Dies to Removal

I don't speak languages other than the great 'MURRICAN language that is 'MURRICAN, wherein 'MURRICA is always captilized because 'MURRICA DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY.

We shut out government down because we don't take shit from anybody.

Ferme la bouche, chien américain.

hon hon hon baguette

-smokes a long cigarette-

I don't speak languages other than the great 'MURRICAN language that is 'MURRICAN, wherein 'MURRICA is always captilized because 'MURRICA DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY.

We shut out government down because we don't take shit from anybody.

Ferme la bouche, chien américain.

fuck France

I guy in high school once told me: "In the next century, illiteracy won't mean just that you can't read and write. It will mean that you can't read and write more than two languages".

He was a jerk.

Yeah, I was in high school on the 20th century kiddos.

fuck France

You have France to thank for Codeine.

Yeah, I was in high school on the 20th century kiddos.

Fossil.

I guy in high school once told me: "In the next century, illiteracy won't mean just that you can't read and write. It will mean that you can't read and write more than two languages".

He was wrong, too. I bet he knows Esperanto.

fuck France

You have France to thank for Codeine.

Yeah but we have England to thank for Heroin. THANKS BAYER!

You have France to thank for Marion Cotillard.

Isn't Bayer German though?

fuck France

You have France to thank for Codeine.

fuck codeine. I have the Germans to thank for oxy

Isn't Bayer German though?

yes

Wright's invention did not lead to any further developments, and diacetylmorphine became popular only after it was independently re-synthesized 23 years later by another chemist, Felix Hoffmann. Hoffmann, working at the Aktiengesellschaft Farbenfabriken (today the Bayer pharmaceutical company) in Elberfeld, Germany, was instructed by his supervisor Heinrich Dreser to acetylate morphine with the objective of producing codeine, a constituent of the opium poppy, pharmacologically similar to morphine but less potent and less addictive. Instead, the experiment produced an acetylated form of morphine one and a half to two times more potent than morphine itself.
From 1898 through to 1910, diacetylmorphine was marketed under the trademark name Heroin as a non-addictive morphine substitute and cough suppressant. Bayer marketed the drug as a cure for morphine addiction before it was discovered that it rapidly metabolizes into
morphine. As such, diacetylmorphine is in essence a quicker-acting form of morphine. The company was embarrassed by the new finding, which became a historic blunder for Bayer.

The germans made all the best opioids

Wright's invention did not lead to any further developments, and diacetylmorphine became popular only after it was independently re-synthesized 23 years later by another chemist, Felix Hoffmann. Hoffmann, working at the Aktiengesellschaft Farbenfabriken (today the Bayer pharmaceutical company) in Elberfeld, Germany, was instructed by his supervisor Heinrich Dreser to acetylate morphine with the objective of producing codeine, a constituent of the opium poppy, pharmacologically similar to morphine but less potent and less addictive. Instead, the experiment produced an acetylated form of morphine one and a half to two times more potent than morphine itself.
From 1898 through to 1910, diacetylmorphine was marketed under the trademark name Heroin as a non-addictive morphine
substitute and cough suppressant. Bayer marketed the drug as a cure for morphine addiction before it was discovered that it rapidly metabolizes into morphine. As such, diacetylmorphine is in essence a quicker-acting form of morphine. The company was embarrassed by the new finding, which became a historic blunder for Bayer.

those silly Germans!

Other than Codeine, Food, Marion Cotillard, Etch A sketch, Calculators, Asprin, Taxi, Steamboat, what have the french honestly done for us?

Other than Codeine, Food, Marion Cotillard, Etch A sketch, Calculators, Asprin, Taxi, Steamboat, what have the french honestly done for us?

exactly, nothing.

Remember that time when they surrendered? Not that time, the one before, no the one before that, before that, before that one, no the one before that, yeah it was funny how they surrendered that time.

Codeine is the most nasty drug ever.

Later, as with Aspirin, Bayer lost some of its trademark rights to heroin under the 1919 Treaty of Versailles following the German defeat in World War I.

mmmm krokodil

Remember that time when they surrendered? Not that time, the one before, no the one before that, before that, before that one, no the one before that, yeah it was funny how they surrendered that time.

Oh yeah I remember that time, the one where they dropped their guns and started weeping?

mmmm krokodil

desmorphine is actually a pretty safe drug it's just the impurities that make it nasty

Later, as with Aspirin, Bayer lost some of its trademark rights to heroin under the 1919 Treaty of Versailles following the German defeat in World War I.

I find this to be remarkably hilarious for reasons I don't fully understand

Remember that time when they surrendered? Not that time, the one before, no the one before that, before that, before that one, no the one before that, yeah it was funny how they surrendered that time.

Oh yeah I remember that time, the one where they dropped their guns and started weeping?

be more specific

Later, as with Aspirin, Bayer lost some of its trademark rights to heroin under the 1919 Treaty of Versailles following the German defeat in World War I.

I find this to be remarkably hilarious for reasons I don't fully understand

I was going to make a Holocaust joke and then I remembered that was WW2.

All that money for a degree, right dad?

Remember that time when they surrendered? Not that time, the one before, no the one before that, before that, before that one, no the one before that, yeah it was funny how they surrendered that time.

Oh yeah I remember that time, the one where they dropped their guns and started weeping?

be more specific

Uh, the front ranks tripped over and fell because they tied their
shoelaces together, I believe that one.

What the hell happened to that broad.

krokodil

just get vicodin or oxycodone perscriptions like a normal person

Or go buy them from your local dirtbag.

yo, no nsfw images guys

that image is NSFL

I spoilered it.

it's funny because suga doesn't have mod powers here