Dies to Removal

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:17 pm**

When Jace destroys you, get at me dawg.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:37 pm**

Ok, I lost in a game 3 to Esper. Most important lesson learned? 2 land opener that doesn't draw more land is terrible. The next most important lesson? Drawing literally 9 Mountains in a row is just as bad.

Whelp, gotta keep on keeping on.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:37 pm**

Jace Ultimated on me lol

Still drew more land.

This should be a meme.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:45 pm**

Born of the Gods

Ephara
Phenax
Mogis
Xenagos
Karametra

Wizards continues to disappoint me. I want Iroas Mogis is the only one I'm even remotely interested in playing.

I hope the UB god is good. Wizards has a habit of printing shitty mill cards for UB.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:06 pm**

Jace will haunt you, son

DEATH TO MING!

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:39 pm**

Peak Eruption + smart play just enabled me to beat R/w Devotion.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:40 pm**

You go girlfriend.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:49 pm**

Got a job at Starbucks

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:52 pm**

Scarves are welcome at Starbucks!

Congrats.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:57 pm**

Got a job at Starbucks

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:58 pm**

Got a job at Starbucks

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:01 pm**

Thank ya.

I can finally grow the hipster barista beard I've always wanted.

Now, to find glasses with even thicker frames.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:08 pm**

Got a job at Starbucks

You somehow went from easy to make fun of to incredibly easy to make fun of.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:09 pm**

Don't forget the skinny jeans.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:13 pm**

Got a job at Starbucks
You somehow went from easy to make fun of to incredibly easy to make fun of.

What? Coffee shop is easier than unemployed loser or tea shop salesperson? I don't know where your standards are, for real.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:36 pm**

Good job Khaos! Drink some hooch and bring the pain!

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:39 pm**

I lost to a PyroRed thread Lurker playing Walter White/Dragons.

I'm not sure that I could've played any differently, but I'm starting to notice that my deck likes to give me an obscene amount of lands in a row.

So, 2-2 and trying to keep my eye on the prize.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:42 pm**

I believe x-2 can still top 8. Payout is to Top 64.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:50 pm**

Got a job at Starbucks
You somehow went from easy to make fun of to incredibly easy to make fun of.
What? Coffee shop is easier than unemployed loser or tea shop salesperson? I don't know
where your standards are, for real.

You're literally selling pisswater now.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:51 pm**

And getting paid for it.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 9:07 pm**

I love coffee.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 9:29 pm**

Coffee makes me poop.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 9:55 pm**

3-2 now. I 2-0'd White Weenie by making making a million manas. Overloaded Mortars + Monstrous Stormbreath , yes I lived the dream.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:08 pm**

Got a job at Starbucks

Congrats. I work at Starbucks also. Currently at work now. Enjoy having health coverage as long as you work 20 hours a week.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:16 pm**

I believe x-2 can still top 8. Payout is to Top 64.

you can't top 8 but you can get some prize

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:16 pm**

Coffee makes me poop.

At my usual LGS, there's a young kid (14 maybe) who likes to play with the older guys (30+). During a pre-release, the young kid asked about the surprising things that you learn as an adult.

Some answered wise words, some bitched about having to pay rent, but one of the guys dropped this straight-faced gem "coffee makes you poop". It's become a meme in my home, too. My girl likes to say it after we eat breakfast.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:28 pm**

Coffee gives me migraines headaches. Caffeine is not my friend. If you jog a little in the morning and take a nice hot shower; it really charges you up.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:36 pm**

caffeine is usually recommended for people who get migraines

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:44 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:44 pm**

girl look at dat third ingredient

me thinks it's not the caffeine making you hurt

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:44 pm**

I see madding beat me to it

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:45 pm**

Don't have time to catch up atm, about to go see 'Her' with Phoenix and Scar Jo, but grats on the job Kaze!!!

Re: Coffee - it's probably the dehydration. Drink water before, and you'll probs be in good shape

I have the same problem.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:35 pm**

Coffee makes me poop.
At my usual LGS, there's a young kid (14 maybe) who likes to play with the older guys (30+). During a pre-release, the young kid asked about the surprising things that you learn as an adult.

Some answered wise words, some bitched about having to pay rent, but one of the guys dropped this straight-faced gem "coffee makes you poop". It's become a meme in my home, too. My girl likes to say it after we eat breakfast.

To be fair, once you hit your late 30's, a lot of things make you poop.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:04 am**

And getting paid for it.

Blow job is better than no job.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:20 am**

I'm 4-3 now after losing Mono Black.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:30 am**

We were out at a club last night and they played Paper Planes. Everyone in my group looked at. I did not disappoint.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:38 am**

Terrible song.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:40 am**

Terrible song.

Terrible person.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:40 am**

Terrible song.
Terrible person.

Seemingly great dad though.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:43 am**

Thanks! I think?

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