Dies to Removal

Specific beings, I mean.

Preferably something grandiose like a deity.

Oh, uh... Hmm...

Loki?

Edit: I guess Hermes could sorta count too?

Khaospawn

Definitely Loki, another would be Coyote

Ahh, yeah, Coyote! How'd I forget him... You'd think Gunnerkrig Court would have him fairly well stuck in my brain...

If you like Coyote check out Reynard.

1-0 so far. My pool was very good. Playing GW heroic. Had two other possible decks.

Khaospawn

We have a winner.

Played a qualifier for GP Vienna, hoping to get a couple of byes.
Missed the top 8 after going 3-2 with black devotion.
I really hate that deck.

I went to FNM with my Treasure Hunt deck. I did terrible, 1-2.

Round 1
I literally mulled to 0 both games. Literally. Never happened before.

Round 2
I won against a dude's starter deck

Round 3
I punt game 1 because I didn't play the Zombie Infestation in my hand on turn 2 and he was able to get lethal on board with pro-black so I couldn't block with Zombies.

Game 2, I combo out and win.

Game 3, HE PLAYS TURN 1 PITHING NEEDLE NAMING ZOMBIE INFESTATION!!! I scoop cuz yeah.

I think I'll stick to playing PyroWhite instead. I played games against people afterward with it and stomped face. I'm sorry. I'm not much of a treasure hunter after all and shuffling all damn day is kind of boring. The deck is funny to think about but boring to play.

Game 3, HE PLAYS TURN 1 PITHING NEEDLE NAMING ZOMBIE INFESTATION!!! I scoop cuz yeah.

Speaking of hate towards combo: yesterday I was playing with GR Tron vs Jund, he played T1 Thoughtseize, T2 Goyf, T3 Fulminator Mage, T4 Fulminator Mage.
The pain.

(I managed to go T1 Urza's Tower -> Chromatic Star, T2 Urza's Mine -> Chromatic Sphere, T3 Urza's Power Plant -> sac for red + sac for black -> Slaughter Games against Scapeshift, though)

[quote="DerWille » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:40 pm"]I went to FNM with my Treasure Hunt deck. I did terrible, 1-2.

Round 1
I literally mulled to 0 both games. Literally. Never happened before.

Round 2
I won against a dude's starter deck

Round 3
I punt game 1 because I didn't play the Zombie Infestation in my hand on turn 2 and he was able to get lethal on board with pro-black so I couldn't block with Zombies.

Game 2, I combo out and win.

Game 3, HE PLAYS TURN 1 PITHING NEEDLE NAMING ZOMBIE INFESTATION!!! I scoop cuz yeah.

I think I'll stick to playing PyroWhite instead. I played games against people afterward with it and stomped face. I'm sorry. I'm not much of a treasure hunter after all and shuffling all damn day is kind of boring. The deck is funny to think about but boring to play.[/
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In order to dodge needle, you should switch to Lightning Storm after SB.

3-1 so far. Keep giving me the good vibes!

4-1. There are 7 rounds so if I win the next round I can draw into top 8. Wish me luck!

Good luck! Say the pyromaster's prayer a few times!

Good luck, Val!

At this very moment, Val is clinching top 8!

Small turn out for local Modern Tourney (8ppl) took first with Kiki-Pod. 3-0 beat out scrub Dega, RUG Scapeshift & aJUNDi (B/w/r/g)

Keep going strong, Val.

Zem, Legendary Fire Warrior
Pro. Red, First Strike, Firebreathing
2/2
RRR

Oh make me like one of your French Magic cards

Oui oui, formidable!

Suga, Legendary Pervert
Tap: target player reveals their hand
Haste
2/1
RR

The art on that card would be epic.

I was think ETB only, but lets be honest, Suga is a repeat offender, which is why we love him.

Fos cards. make this happen

Tubehunter
1/1 Angel Token

After today's stream, this sig feels even more appropriate than ever.

Tubehunter
1/1 Angel Token

gofuckyourself.jpeg

i was bored today after I got back from some afternoon errands and built PyroRed on MTGO, minus the 2 Chandra (put 2 Ash Zealots in her place) with the goal of winning enough tickets to purchase the Chandras without having to spend real money. Had enough tickets left over from last season to fill out the deck with the Theros cards needed and then have 5 tickets leftover. Entered a 2-man. Lost game 1, won game 2, and won an EPIC game 3 against a mono red Fanatic deck. I was on defense for so long and then turned the tables. He was at 20 still, me at 8, and the power of Magma Jet and Young Pyromancer came out. Was very fun

Folks, when someone has Shock or better mana up in the mirror, don't pump your Frostburn to a 1 or 2 butt! I was trading creatures with him every opportunity I could until finally when I was at 4 life and tapped out
he attacked with Frostburn. I had attacked with YP and Phoenix the turn before, leaving 2 mana up. Magma Jet a 4/1 Frostburn when I'm at 4 and no blockers? Make a token? Don't mind if I do!

(I wouldn't have attacked with both except that he was hellbent so the outs/math were in my favor)

Here's a challenge, one for me ;P Lord knows that I'm too new to know THAT well...


Also, thoughts?:

Redthirst's Member - RRRRRRRR
Legendary Creature - Wurm
Haste, Trample, Deathtouch, Infect, Flanking
10/10

Redthirst's Member - RRRRRRRR
Legendary Creature - Wurm Ninja
Protection from All Colors, Haste, Trample

When Redthirst's Member enters the battlefield, if your opponent has an open orifice, you win the game.

10/10

I still think it should have infect...

Also, this is semi relevant to redthirst's penis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3nBU4KGnW4

Needs to have Annihilator.

It should have Horsemanship as well.

This card was basically already printed:

Fos cards. make this happen

Hamfactorial, Variancemaster: X/X Legendary Human Wizard, [mana]R[/mana]

Hamfactorial's power and toughness are equal to the number of land drops you've missed since the beginning of the game.

I know 2-mans are the lowest bracket for MTGO games that give you prizes, but I didn't think I'd see weird, janky decks in there. Just played a U/B Mill deck with Pilfered Plans, Wight of Precinct Six, Nighthowler, Psychic Strike, and Breaking // Entering. Obviously was no match for PyroRed. GIMMEH TEH PACKS!!

Khaospawn RRR

Summon Viking Warrior Berserker

First Strike, Trample, Haste, Protection from Instants and Sorceries

Khaospawn gets +1/+1 for each Red permanent you control

3/1

Yeah, a little overpowered. But it's because I'm that awesome.