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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:42 am
by Second Harkius
Here’s some solid, universally-applicable advice: Never have sex with dogs and never, ever photograph any sexuality activity between you and a dog.

With this helpful counsel firmly in mind, meet Stephanie Mikles, a behavioral specialist with the Harford County (Maryland) Schools who works mainly with special needs children.

A grand jury has indicted Mikles for “unnatural or perverted sexual practice,” reports WMAR-TV, the ABC affiliate in Baltimore. The indictment is short on details but it does allege that she had “sexual intercourse with a dog.”

The shocking evidence against Mikles, 45, also includes still photos.

The canine still lives with the teacher’s family in her home in bucolic Harford County.

The twisted acts allegedly occurred in August 2008. Throughout the entire month, says the New York Daily News, the teacher allegedly got busy in a variety of twisted ways with the family pet.

Sensibly enough,
there is no statute of limitations in Maryland for bestiality, a misdemeanor punishable by up to 10 years in prison and fine of $1000.

Since the indictment, the Harford County Schools System has placed Mikles on administrative leave without pay. She has been an employee since 2009.

Investigators told WMAR they were looking for something else when they discovered incriminating evidence. However, it’s not clear what the initial search involved.

An attorney for Mikles told the station that she is innocent and is seeking to dismiss the charges.

At this time, she is out of jail on $5000 bond.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:42 am
by Second Harkius
The press are really hounding her.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:45 am
by Second Harkius
I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:46 am
by Second Harkius
This special needs teacher had special needs of her own.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:48 am
by Second Harkius
She's in the doghouse for sure.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:49 am
by Second Harkius
I guess the dog wanted to give the bone for once.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:49 am
by Second Harkius
Her family must be fur-ious.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:50 am
by Kaitscralt
she screwed the pooch with that one

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:01 am
by Second Harkius
Users browsing this forum: Spam Croc, The Dark Guardian and 0 guests

He had to log in to see!

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:04 am
by Yannaria
Do you think she's facing k9 years?

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:06 am
by Second Harkius
Do you think she's facing k9 years?
They might sentence her in dog years.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:07 am
by Yannaria
She taught it the important things. Sit, stay, and fuck.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:10 am
by Pendulum
Takes a special breed to think of some of these jokes.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:10 am
by Second Harkius
It's "man's best friend", not "man's bed friend"

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:11 am
by Second Harkius
Will the police whisker away?

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:13 am
by Pendulum
Takes a special breed to think of some of these jokes.
A boxer, perhaps?

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:13 am
by Second Harkius
There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:14 am
by Pendulum
There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.
I expect she'll get away with it by citing some obscure claws.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:15 am
by Yannaria
I hope the family isn't too yiffed off.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:15 am
by Second Harkius
There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.
I expect she'll get away with it by citing some obscure claws.
It will give the lawyers something to chew on.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:16 am
by Yannaria
There will be a dramatic paws before the verdict is read.
I expect she'll get away with it by citing some obscure claws.
it didn't happen in Furmont.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:19 am
by Pendulum
Takes a special breed to think of some of these jokes.
A boxer, perhaps?
A mastiff?

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:20 am
by Second Harkius
but seriously. a middle aged woman fucked a dog.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:21 am
by iamabadman
You people are terrible! Why can't she love who she pleases? She was born this way! Just because she doesn't follow traditional social norms she's somehow disgusting? How dare you tell other people how to live their lives! She's a human being!

go back to mtgs you dog fucker. they allow that shit there

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:22 am
by Yannaria
your post is forever tainted with a thank from me.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:24 am
by Tom Servo
face the taint!

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:27 am
by Yannaria
face the taint!
I may have only skimmed the article, but I think it was dog penis to taint.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:14 pm
by Iso
Women don't have taints, Yanni.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:19 pm
by Manders
Of course we do! It's just between our vag and our anus instead of our balls and our anus.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:28 pm
by Bhikku
Its true I seent it

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:48 pm
by Kaitscralt
Gasp, Manders has a good avatar

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:51 pm
by Manders
Yes, yes I do. :D

Why is my matching sigpic not showing? :(

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:56 pm
by Yannaria
Women don't have taints, Yanni.
"It's quite big on the boys, and just small on the ladies" - Tim Minchin, Perineum Millenium

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:46 pm
by Neo Metal Sonic
Image

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:56 pm
by Kaitscralt
When TES online comes out, I will be a ghost

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:57 pm
by iamabadman
i never played an elder scrolls game

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:15 pm
by Manders
You are so deprived, baguy.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:15 pm
by Manders
I still want to figure out why my sig pic isn't showing!

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:19 pm
by Tom Servo
i never played an elder scrolls game
Same here

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:34 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Play Oblivion