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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:47 pm
by Talore
I think you're confusing ria with ER.
I think you're confusing moderators with moral individuals
I think you are all confusing and made the joke not funny anymore
Wait are you implying any of these running jokes are still funny

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:48 pm
by Stardust
Tires all around!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:49 pm
by Captain Murphy
I find humor in almost anything, I don't mean that I laugh like a 10th grade girl all day but I will see, read or hear things and find humor in it that others wont

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:49 pm
by Captain Murphy
I find humor in almost anything, I don't mean that I laugh like a 10th grade girl all day but I will see, read or hear things and find humor in it that others wont
What I'm saying is I have too much time to sit in public and just think

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:50 pm
by Captain Murphy
I like to fuck with people in certain social situations too

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:50 pm
by Manders
Hahaha

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:51 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
I think you're confusing ria with ER.
I think you're confusing moderators with moral individuals
I think you are all confusing and made the joke not funny anymore
Wait are you implying any of these
running jokes are still funny
just because you never found them funny doesn't mean they aren't hilarious! :V

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:53 pm
by Talore
Wait are you implying any of these running jokes are still funny
just because you never found them funny doesn't mean they aren't hilarious! :V
uhhh

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:54 pm
by Manders
I'm hilarious.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:55 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
It's exactly as Talore said in the chat here. His PR skills sucked, he wasn't really great at dealing with his own team, but he knew lots that no one else in the lounge did. He's a good resource for the mods to have available, which is the whole point of the LC position.
He is a fucking Liability to alot of things considered he fucked with his own clan to a point where most of them are gone, trust from mods are low, and caused more issues due to the way he wanted to do things. I wouldnt let him even look at the door to anything.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:55 pm
by Blackhound
NECKBEARDS

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:56 pm
by Blackhound
just testing the couler and font size

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:57 pm
by Captain Murphy
Like this girl who graduated in the same year as my GF. She works at a supermarket and one day she told my GF she was interested in having kids with her BF (she was telling my GF this just after they graduated, she would only be 17-18). She only told my GF who only told me

One day I was going through her checkout and bought a pack of cigars, she said to me "Captain Murphy*, you and your cigars" while shaking her head with a negative tone.

I replied quickly without much reaction "Supermarket girl*, you and your kids" and the reaction of the 6 people lined up behind me was priceless. The girl looked confused but I hope she learnt to actually live before having kids.

* Is where I replaced the real names

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:57 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Hey do you know something about electroerosion and surface polish?
Very little.
What's the cheapest way to get an Ra0.2 in a super-duplex low-carbon steel? F53 for example.
I've never heard of super duplex, and I very rarely work with stainless. So... try a polishing wheel? :shrug:[/quote:
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missed this one:

As you probably know, the surface roughness is estimated from the average height of the ups and downs of a lateral cut of a surface. think of it as hills and valleys.

Suggesting a polishing wheel is a very common misconception, because the wheel will only grind the hills, leaving the valley's/depressions unscathed, which will be bad for the surface finish because impurities and nasty stuff like hydrogen can lay down low there. If you get a badly polished tube where you put hydrogen, even if you vent it out and leave it in the open air, if you throw a wrench at it, the shock in the surface will make the hydrogen in the crevices detonate in contact with the oxygen of the room air. Its a very cool thing actually, it makes a funny scary POW!!! but not very nice for the fatigue of the metal.

So rule of thumb: never grind if you want to have an Ra below 0.8.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:58 pm
by Captain Murphy
oh god picking up hitchhikers and doing a U turn is fun

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:58 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Wait are you implying any of these running jokes are still funny
just because you never found them funny doesn't mean they aren't hilarious! :V
uhhh
when did you get modded over here?

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:59 pm
by Captain Murphy
I like pointing in the sky and pretending I'm amazed while I'm around Asian tourists

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:01 pm
by Captain Murphy
Pretending to dack something around cops when you are completely legal is a fun 10 minute questioning game

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:01 pm
by Captain Murphy
I should write a children's book about fun imaginative games to play

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:02 pm
by Stardust
So rule of thumb: never grind if you want to have an Ra below 0.8.
That answer feels really wrong. Like, molecular hydrogen literally hiding out in unpolished valleys? I can't imagine that would have any impact on a duplex steel in particular. Not to mention that when you're grinding, the whole point is to remove the "hills" entirely so that you're down to the base material, even below your "valleys". Not really saying you're wrong since I don't typically deal with this stuff, but I feel like you're just trolling here.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:06 pm
by Manders
Pretending to dack something around cops when you are completely legal is a fun 10 minute questioning game
You don't get to do this one too often for the highlighted reason, do you? ;)

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:12 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
So rule of thumb: never grind if you want to have an Ra below 0.8.
That answer feels really wrong. Like, molecular hydrogen literally hiding out in unpolished valleys? I can't imagine that would have any impact on a duplex steel in particular. Not to mention that when you're grinding, the whole point is to remove the "hills" entirely so that you're down to the base material, even below your "valleys". Not really saying you're wrong since I don't typically deal with this stuff, but I feel like you're just trolling here.
Hum, super-
duplex steel only has an increased tensile strength? its the low-carbon yield (replaced by chromium/etc...) that makes it hydrogen resistant?
also, just look here for the results with grinding, taking into account that this table is very generous when it comes to grinding tolerances http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Surfa ... turing.png

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:13 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Oh wait I'm Internet Satan, how can fool an ex-iridium about trolling? nvm then.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:14 pm
by Captain Murphy
Pretending to dack something around cops when you are completely legal is a fun 10 minute questioning game
You don't get to do this one too often for the highlighted reason, do you? ;)
That would be correct, plus its stupid drawing attention if you are doing something illegal

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:15 pm
by Manders
Like, seriously, Stardust must ALWAYS think he's being trolled to think Scumbag would go through the trouble of trolling about that.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:16 pm
by Manders
Pretending to dack something around cops when you are completely legal is a fun 10 minute questioning game
You don't get to do this one too often for the highlighted reason, do you? ;)
That would be correct, plus its stupid drawing attention
if you are doing something illegal
Well, yeah, that's just asking to get caught.

You're wise for your age, grasshopper.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:16 pm
by Captain Murphy
Oh man spray painting a fake gun to look real and then pulling it out of a window as you roll past people, slowly, in dodgy areas usually causes some large stares and scared faces.

People watch too many movies

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:17 pm
by Manders
Oh man spray painting a fake gun to look real and then pulling it out of a window as you roll past people, slowly, in dodgy areas usually causes some large stares and scared faces.

People watch too many movies
Holy shit, dude, that'll get you shot around here! Hahaha.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:17 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Guys, I tried to troll Stardust about tribology but I got caught in my own lies :-/

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:17 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
There's no fooling iridium and MTGS ex-staff

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:18 pm
by Captain Murphy
Intentionally asking for pepsi or mountain dew at maccas because they don't sell it then going through other drinks you know they don't have.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:18 pm
by Captain Murphy
Oh man spray painting a fake gun to look real and then pulling it out of a window as you roll past people, slowly, in dodgy areas usually causes some large stares and scared faces.

People watch too many movies
Holy shit, dude, that'll get you shot around here! Hahaha.
Welcome to Australia, we have barely any gun crimes!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:19 pm
by Manders
Intentionally asking for pepsi or mountain dew at maccas because they don't sell it then going through other drinks you know they don't have.
Googled it so you wouldn't rip my head off again and, omg, is that really what you call McDonalds?

Aussies are such funny cunts.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:20 pm
by Captain Murphy
Asking people to give you a rough number on the cost of whatever you are buying if you are buying lots.

They will either guess close or way off and that gives you the opportunity to look at them with a glare that says "You never graduated high school did you?"

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:21 pm
by Captain Murphy
the current ad on TV I see all the time ends with "... But were the only place that calls Mcdonalds... maccas!"

I honestly never knew nobody else calls it that. Its printed on all their shit here too

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:21 pm
by Stardust
So rule of thumb: never grind if you want to have an Ra below 0.8.
That answer feels really wrong. Like, molecular hydrogen literally hiding out in unpolished valleys? I can't imagine that would have any impact on a duplex steel in particular. Not to mention that when you're grinding, the whole point is to remove the "hills" entirely so that you're down to the base material, even below
your "valleys". Not really saying you're wrong since I don't typically deal with this stuff, but I feel like you're just trolling here.
Hum, super-duplex steel only has an increased tensile strength? its the low-carbon yield (replaced by chromium/etc...) that makes it hydrogen resistant?
also, just look here for the results with grinding, taking into account that this table is very generous when it comes to grinding tolerances http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Surfa ... turing.png
:shrug:

If we're talking about atomic hydrogen in the steel, microstructure and inclusions are what we typically worry about rather than specific elements in the chemistry. Reducing carbon is good in that case, yes. But you were talking about hydrogen literally
blowing up because it's hanging out in the valleys. That's what makes no sense to me.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:21 pm
by Manders
Many counties in my state are debating whether teachers should be allowed to carry at school.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:22 pm
by Captain Murphy
I know you call it mickey D's but D is now slang for dick so nobody calls it that

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:22 pm
by Manders
the current ad on TV I see all the time ends with "... But were the only place that calls Mcdonalds... maccas!"

I honestly never knew nobody else calls it that. Its printed on all their shit here too
That's fucking hilarious.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:22 pm
by Captain Murphy
Many counties in my state are debating whether teachers should be allowed to carry at school.
A school is meant to be a safe environment with no outside influences, no guns in schools thanks.