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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:20 am
by Yannaria
2nd Degree foolishness however applies to more tom foolery such as admitting you shave your ass
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:21 am
by Yannaria
First-degree foolishness is only reserved for the most extreme acts of drama or public raging.
May I request of the court a point of reference?
The terrorist threats incident.
Harkius drama
Onar's rage quit
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:22 am
by Kazekirimaru
Most appreciated.
Second-degree is acceptable.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:28 am
by Yannaria
1st Degree Douchebaggery - Being a douchebag for the sake of being a douchebag, and then actually getting upset at the other party. 1st Degree Douchebaggery requires threats to each other that may actually cause harm in real life, such as threatening to contact customer service.
2nd Degree Douchebaggery - Being a douchebag for the sake of being a douchebag, but not getting upset and moving on. 2nd Degree Douchebaggery is more encompassing than 1st Degree Douchebaggery.
1st Degree Foolishness - Being a fool so much so that you switch your goals. Such as threatening to leave, then sticking around to fight with people for the sake of fighting.
2nd Degree Foolishness (also known as tom-foolery) - Revealing, by accident, the fact that you are a complete fool.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:31 am
by Yannaria
1st Degree Douchebaggery carries a punishment of public ridicule by a group of your peers for being a shithead.
2nd Degree Douchebaggery carries a punishment of public ridicule by an individual appointed by the king.
1st Degree Foolishness carries a punishment of public ridicule in the moment, and then jokes made about your foolishness for the rest of the internet days and your incident passed down as legend.
2nd Degree Foolishness carries a punishment of public ridicule, then jokes made about your foolishness for a while and your incident passed down for a while.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:37 am
by Kazekirimaru
Such comprehensiveness.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:38 am
by Yannaria
You can't just make up precedent.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:43 am
by Yannaria
Let's not forget the Possession of Hentai charges
First Degree Possession of Hentai - Possession of more than 4 Hentai Videos or Images with intent to share them with the internet. Punishments include banning, exile from the village, and public ridicule.
Second Degree Possession of Hentai - Possession of 3 Hentai Videos or Images with or without intent to share them with the internet. Punishments include suspension and public ridicule.
Third Degree Possession of Hentai - Possession of 2 or less Hentai Videos or Images with or without intent to share them with the internet. Punishment is public ridicule.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:44 am
by Kazekirimaru
I assume exceptional circumstances warrant stricter punishment.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:47 am
by Yannaria
Indeed. Then we vote on a punishment.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:13 am
by Second Harkius
good job writing up these precedents. we can add more charges later but right now these are solid.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:18 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
the fuck did I just watch.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:28 am
by Yannaria
good job writing up these precedents. we can add more charges later but right now these are solid.
I finally contributed to the site
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:09 am
by Kazekirimaru
You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.
Such envy.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:16 am
by Second Harkius
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:18 am
by DroppinSuga
How can King's Court be held when the King isn't even present?
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:26 am
by iamabadman
You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.
Such envy.
this is why you are divorced
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:27 am
by iamabadman
the fuck did I just watch.
a virgin outside of his natural basement
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:29 am
by Kazekirimaru
You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.
Such envy.
this is why you are divorced
Die in a fire.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:29 am
by Kazekirimaru
Like Madding's fish.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:36 am
by Thrillho
Battle hardened to crack enough under the gentlest curse free baguy blow outstanding
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:37 am
by Kazekirimaru
There was no malicious intent behind that post.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:37 am
by Kazekirimaru
I thought that was obvious from the proceeding post.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:48 am
by Kaitscralt
My fish didn't actually die, they're in a small holding tank until I decide what to do with them
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:49 am
by Kaitscralt
I just love all things dark and morbid so much so the when tragedy strikes even me I have to bring out the worst in it
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:58 am
by iamabadman
My fish didn't actually die, they're in a small holding tank until I decide what to do with them
i hope its to feed them to your fat gf
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:01 am
by iamabadman
You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.
Such envy.
this is why you are divorced
Die in a fire.
unrustle your jimmies.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:10 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
the fuck did I just watch.
a virgin outside of his natural basement
CRIKY! Look at this creature outside its natural habitat.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:18 am
by DroppinSuga
Kaze is in pursuit of cute college girls who sell tea.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:21 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
fucking A I still want to get into Hearthstone
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:24 am
by Kazekirimaru
Kaze is in pursuit of cute college girls who sell tea.
Damn fucking right.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:24 am
by Kazekirimaru
You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.
Such envy.
this is why you are divorced
Die in a fire.
unrustle your jimmies.
The only thing I rustle are your mother's pubes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:47 am
by imopen2
kaze are you playing theros pre-release this weekend or will you be too busy stalking your ex on facebook
shots fired. i like
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:49 am
by iamabadman
You even got a Spamthank, which is much more rare and coveted than a run-of-the-mill Pendy or baguy thank.
Such
envy.
this is why you are divorced
Die in a fire.
unrustle your jimmies.
The only thing I rustle are your mother's pubes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:13 am
by Thrillho
the guy was being a big fucking nerd but i don't think he was raging that hard unless i just blacked out during the six seconds of video that i didn't see before she jumps into being a condescending shit.
i would pass judgment on her and then let him off with a warning for being such a giant nerd.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:14 am
by Thrillho
if he pulled that kind of trying to be overly professional shit again i would kick him out of a helicopter over the ocean in a punishment matching the game he'd attempted to buy in the video.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:15 am
by Thrillho
when i'm in a position like that i'm only ever sarcastic when i am making a joke with someone not at them.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:16 am
by Thrillho
try having a convention floor of angry nerds trying to cut each other in line to look at a new capcom fighter while they throw death threats at you and remain professional.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:16 am
by Thrillho
i did.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:18 am
by Thrillho
if you can't deal with one spazz whining about having to show ID when he's like 35 or whatever maybe complain about it on your twitter feed and @ your boss because literally customer service is the bottom and requires you to just not be a shit back when people are being shit to you
