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It was awesome. People from China are as rude and loud-mouthed as I expected them to be, and service was as terrible as expected. But places we went to (forbidden palace, tiananmen, beijing national stadium etc.) were great and my companions were all-round nice people.
And China drivers are insane. Like, they will literally blare their horn at old ladies crossing the street even though the green man is on, and the old lady in question would glare right back at the driver and they'd have a mini staring-contest.
And China drivers are insane. Like, they will literally blare their horn at old ladies crossing the street even though the green man is on, and the old lady in question would glare right back at the driver and they'd have a mini staring-contest.

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This basically confirms my own experiences 
What else is news mate? If you're looking for deck ideas, the forum is choc-full of cool stuff now.

What else is news mate? If you're looking for deck ideas, the forum is choc-full of cool stuff now.

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I wonder of mtgs feels that losing 40 experience red mages was worth protecting two forum trolls now; the Rx section is a ghost town.

Everyone's a winner, we're making our fame,1 - Drunk, surly zem
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I thought you'd posted in the application thread?
Tbh I have absolutely no idea what goes on here.
Tbh I have absolutely no idea what goes on here.

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I did, app. your required to make many relevant post - but I'm not sure if it mean post which supports the clan's humor or post which support in playing magic.I thought you'd posted in the application thread?
Tbh I have absolutely no idea what goes on here.
I'm in no rush though, so I'm taking the wait the see approach

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RRR
Darthstabber
creature - human wizard berserker
Haste
Whenever an opponent gains life darthstabber deals damage to each other creature and each player equal to the amount of life gained, exile darthstabber at the beginning of the next end step.
I may look calm, but on inside i'm flipping the table, stabbing you, and shitting in the wound
3/2
Darthstabber
creature - human wizard berserker
Haste
Whenever an opponent gains life darthstabber deals damage to each other creature and each player equal to the amount of life gained, exile darthstabber at the beginning of the next end step.
I may look calm, but on inside i'm flipping the table, stabbing you, and shitting in the wound
3/2

thanks to nbw for the sig.
You do need to try to gay it up a little more.
You're like the least gay member of this clan.
And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.
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Windstrider [mana]2rw[/mana]
Legendary Creature — Human Advisor
Indestructible
: Windstrider deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Whenever Windstrider deals damage, exile the top card of your library.
You may play that card this turn.
2/2
Your lack of knowledge is your greatest weakness.
Edit: Changed creature type.
Legendary Creature — Human Advisor
Indestructible

Whenever Windstrider deals damage, exile the top card of your library.
You may play that card this turn.
2/2
Your lack of knowledge is your greatest weakness.
Edit: Changed creature type.
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Nothing much. I more or less quit standard (sold all my temples and other non-modern stuff like blood baron jaces), and picked up EDH, which I found is fun with a friendly group (even though I was just bashing the format vehemently sometime this year...).This basically confirms my own experiences
What else is news mate? If you're looking for deck ideas, the forum is choc-full of cool stuff now.
Holy hell the non-clan forums are looking really good now. Makes me want to assemble a red deck for standard again. Seriously good job with the articles and theory guys.

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Yeah this would make commander fans wet their pants. I like how you're so balanced and yet so awesome to build around at the same time.Windstrider [mana]2rw[/mana]
Legendary Human Advisor
Indestructible
: Windstrider deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Whenever Windstrider deals damage, exile the top card of your library.
You may play that card this turn.
2/2
Your lack of knowledge is your greatest weakness.

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It's the morning after, and I realized I lost the PTQ exactly the same way I lost states. Strong start, then lucksacked by one opponent and matched up poorly against another. Bad feels but I'll catch a break eventually. It feels a lot better to just lose than to lose due to misplay, and I feel overall I became a better player during the event.
The last opponent I beat commented "You're responsible for knocking out my car." Apparently I dreamcrushed him and his two buddies and a friend commented that they were all really experienced and strong players so I guess that's a moral victory.
Anyways, sorry for the selfish stream of consciousness.
The last opponent I beat commented "You're responsible for knocking out my car." Apparently I dreamcrushed him and his two buddies and a friend commented that they were all really experienced and strong players so I guess that's a moral victory.
Anyways, sorry for the selfish stream of consciousness.

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If they bring back the invitational, and you win, submit this card. When they do another great designer search submit this.Windstrider [mana]2rw[/mana]
Legendary Human Advisor
Indestructible
: Windstrider deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Whenever Windstrider deals damage, exile the top card of your library.
You may play that card this turn.
2/2
Your lack of knowledge is your greatest weakness.
If I did me as a 'walker
2RU
Stabber, the Gambler
+1: Choose target creature. Flip a coin, if heads deal 2 damage to that creature, if tails return it to it's owner's hand.
-1: Reveal the top card of your library, if it's an instant or sorcery put it in your hand, if it's not you may put it in your graveyard.
-5: Flip a coin, if heads take an extra turn after this one, if tails return each creature you don't control to it's owner's hand
The key is not ensuring the most desirable outcome, but ensuring that all outcomes benefit you
{4}

thanks to nbw for the sig.
You do need to try to gay it up a little more.
You're like the least gay member of this clan.
And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.
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I thought that everyone was making extremely broken cards, and then I saw DS's walker, which put everything in perspective for me. Seriously, 4 starting loyalty, ult for 5? Not at 2RU. The fact that you can choose whether or not to keep the card on top with the - 1 is also very powerful.

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I'm going to revise this a bit:RCWRaspy - R
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Haste
When RCWRaspy enters the battlefield, add R to your mana pool.
2/1
RCWRaspy - R
Creature - Goblin Shaman Berserker
Haste
If you control a forest, RCWRaspy gets +2/+1
Whenever RCWRaspy attacks, add R/G (one hybrid - not sure how to type it) to your mana pool.
0/1

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nWow. Thanks! I highly doubt that the first would ever happen, but I can certainly try the second.If they bring back the invitational, and you win, submit this card. When they do another great designer search submit this.Windstrider [mana]2rw[/mana]
Legendary Human Advisor
Indestructible
: Windstrider deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Whenever Windstrider deals damage, exile the top card of your library.
You may play that card this turn.
2/2
Your lack of knowledge is your greatest weakness.

I like this a lot.If I did me as a 'walker
2RU
Stabber, the Gambler
+1: Choose target creature. Flip a coin: if heads deal 2 damage to that creature; if tails return it to it's owner's hand.
-1: Reveal the top card of your library, if it's an instant or sorcery put it in your hand; if it's not you may put it in your graveyard.
-5: Flip a coin: if heads take an extra turn after this one; if tails return each creature you don't control to it's owner's hand
The key is not ensuring the most desirable outcome, but ensuring that all outcomes benefit you
{4}
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I don't think you need to worry - basically, the only thing you haven't done is be a member long enough. You're a shoe-in for full membership and,I did, app. your required to make many relevant post - but I'm not sure if it mean post which supports the clan's humor or post which support in playing magic.I thought you'd posted in the application thread?
Tbh I have absolutely no idea what goes on here.
I'm in no rush though, so I'm taking the wait the see approach.
likely, senior membership considering your contributions to the game.
We're all pretty happy to have you.

redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...
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Much like RISK, it seems the key to Magic world domination hinges on controlling Australia...

redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...
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PS: Hey Ham, you know Braid of Fire would be kind of nuts in a mono red mana sink deck, right?
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Paying for my drunkenness today with a pretty shitty hangover.
Reread the last few pages. I literally have no memory of making the last few posts that I did.
But hey, Sasky's back.
Reread the last few pages. I literally have no memory of making the last few posts that I did.

But hey, Sasky's back.


In a pinch, Khaos' beard can help turn this around.
I rarely skip a Khaospawn wall of text because I know there is always piss at the end of the rainbow.
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I loved the idea of Braid of Fire, but it lured me down a hole where I was playing weird cards like Ghitu Firebreathing to take advantage of instant speed sinks. It plays well with Stonewright, at the very least.PS: Hey Ham, you know Braid of Fire would be kind of nuts in a mono red mana sink deck, right?
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I just found myself brewing a deck that played Red Sun's Zenith and Ashling as the win conditions, with basically every other card being a board wipe or spot removal of some kind.I loved the idea of Braid of Fire, but it lured me down a hole where I was playing weird cards like Ghitu Firebreathing to take advantage of instant speed sinks. It plays well with Stonewright, at the very least.PS: Hey Ham, you know Braid of Fire would be kind of nuts in a mono red mana sink deck, right?
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I'm back after going of the grid working at a couple of remote airports, thus FNM was out of the question for a while.
While I was there. Did you know black buck impala (antlers swirl and grow straight back) won't jump a 5 foot fence but will dig under a 8 foot chain length fence like a dog?
Planes and deer don't mix well. Puree is an understatement and could not rescue the backstrap either as I could not recognize it. $110,000 repair to large plane and other damage to another small plane.
On a positive note, I got to test drive/race down the runway in a old Shelby Mustang and Charger
. I am only one who liked the Charger more (the only
one I could actually afford to possibly build).
So, we are making cards for ourselves?
Wooded Foothills Wraith

Protection From Blue, Black, and White.
Cannot be Countered.
If a spell or ability from an opponent would cause you to discard Wooded Foothills Wraith; put it into play instead of into the graveyard.
Cannot be removed from game.
5/5
"Fuck you Esper"

While I was there. Did you know black buck impala (antlers swirl and grow straight back) won't jump a 5 foot fence but will dig under a 8 foot chain length fence like a dog?

On a positive note, I got to test drive/race down the runway in a old Shelby Mustang and Charger

one I could actually afford to possibly build).
So, we are making cards for ourselves?
Wooded Foothills Wraith





Protection From Blue, Black, and White.
Cannot be Countered.
If a spell or ability from an opponent would cause you to discard Wooded Foothills Wraith; put it into play instead of into the graveyard.
Cannot be removed from game.
5/5
"Fuck you Esper"
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Current Decks
Commander- Kaalia (Dega) and Nekusar (Grixis)
Modern- UB Faeries and Splinter Twin
Standard- Mono-black Devotion
Xenphire Sig.
Current Decks
Commander- Kaalia (Dega) and Nekusar (Grixis)
Modern- UB Faeries and Splinter Twin
Standard- Mono-black Devotion
You drive badass things.

Xenphire Sig.
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What does that mean?2OPWooded Foothills Wraith![]()
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Protection From Blue, Black, and White.
Cannot
be Countered.
If a spell or ability from an opponent would cause you to discard Wooded Foothills Wraith; put it into play instead of into the graveyard.
Cannot be removed from game.
5/5

Author of Gunning for Tactical/Practical - http://diestoremoval.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=2103
Current Decks
Commander- Kaalia (Dega) and Nekusar (Grixis)
Modern- UB Faeries and Splinter Twin
Standard- Mono-black Devotion
Xenphire Sig.
Current Decks
Commander- Kaalia (Dega) and Nekusar (Grixis)
Modern- UB Faeries and Splinter Twin
Standard- Mono-black Devotion
You drive badass things.

Xenphire Sig.
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I think I have a more toned-down version:And I though khaoss card was broken
Khaospawn, Master of Mead [mana]R2[/mana]
Mythic Rare
Summon Legendary Viking Warrior Berserker
Haste, First Strike, Trample, Fading - 3
Khaospawn gets +1/+1 equal to your devotion to Red.
When Khaospawn dies, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, lose life equal to Khaospawn's power. If you win the flip, Khaospawn deals 1 damage to all creatures controlled by an opponent.
3/1
"Where did all the mead go?"
Edit:
Basically, just an attacking dude. It won't win the game on its own.
Also, I like how &
quot;Fading" is a Planar Chaos mechanic.
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In a pinch, Khaos' beard can help turn this around.
I rarely skip a Khaospawn wall of text because I know there is always piss at the end of the rainbow.
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