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Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:11 pm**

I bet our new hires would be more willing to read the work procedures if we wrote them like that. Hmm...

How to use a bandsaw
1) Don't cut your fingers off.
2) Put the piece in the hydraulic vise and close the vice.
3) Don't squish your fingers off.
4) Start the blade and lower it to begin cutting.
5) Don't cut your fingers off.
6) Sit in the chair for about half an hour, conversing with whoever happens to walk by.
7) When the cut is complete, take the piece out and do it all again. This will be your life for the next several days, so get comfortable and don't cut your fingers off.
Someone write me a manual on how to make good posts in this style

1. Don't try too hard.
2. Post whatever comes to your head.
3. Don't try too hard.
4. Don't try too hard.
5. Don't try too hard.
6. Don't try too hard.
7. Don't try too hard.

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:00 pm**

So what you are saying, is that I should Live Free?

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:27 pm**

That's the only other option from what I've heard.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:54 pm**

I think what he's saying is that you should die hard.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:03 pm**

I bet our new hires would be more willing to read the work procedures if we wrote them like that. Hmm...

How to use a bandsaw
1) Don't cut your fingers off.
2) Put the piece in the hydraulic vise and close the vice.
3) Don't squish your fingers off.
4) Start the blade and lower it to begin cutting.
5) Don't cut your fingers off.
6) Sit in the chair for about half an hour, conversing with whoever happens to walk by.
7) When the cut is complete, take the piece out and do it all again. This will be your life for the next several days, so get comfortable and don't cut your fingers off.

you forgot the part where they ask if you want it toasted

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:19 pm**

Always get it toasted.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:29 am**

Toast it ever get it

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:55 am**

Makes the lettuce and tomatos taste like shit IMO if you toast it

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:23 am**

They're supposed to toast it before adding the vegetables. Don't tell me that they don't know that up north.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:34 am**

they do

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:14 pm**

Yeah it still makes them taste like shit

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:17 pm**

Yeah I like the bread toasted and nothing else

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:08 am**

Jimmy johns is alright, mostly because their radio ads are amusing

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:48 am**

Subway ran Jimmy Johns out of business over here

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:14 am**

Mexico has no market for a gringo name like "Jimmy"

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:14 am**

In the third world you can at least appreciate public transport

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 2:27 am**

Mexico has no market for a gringo name like "Jimmy"

Tell that to the 10 Jimmies I know. Keith would be pushing it, though.

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 5:25 am**

Do your friends called Jimmy sell sandwiches successfully?

also I understand my name is terrible, but its not like I made that decision myself

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 9:14 am**

Well, to be honest, most of those guys are probably named Jaime and everyone just call them Jimmy. At least one of them is a Jimmy for sure.

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 9:16 am**

I wasn't saying that your name is terrible, just that it's really foreign sounding here. For example Joe is known to be short for Joseph and that in turn is known to be the English version of José

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 9:17 am**

Lots of people call me George.

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 9:18 am**

They pronounce it as Yorch, though.

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:09 pm**

Your tits.

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:09 pm**

Show them to me.

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2014 5:18 pm**

I wasn't saying that your name is terrible, just that it's really foreign sounding here. For example Joe is known to be short for Joseph and that in turn is known to be the English version of José

so in Mexico, you call Joseph "Hoe" (phonetically)

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:44 am**

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:05 am**

This is awesome

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:50 am**

I wasn't saying that your name is terrible, just that it's really foreign sounding here. For example Joe is known to be short for Joseph and that in turn is known to be the English version of José
so in Mexico, you call Joseph "Hoe" (phonetically)

Yo

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:26 pm**

Do you say "Yo-say" or "Ho-say"

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:54 pm**

The second one.

Yo se, yo se...

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:31 pm**

En serio? Dices J como Y? Sale de la ciudad!

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:17 pm**

Jajajaja

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:22 pm**

I don't know about Puerto Ricans, but everywhere I'm aware of is strait j to h. The weird one is the y sound which some pronounce more like a j.

Jo no sé.

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:07 pm**

no day shall go by

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:56 pm**

Tienen razón

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:57 pm**

Puerto Ricans screw up the Rs...

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:57 pm**

Puelto Rico

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:47 pm**

I played a dude on MTGO with the user name erre_con_erre, which I recognized from a verbal exercise I learned in high school Spanish class.

Erre con erre cigarro
Erre con erre barril
Rapido corren los carros
Cargados de azucar al ferrocarril

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:17 pm**

Today I tried to teach a manual process using only words because the software out client needs us to use to annotate things before being brought to the FDA doesn't work on anything other than internet explorer and we all have macs.

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:19 pm**

90% of the demonstration was a bunch of dudes older than me telling me how stupid this all sounded like they were middle schoolers in a math class. Unlike a middle school teacher, I told them they were right and then shrugged my shoulders and went back to the lesson.

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