Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:12 am
Yeah, Kaze, if you need anything at all, feel free to hit me up. And I mean, I could hold a camper for you and I know who in the campground likes drinking Canadian whiskey and having rough sex.
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Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:14 am
How much are camper rentals/
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:14 am
Do you have any reclusive hermits who live out in the woods because human interactions are simply too taxing?
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:16 am
I can be a hermit out in the woods pondering the big questions: why are we here? how can we maintain such huge egos when we're fated to be little more than cosmic dust? who is Da Purp?
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:16 am
Depends on a lot of factors. We are most gracious to those in crisis, though.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:17 am
Oh yes.Do you have any reclusive hermits who live out in the woods because human interactions are simply too taxing?
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:17 am
Is that a royal 'We'Depends on a lot of factors. We are most gracious to those in crisis, though.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:18 am
A lot of sex offenders register campsites as their home address.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:19 am
A lot of sex offenders register campsites as their home address.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:19 am
It is more like an "I know how to jank the system enough to slide people under the radar and don't mind lying like hell to create a veneer of complacency that is not the full truth of the situation" we.Is that a royal 'We'Depends on a lot of factors. We are most gracious to those in crisis, though.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:22 am
Oh yes. We spend metric fucktons of money on security.A lot of sex offenders register campsites as their home address.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:23 am
That one was a Royal We, Spammy.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:24 am
the king's we
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:24 am
Keep Da Perps out!Oh yes. We spend metric fucktons of money on security.A lot of sex offenders register campsites as their home address.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:29 am
One of my first priorities upon attaining my position was to cut down what was affectionately known as "Rape Tree."
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:30 am
is its sap extra salty
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:31 am
Not that any actual rapes happened there, you understand, but people ruin everything.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:38 am
Hmm, that tree reminds me of rape?
or
Hmm, I think I could rape someone under(in?) that tree?
or
Hmm, I think I could rape someone under(in?) that tree?
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:41 am
Now you're thinkin' my kind of thunks! The latter, and in.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:42 am
Ain't nature wonderful?
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:44 am
# of posts about graciously offering Kaze a place to cool down and settle in = 3
# of posts about gratuitous sexual deviancy = 12+ continuing
# of posts about gratuitous sexual deviancy = 12+ continuing
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:50 am
Don't get me started on the hot tub.
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Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:53 am
I am a fan of sexual deviancy.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:54 am
You guys are good guys.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:54 am
The above two posts are not related.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:55 am
I've got a couch if youre ever in vegas. I expect you to do the dishes though.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:57 am
Maybe I should travel.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:00 am
I did that for a while after one of my more dramatic breakups. It's not nearly so bad a life as most people make it out to be, but I did find not having a central place to just hang my proverbial hat tore at me a little; rocketing blind into the night was freeing and it did help me leave my baggage behind, but you gotta be tough to the core to not let the lack of stability hit you too hard.Maybe I should travel.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:01 am
Considerable.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:06 am
You have to be unstable or the instability is insufferable. indubitably.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:09 am
I'm about as stable as Francium right now.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:09 am
Or France.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:10 am
No harm in being able to dodge the bigger slings and arrows. If that means a little emotional rocking then so be it.You have to be unstable or the instability is insufferable. indubitably.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:13 am
everybody has at least one bad relationship
my last one made me swear off dating after looking around and seeing that a lot of women in my area arent worth my time. /neckbeard
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:15 am
Jesus dude, that level of hipster/neckbeard needs to be spoilered.everybody has at least one bad relationship
my last one made me swear off dating after looking around and seeing that a lot of women in my area arent worth my time. /neckbeard
I'm browsing from work and all the sudden that pops up, I'm lucky I'm alone in the office or I'd never live it down.Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:21 am
Jesus dude, that level of hipster/neckbeard needs to be spoilered.everybody has at least one bad relationship
my last one made me swear off dating after looking around and seeing that a lot of women in my area arent worth my time. /neckbeard
I'm lucky I'm alone in the office or I'd never live it down.
you have a tree at your campsite called the rape tree. shut the fuck up
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:24 am
everybody has at least one bad relationship
Well it's kind of tough in this town. You know? Because this particular town happens to be dry. Why? Because all the smart, pretty girls move away from crappy two-bit towns like this and go on and live their great lives... and have great success. While people like me, who have some integrity and loyalty, stick with this town... fighting the good fight. In a way I am a hero... I'm like a sexless John Glenn.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:27 am
Man, today is a great day for thanking for the post.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:35 am
contrary to popular belief we are actually supportive of "our own"You guys are good guys.
(don't tell anyone though)
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:36 am
it would undermine our lack of credibilitycontrary to popular belief we are actually supportive of "our own"You guys are good guys.
(don't tell anyone though)