns and looks around, then hears, "And that tie? Seriously classy. I dig your style, man."

At this point he's standing up and checking behind the bar, under tables, then he hears, "Seriously, you just seem like a really nice guy, you know? Someone that anyone would want to be friends with. Really."

The guy just blinks, totally confused, then the bartender comes back. He says, "Sorry, I was in the back room. What can I get for you?"

"
Umm, I'll have a beer," says the guy, sitting down again. As the bartender serves it up the guy asks, "Hey, while you were gone I kept hearing this voice saying really nice things about me. I couldn't figure out what was going on."

"Oh that! Yeah, the peanuts here are complimentary."

[Blackhound]

Has anyone else here unwittingly comitted fraud ?

[Mcdonalds]

why do I not want to know why you are asking this?

[iamabadman]

Has anyone else here unwittingly comitted fraud ?

do you work at gamestop

[Mcdonalds]

Also russian circles was fucking awesome live

would see again

[DroppinSuga]

i'm an ass man

bewp bewp

[Mcdonalds]

I too am one


You either got it or you don't

[rezombad]

Has anyone else here unwittingly comitted fraud ?

How do you inadvertantly commit fraud?

[rezombad]

Would the question be better worded as: "Has anyone else done something that they later discovered to be fraud?"?

[Blackhound]

Yeah that.

[iamabadman]

i'm an ass man

bewp bewp

wwe memes on facebook

[rezombad]

Yeah that.

What'd you do? Blather me a yarn, spin that yarn into a tale and then tell the tale surreptitiously as we are dealing with matters most grave.

[DroppinSuga]

fans are letting me down tonight. i wanted loud cm punk chants, but not so much

[rezombad]

fans are letting me down tonight. i wanted loud cm punk chants, but not so much

get more extension cords to plug in more fans.

[DroppinSuga]

go home rambo, you're drunk

[Kaitscralt]

Has anyone else here unwittingly comitted fraud ?

only wittingly

[rezombad]

I might be later, but now I'm blathering

[iamabadman]

tired

[( G_R )]

I wrote a check once. It had no funds. That count?

[iamabadman]

ok

[Mcdonalds]

Back to being colder than Eskimo pussy

[Stardust]

You're kidding, right? That's the only warm thing they've got!

[( G_R )]

*Google search Eskimo pr0n*

[( G_R )]

Nah, JK, I'm at work.

[( G_R )]

Totally googling that tonight at home, though.

[Mcdonalds]

You're kidding, right? That's the only warm thing they've got!

And it's still frigid

[rezombad]

Migrates servers.
New server goes down during largest DDoS in history.

[iamabadman]

Migrates servers.
New server goes down during largest DDoS in history.

its up for me