Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Pendulum]

Yeah, Kaze, if you need anything at all, feel free to hit me up. And I mean, I could hold a camper for you and I know who in the campground likes drinking Canadian whiskey and having rough sex.

[Second Harkius]

How much are camper rentals/

[Second Harkius]

Do you have any reclusive hermits who live out in the woods because human interactions are simply too taxing?

[Second Harkius]

I can be a hermit out in the woods pondering the big questions: why are we here? how can we maintain such huge egos when we're fated to be little more than cosmic dust? who is Da Purp?

[Pendulum]

Depends on a lot of factors. We are most gracious to those in crisis, though.

[Pendulum]

Do you have any reclusive hermits who live out in the woods because human interactions are simply too taxing?

Oh yes.

[Second Harkius]

Depends on a lot of factors. We are most gracious to those in crisis, though.

Is that a royal 'We'

[Kaitscralt]

A lot of sex offenders register campsites as their home address.

[Second Harkius]

A lot of sex offenders register campsites as their home address.

[Pendulum]

Depends on a lot of factors. We are most gracious to those in crisis, though.

Is that a royal 'We'

It is more like an "I know how to jank the system enough to slide people under the radar and don't mind lying like hell to create a veneer of complacency that is not the full truth of the situation" we.

[Pendulum]

A lot of sex offenders register campsites as their home address.

Oh yes. We spend metric fucktons of money on security.

[Pendulum]

That one was a Royal We, Spammy.

[Kaitscralt]

the king's we

[Second Harkius]

A lot of sex offenders register campsites as their home address.

Oh yes. We spend metric fucktons of money on security.

Keep Da Perps out!

[Pendulum]

One of my first priorities upon attaining my position was to cut down what was affectionately known as "Rape Tree."

[Kaitscralt]

is its sap extra salty

[Pendulum]

Not that any actual rapes happened there, you understand, but people ruin everything.

[rezombad]

Hmm, that tree reminds me of rape?

or

Hmm, I think I could rape someone under(in?) that tree?

[Pendulum]

Now you're thinkin' my kind of thunks! The latter, and in.

[Pendulum]

Ain't nature wonderful?

[Pendulum]

# of posts about graciously offering Kaze a place to cool down and settle in = 3
# of posts about gratuitous sexual deviancy = 12+ continuing

[Pendulum]

Don't get me started on the hot tub.
13

[Kazekirimaru]

I am a fan of sexual deviancy.

[Kazekirimaru]

You guys are good guys.

[Kazekirimaru]

The above two posts are not related.

[rezombad]

I've got a couch if youre ever in vegas. I expect you to do the dishes though.

[Kazekirimaru]

Maybe I should travel.

[Pendulum]

Maybe I should travel.

I did that for a while after one of my more dramatic breakups. It's not nearly so bad a life as most people make it out to be, but I did find not having a central place to just hang my proverbial hat tore at me a little; rocketing blind into the night was freeing and it did help me leave my baggage behind, but you gotta be tough to the core to not let the lack of stability hit you too hard.

[Kazekirimaru]

Considerable.

[rezombad]

You have to be unstable or the instability is insufferable. indubitably.

[Kazekirimaru]

I'm about as stable as Francium right now.

[Kazekirimaru]

Or France.

[Pendulum]

You have to be unstable or the instability is insufferable. indubitably.

No harm in being able to dodge the bigger slings and arrows. If that means a little emotional rocking then so be it.

[iamabadman]

everybody has at least one bad relationship

my last one made me swear off dating after looking around and seeing that a lot of women in my area arent worth my time. /neckbeard

[Pendulum]

everybody has at least one bad relationship

my last one made me swear off dating after looking around and seeing that a lot of women in my area arent worth my time. /neckbeard

Jesus dude, that level of hipster/neckbeard needs to be spoilered. I'm browsing from work and all the sudden that pops up, I'm lucky I'm alone in the office or I'd never live it down.

[iamabadman]

everybody has at least one bad relationship

my last one made me swear off dating after looking around and seeing that a lot of women in my area arent worth my time. /neckbeard

Jesus dude, that level of hipster/neckbeard needs to be spoilered. I'm browsing from work and all the sudden that pops up,
I'm lucky I'm alone in the office or I'd never live it down.

you have a tree at your campsite called the rape tree. shut the fuck up

[rezombad]

everybody has at least one bad relationship

Well it's kind of tough in this town. You know? Because this particular town happens to be dry. Why? Because all the smart, pretty girls move away from crappy two-bit towns like this and go on and live their great lives... and have great success. While people like me, who have some integrity and loyalty, stick with this town... fighting the good fight. In a way I am a hero... I'm like a sexless John Glenn.

[Pendulum]

Man, today is a great day for thanking for the post.

[Second Harkius]

You guys are good guys.

contrary to popular belief we are actually supportive of "our own"

(don't tell anyone though)

[Second Harkius]

You guys are good guys.

contrary to popular belief we are actually supportive of "our own"

(don't tell anyone though)

it would undermine our lack of credibility