Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

[rezombad]

[( G_R )]

Now let's see a picture of your house for comparison. I'm sure all houses in Mexico look like that one, more or less.

[( G_R )]

No pool

[Stardust]

Still a pretty nice place. Could use a tree in the front yard maybe, but I'd live there.

Why does the roof overhang so far over the left side?

[rezombad]

Why does the roof overhang so far over the left side?

hes an oil man, not an architect.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Actually it always has been funny to me knowing the spanish word "coche" (I lived many years in Spain when I was younger) and then coming to South America and hearing everyone saying "carro" which is the Portuguese word.

[Kaitscralt]

note the bars over the windows to keep out the coconut banditos

[Col. Khaddafi]

yeah well all South American windows are like that, feel lucky that there isn't a huge cage in front of the entrance door.

[Kaitscralt]

my city needs that to keep the black people out

[Kaitscralt]

maybe my new car needs some bars

[Col. Khaddafi]

your new car needs to look like it isn't worth stealing

[( G_R )]

Good. Everyone bought that that is my actual house.

[( G_R )]

That's a Guatemala City house though...

[( G_R )]

I'd post a picture of my real house, but then internet terrorists would be a Google image search away from pinpointing my location.

[( G_R )]

#threats

[Kaitscralt]

I knew it wasn't your house, there is an entire building connected to it in the back, that's a huge fucking establishment

[Kaitscralt]

Unless that is a neighbors house and there is one foot separating them

[rezombad]

zero lot line

[( G_R )]

Unless that is a neighbors house and there is one foot separating them

No that's actually one big-ass house. Some rich man or something.

[( G_R )]

Oh, you mean the one in the back... the white wall in the back with the bush/plants separates both houses.

[Kaitscralt]

that's where they found osama

[Col. Khaddafi]

Thanks Obama

[( G_R )]

Barack Hussein Osama

[( G_R )]

Barack Saddam Hussein Osama bin Laden Pérez Obrador Jr.

[Stardust]

I knew voting in a black muslim hawaiian president without a birth certificate was a bad idea.

[( G_R )]

Fox Sports Latin America showing tweets making fun of Ribery's ugliness

[( G_R )]

Having lunch at work's cafeteria for a change.

[( G_R )]

A few months ago they prepared it for the World Cup with a 75 in TV and digital cable. At least I don't have to eat with telenovelas on the background anymore.

[Stardust]

Fox Sports Latin America showing tweets making fun of Ribery's ugliness

That guy is definitely not good looking. Pretty important news to get out there. Imagine if someone met him and didn't know!

[Kaitscralt]

Having lunch at work's cafeteria for a change.

stalking the new girl, I approve

[( G_R )]

There's a new girl coming next week actually. Well, she might be an old lady, I only have a name.

[Stardust]

Pics.

[( G_R )]

[Stardust]

She's probably a very nice person.

[Kaitscralt]

i love curly hair

[Second Harkius]

you love nothing

[Second Harkius]

though if DTR were a rom-com, FOS would be that "shy virgin girl" who makes the cold and detached Madding reform his otherwise roguish ways.

[Second Harkius]

DTR: Come for the trolling, stay for the feels

[Kaitscralt]

then i break her heart and she goes back to the quiet nerd who she dumped, zem

[Mcdonalds]

Or starts worshipping the sun