Dies to Removal

For some reason I thought Scumbag was from Portugal or something.

I might have some leftover pickles too, but even that is uncertain.

Do you at least have bread? Can sand be used in place of flour? We might have a problem otherwise.

bread is a western invention the Libyans banned

there probably is a Sharia law against bread lol

Do you at least have bread? Can sand be used in place of flour? We might have a problem otherwise.

As a sandwich artist, you should be expected to have a workaround to even the most severe of the shortcomings no?

Well, I guess we'll just have to take a page from the Colonol and Double Down.

4 scarabs
2 small pickles
3 tbsp saliva
sand

Deshell the scarabs by making lateral incisions in their sides, right below the base of their back shell. Carefully remove the top and bottom of the shells separately and set them aside - we'll need them in a minute. Remove any additional hard bits that you missed, then mix the scarab innards with saliva in a medium-sized mixing bowl. Add sand, stirring constantly, until the mixture is approximately the same consistency as an infidel's brain matter. Slice pickles in half lengthwise then divide the mixture evenly onto the four bottom shells, placing a pickle on each. Put the back shells on top and enjoy your scarab sandwich!

Serves one.

Let me know how that tastes, by the way. I haven't had the chance to try this recipe myself, but if it's good I may add it to the international publications of my future book, "For the Love of Sandwich: Metallurgy may be my job, but sandwiches are my passion."

lol i'll take two

"For the Love of Sandwich: Metallurgy may be my job, but sandwiches are my passion."

I think you have this part backwards (unless you still are doing in-character play)

Weak.

For some reason I thought Scumbag was from Portugal or something.

how formally racist of you

For some reason I thought Scumbag was from Portugal or something.

Its just that I browse through proxies in Portugal to protect myself from evil mods mtgsalvation

Does Arcadic not understand that he is in a customer service type position and that by posting what he did might make poem not post the spoilers ?

oh what the fuck do I care.

fuck them

arcadia is the new woaplanne

Arcadia has a sorrowed heart

Allow me to open it with a rail cannon

I need an ashtray

Rail cannon sounds suspiciously like raccoon.

you guys have it all wrong. Arcadia was right the entire time. We're just cowardly scumbags.

I need an ashtray

did someone say ASS TRAY?

Rail cannon sounds suspiciously like raccoon.

Maybe we rig it to fire raccoons

you'd have to make them swallow something metal, but i guess that'd be half the fun

you'd have to make them swallow something metal, but i guess that'd be half the fun

The mental images I have right now are hilarious

Out of the dust, past our ranks
Came a mount without a master
Blood-stained he strode, all alone
Each one knew Talore had fallen

Come my friends, to fate lets raise
two finger shots
at this, our last soirée -
For Megiddo I fear, swoops all too deadly near...

But let me get to the point, let's troll
Iridiummm
And turn the racism loud;
I'm too alone to be proud.

And you don't know how it feels
you don't know how it feels
to be Kait.

You crazy for that one Tom Petty.

Conquer your demon
Break your barricade

Let's survive...

Interesting thought. Look at the So called High Profile people on the other site.... and look what their actual lives are. I felt fucking great after that.

im high profile here.



but i still live at home and have a short chubby dark haired girl fetish

How does one relate to the other

He hasn't gone for the underagers so badman is safe

i dont like underaged girls because i cant relate to them and thats not attractive.



also im not a pedophile

you like your chicks legal and big tits

i had big tits. i'd be ok with small

as long as the belly is fat

lol