Dies to Removal

Welp. That certainly settled things for me.

I'm building the Treasure Hunt list.

Treasure Hunt is satisfying until someone plays a Rakdos Charm against you. Then it gets even more satisfying as you both laugh hysterically.

Welp. That certainly settled things for me.

I'm building the Treasure Hunt list.

This is you:

Treasure Hunt is satisfying until someone plays a Rakdos Charm against you. Then it gets even more satisfying as you both laugh hysterically.

I lived this dream (the Rakdos dream). In another game, a guy Treasure Hunted three times, finding only his remaining Treasure Hunts.

Welp. That certainly settled things for me.

I'm building the Treasure Hunt list.

This is you:

I love it. Symbolic on so many levels.

It's like I'm the dude who found a treasure on his Treasure Hunt.

It's beautiful and awe inspiring.

It's also fake and will likely get me killed.

Alex is the Nazi chick.

Alex: "Here, play this deck."
Dechs: "Yes... truely this is the deck of the king of kings."
Redthirst:

Just kidding, of course.

If I was actually a character in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, I'd obviously be

Treasure Hunt is fun for lulz but not something to take with any amount of sincerity.

I was going to build it for messing around with my friends, but then I realized I'd probably get bored after 10 games and they wouldn't have fun playing against it no matter who won.

Treasure Hunt is fun for lulz but not something to take with any amount of sincerity.

Yeah, it's a little too far towards ridiculous. I just need to find something I can brew like I did with my Legacy list.

I like the look of Soul Sisters, it just looks a little too simple to me. Also like it will have a few dismal matchups and some really strong ones. That's not what I'm looking for at all.

I'd rather have a deck that's 40% to everything than one that's nothing but 75%s and 20%s.

Soul Sisters is horrible anyways

Why don't you just check the MTGO Modern Daily results?

what's your legacy mono-black list? pox?

Dechs:

If you enjoy interactive decks with trolling as Plan A, beatdown Plan B, you should look at Death and Taxes.

what's your legacy mono-black list? pox?

It's total jank.

[deck]LANDS (20)
3 Cavern of Souls
2 Cabal Pit
15 Swamp

CLERICS (19)
4 Withered Wretch
3 Shepherd of Rot
4 Cabal Archon
4 Rotlung Reanimator
4 Priest of Gix
DRAW (3)
3 Graveborn Muse

JITTE (2)
2 Umezawa's Jitte

MAGICAL POWERS (16)
4 Dark Ritual
4 Hymn to Tourach
4 Inquisition of Kozilek
4 Cabal Therapy

SIDEBOARD (15)
4 Leyline of the Void
3 Sudden Spoiling
4 Pithing Needle
4 Tragic Slip[/deck]

And if you want to buy Death & Taxes, I have the full deck for sale!

Soon-to-be-on-a-playmat:

How much?

Can't put a price on that kind of convenience.

Tcgplayer gives a roughly $1000 estimate, but I'm willing to talk.

Sounds like the Legacy version. We were talking Modern.

I'll give you a playset of Firedrinker Satyr and 20 bucks for D&T.

I'm very close to just make a Minotaur tribal deck for the hell of it. At least they dodge the Sorrows.

Oh didn't realize there was a Modern version.

Tcgplayer gives a roughly $1000 estimate, but I'm willing to talk.

I'll trade you a guitar.

I doubt he needs to play Wonderwall and grow a neckbeard to attract ladies on the sidewalk. Money is way more useful.

Girl, you wish.

I don't need money or women. I'm a motherfucking artist.

INcredibly tilted.

There's a 3k and a 5k on the same dates as 2 of the California PTQs. Bullshit.

I'll give you a playset of Firedrinker Satyr and 20 bucks for D&T.

Put a 1 and two zeros in front of that and you got yourself a deal!

You're not getting my FireSuga's then!

You're not getting my FireSuga's then!

Oh man, I forgot to tell you that at SCG Orlando, every time I played Firedrinker Suga on turn 1, I always said, "Gimme me some Suga, baby!" I got a lot of laughs. Except from the Mono Black players in Games 2 and 3. They all looked annoyed.

Xenagos just got spoiled and he seems pretty playable.

Blah blah blah stats.

At the beggining of each combat, target creature you control gets haste and +x/x where x=power. He's a 6/5 for 5.

Immediate home seems like naya. Fanatic of Xenagos and Advent of the wurm both trample. Also Ghor-clan rampager. Something as innocuous as giving your top-decked soldier of the pantheon haste is similarly a big game.

Gruul looks pretty good, regardless.

Discussing GP Melbourne with Andy Cooperfaus. On writing an event report "red fraud james fazzolari brings you an article with no integrity"

I just realized that I may not be able to go to SCG Atlanta because it is on the 1st of the month, which is my department audit. Fuck!

Discussing GP Melbourne with Andy Cooperfaus. On writing an event report "red fraud james fazzolari brings you an article with no integrity"

Is he joking? He has to be joking.

It doesn't sound like a joke.

I just realized that I may not be able to go to SCG Atlanta because it is on the 1st of the month, which is my department audit. Fuck!

Dude, just admit it. You can't skip your monthly trip to Wal-Mart to spend that government money.

Tell they that you'll audit THEIR department! With your penis!

But seriously, I hope you can make it

Discussing GP Melbourne with Andy Cooperfaus. On writing an event report "red fraud james fazzolari brings you an article with no integrity"

Is he joking? He has to be joking.

It doesn't sound like a joke.

You missed the joke right?

Worst case scenario, I do my audit at 4am, leave when I'm done around 10am and then travel, missing the tournament, and getting there at nighttime.

Fuck that doesn't sound like fun at all.