Dies to Removal

correction, most 6 year olds I know aren't misogynistic racists.

Dude, I didn't know we had racist's in the clan. When is it "smack whitey" day?

Seriously though, while I'm not an advocate of trolling, just to troll, this nigga is the PERFECT candidate if that's something your in to.

Kijin is seriously one of the dumbest motherfuckers on this forum. The sharking thread was evidence enough to
prove that.

I'd ask what he does as far as being a mod, but half of the mods on this forum don't do anything at all so it's really a pointless question. It's mostly the FoS show around here.

I'm going to work up a portfolio of articles and look around. I'll edit your stuff too since I have admin privileges and can edit on any forum now.

So you're going to take on copy-editing the primer, Alex? I was going to start on it today, but if you want the job, more power to ya, Carolina boy.

I'll help. I didn't have anything in
mind to start out with, I was just going to do some general clerical proofreading.

correction, most 6 year olds I know aren't misogynistic racists.

Dude, I didn't know we had racist's in the clan. When is it "smack whitey" day?

Brad's list for reference.

[deck]Creatures (24)
4 Ash Zealot
4 Chandra's Phoenix
4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Firefist Striker
4 Rakdos Cackler
4 Young Pyromancer

Planeswalkers (2)
2 Chandra, Pyromaster

Lands (22)
18 Mountain
4 Mutavault

Spells (12)
4 Lightning Strike
4 Magma Jet
4 Shock

Sideboard (15)
4 Skullcrack
2 Act of Treason
3 Anger of the Gods
2 Mizzium Mortars
4 Peak Eruption[/deck]

He beat Gerry (U/w Control) 4-1. He admits he "copy and paste"d it off the internet, but nothing more.

Brad's list for reference.

[deck]Creatures (24)
4 Ash Zealot
4 Chandra's Phoenix
4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Firefist Striker
4 Rakdos Cackler
4 Young Pyromancer

Planeswalkers (2)
2 Chandra, Pyromaster

Lands (22)
18 Mountain
4 Mutavault

Spells (12)
4 Lightning Strike
4 Magma Jet
4 Shock

Sideboard (15)
4 Skullcrack
2 Act of Treason
3 Anger of the Gods
2 Mizzium Mortars
4 Peak Eruption[/deck]

He beat Gerry (U/w Control) 4-1. He admits he "copy and paste"d it off the internet, but nothing more.

So he took zs list and made a worse sideboard. Lol

Expecting a lot of control at States?

4 Burning Tree Emissary
4 Chandra's Phoenix
4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Firefist Striker
4 Gore-House Chainwalker
4 Rakdos Cackler

3 Chandra, Pyromaster

2 Hammer of Purphorous

4 Lightning Strike
4 Magma Jet

19 Mountain
4 Mutavault

Expecting a lot of control at States?

4 Burning Tree Emissary
4 Chandra's Phoenix
4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Firefist Striker
4 Gore-House Chainwalker
4 Rakdos Cackler

3 Chandra, Pyromaster

2 Hammer of Purphorous

4 Lightning Strike
4 Magma Jet

19 Mountain
4 Mutavault

Could Titan's Strenght or any instant-speed buff be a tech against Last Breath. I think that Titan Strenght into Chandra's Phoenix targeted with Last Breath could be really, really assholish play. Not only you suddenly generate 5 damage instead of 2, counter their removal card but also do Scry 1.

From SCG:

Brad mentioned that he copied and pasted the mono red list. It originated on diestoremoval.com and was the brain child of user Zemanjaski. Same guy who came up with the 4 Thundermaw Sledgehammer decks last year.

Expecting a lot of control at States?

4 Burning Tree Emissary
4 Chandra's Phoenix
4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Firefist Striker
4 Gore-House Chainwalker
4 Rakdos Cackler

3 Chandra, Pyromaster

2 Hammer of Purphorous

4 Lightning Strike
4 Magma Jet

19 Mountain
4 Mutavault

From SCG:

Brad mentioned that he copied and pasted the mono red list. It originated on diestoremoval.com and was the brain child of user Zemanjaski. Same guy who came up with the 4 Thundermaw Sledgehammer decks last year.

From SCG:

Brad mentioned that he copied and pasted the mono red list. It originated on diestoremoval.com and was the brain child of user Zemanjaski. Same guy who came up with the 4 Thundermaw Sledgehammer decks last year.

I don't recall seeing this. Where?

U/w will be packing at least 2 if not 3 main deck last breath after the open anyway. As to "making the deck worse against non-red decks" that yarpus commented on, that's just wrong. The aggro decks that showed up at the open were white green or red and they all have great targets. {All of white basically save reck/voice, ooze, experiment one/and all of red} green is the most iffy matchup for it, but a top decked ooze or voice or experiment is still gravy so the card still has value. And 4 life to them doesn't really matter when you plan on wining w/ Ætherling or Elspeth.

I'm going to work up a portfolio of articles and look around. I'll edit your stuff too since I have admin privileges and can edit on any forum now.

So you're going to take on copy-editing the primer, Alex? I was going to start on it today, but if you want the job, more power to
ya, Carolina boy.

I'll help. I didn't have anything in mind to start out with, I was just going to do some general clerical proofreading.

My thoughts exactly...sounds like a plan.

Well, Reckoner is still a problem. That's why I think PyroRed should incorporate at least Firefist Striker.

[deck]Creatures:
4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Rakdos Cackler
4 Ash Zealot
4 Young Pyromancer
4 Firefist Striker
4 Chandra's Phoenix

Burn:
4 Shock
4 Magma Jet
4 Lightning Spear

Other Spells:
2 Chandra, Pyromaster
1 Hammer of Purphoros

Lands:
2 Mutavault
19 Mountain

Sideboard:
4 Skullcrack
4 Flames of the Firebrand
4 Mizzium Mortars
2 Act of Treason
1 Legion Loyalist[/deck]
Deck looks fine but I think I'm lacking on SB slots. I'd love to have Burning Earth to punish tri-colored decks, but if meta will get competetive enough, I hope I'll never meet shitty Kamahl Dega. I'd also cry for another Hammer in SB. Any suggestions on how to fix
the SB issues? Cutting 2 Mizzium Mortars?

U/w will be packing at least 2 if not 3 main deck last breath after the open anyway. As to "making the deck worse against non-red decks" that yarpus commented on, that's just wrong. The aggro decks that showed up at the open were white green or red and they all have great targets. {All of white basically save reck/voice, ooze, experiment one/and all of red} green is the most iffy matchup for it, but a top decked ooze or voice or experiment is still gravy so the card still has value. And 4 life to them doesn't really matter when you plan on wining w/ Ætherling or Elspeth.

But then you're gonna draw it in UW and UB matchups, and gonna cry really hard.
I remember this shit when Bant was the big boy on the streets. They all
started to play really bad cards just to get a bit of leverage during mirrors. I doubt they'd dare to play maindeck card that doesn't interact with Control mirror at all. It's pretty damn suicidal.

Well this seals it Alex. Thirst was right. You were TOO perfect....

Definitive Proof Alex is Gay

I fucking died laughing.

U/w will be packing at least 2 if not 3 main deck last breath after the open anyway. As to "making the deck worse against non-red decks" that yarpus commented on, that's just wrong. The aggro decks that showed up at the open were white green or red and they all have great targets. {All of white basically save reck/voice, ooze, experiment one/and all of red} green is the most iffy matchup for it, but a top decked ooze or voice or experiment is still gravy so the card still has value. And 4 life to them doesn't really matter when you plan on wining w/ Ætherling or Elspeth.[/quote:
2nr3yv0w]
But then you're gonna draw it in UW and UB matchups, and gonna cry really hard.
I remember this shit when Bant was the big boy on the streets. They all started to play really bad cards just to get a bit of leverage during mirrors. I doubt they'd dare to play maindeck card that doesn't interact with Control mirror at all. It's pretty damn suicidal.

Oh shit you're right! I'm going to tell my UB friends to leave all their doom blades at home, cuz mirror! Might as well hack the number of verdicts to 0 as well because all they're hitting is elspeth tokens cuz Ætherling sure isn't getting verdict'd. Might as well cut Azorius Charm too, as all it does in the mirror is cycle. More main deck divinations are needed!

This is the boarding strategy that Sally can get behind!

U/w will be packing at least 2 if not 3 main deck last breath after the open anyway. As to "making the deck worse against non-red decks" that yarpus commented on, that's just wrong. The aggro decks that showed up at the open were white green or red and they all have great targets. {All of white basically save reck/voice, ooze, experiment one/and all of red} green is the most iffy matchup for it, but a top decked ooze or voice or experiment is still gravy so the card still has value. And 4 life to them doesn't really matter when you plan on wining w/ Ætherling or Elspeth.[/quote:
22skdubl]
But then you're gonna draw it in UW and UB matchups, and gonna cry really hard.
I remember this shit when Bant was the big boy on the streets. They all started to play really bad cards just to get a bit of leverage during mirrors. I doubt they'd dare to play maindeck card that doesn't interact with Control mirror at all. It's pretty damn suicidal.

Oh shit you're right! I'm going to tell my UB friends to leave all their doom blades at home, cuz mirror! Might as well hack the number of verdicts to 0 as well because all they're hitting is elspeth tokens cuz Ætherling sure isn't getting verdict'd. Might as well cut Azorius Charm too, as all it does in the mirror is cycle. More main deck divinations are needed!

I think what he is getting at is last breath only hits one deck and is dead vs everything else but doomblade is good vs that deck also vs midrange. Yeah doomblade isn't as good vs control but it has more uses then last breath

U/w will be packing at least 2 if not 3 main deck last breath after the open anyway. As to "making the deck worse against non-red decks" that yarpus commented on, that's just wrong. The aggro decks that showed up at the open were white green or red and they all have great targets. {All of white basically save reck/voice, ooze, experiment one/and all of red} green is the most iffy matchup for it, but a top decked ooze or
voice or experiment is still gravy so the card still has value. And 4 life to them doesn't really matter when you plan on wining w/ Ætherling or Elspeth.

But then you're gonna draw it in UW and UB matchups, and gonna cry really hard.
I remember this shit when Bant was the big boy on the streets. They all started to play really bad cards just to get a bit of leverage during mirrors. I doubt they'd dare to play maindeck card that doesn't interact with Control mirror at all. It's pretty damn suicidal.

Oh shit you're right! I'm going to tell my UB friends to leave all their doom blades at home, cuz mirror! Might as well hack the number of verdicts to 0 as well because all they're hitting is elspeth tokens cuz Ætherling sure isn't getting verdict'd. Might as well cut Azorius Charm too, as all it does in the mirror is cycle. More main deck divinations are needed!

I think what he is getting at is last breath only hits one deck and is dead vs
everything else but doomblade is good vs that deck also vs midrange. Yeah doomblade isn't as good vs control but it has more uses then last breath

Well this seals it Alex. Thirst was right. You were TOO perfect....

Definitive Proof Alex is Gay

I fucking died laughing.

U/w will be packing at least 2 if not 3 main deck last breath after the open anyway. As to "making the deck worse against non-red decks" that yarpus commented on, that's just wrong. The aggro decks that showed up at the open were white green or red and they all
have great targets. {All of white basically save reck/voice, ooze, experiment one/and all of red} green is the most iffy matchup for it, but a top decked ooze or voice or experiment is still gravy so the card still has value. And 4 life to them doesn't really matter when you plan on wining w/ Ætherling or Elspeth.

But then you're gonna draw it in UW and UB matchups, and gonna cry really hard.
I remember this shit when Bant was the big boy on the streets. They all started to play really bad cards just to get a bit of leverage during mirrors. I doubt they'd dare to play maindeck card that doesn't interact with Control mirror at all. It's pretty damn suicidal.

Oh shit you're right! I'm going to tell my UB friends to leave all their doom blades at home, cuz mirror! Might as well hack the number of verdicts to 0 as well because all they're hitting is elspeth tokens cuz Ætherling sure isn't getting verdict'd. Might as well cut Azorius Charm too, as all it does in
the mirror is cycle. More main deck divinations are needed!

I think what he is getting at is last breath only hits one deck and is dead vs everything else but doomblade is good vs that deck also vs midrange. Yeah doomblade isn't as good vs control but it has more uses then last breath

Yet, it doesn't. It's only dead in blue mirrors. Looking at the top aggro lists, they all have targets that are 2/x most of them have many many targets. What we saw in the meta was White Weenie/GW aggro/Gruul and Red weenies all of which have a plethora of targets. Sure something like Dega it will be dead and against the mirror, but those are meta-game concessions that a control list will have to take. Even if you think it is "bad" after Worcester showed on screen it being sick over and over, I promise you will still see it main in several lists and knowing it will be there is key to constructing your decks regardless if you think the UW pilot is right or not in
playing it.

1. No - style at the time.
2. No - he had restraint and respect.
3. No - effeminate, maybe, but doesn't mean gay.
4. No - he was unconscious.
5. No - it was more like a wave/salute thing.
6. No - what cartoon doesn't have nice eyebrows?
7. No - more restraint and respectful and cared for her well-being.
8. No - Obviously, a handsome, single and wealthy man like him has had his fill of average pussy and he wants substance and character. Ariel's a red head and he instantly falls in love with her for her looks and voice.
9. No - style of the time.
10. No - Happy/starry eyed is not eye roll.
11. No - Nothing sassy there.
12. No - What guy leaves a girl looking like a bum? She may be broke but she doesn't have to be shitty looking around him. He can afford to make her look presentable and
classy.
13. NO - Ballroom dancing is not just for gays.
14. NO - So does a fucking satyr and they're all about the nymph.
15. NO - Kinda hard to get to know someone better without talking to them and the other bitch used magic on him, so that doesn't count.
16. No - He's a fucking prince! Also, still a Euro prince style for certain events.
17. NO - He just took off the fucking jacket and gloves!
18. NO - By that assumption, Superman is gay, Bruce Wayne is gay, and the other disney princes are gay… but they're not.

Well this seals it Alex. Thirst was right. You were TOO perfect....

Definitive Proof Alex is Gay

I fucking died laughing.

Having actually read the Hans Andersen version of The Little Mermaid, you'd never assume these things. Eric is a bad motherfucker in that book. Motherfucking ship captain and all-around bad motherfucker.

Well this seals it Alex. Thirst was right. You were TOO perfect....

Definitive Proof Alex is Gay

I fucking died laughing.

Having actually read the Hans Andersen version of The Little Mermaid, you'd never assume these things. Eric is a bad motherfucker in that book. Motherfucking ship captain and all-around bad
motherfucker.

Counterargument: You read The Little Mermaid - you, sir, are in fact super gay.

Well this seals it Alex. Thirst was right. You were TOO perfect....

Definitive Proof Alex is Gay

I fucking died laughing.

Having actually read the Hans Andersen version of The Little Mermaid, you'd never assume these things. Eric is a bad motherfucker in that book. Motherfucking ship captain and all-around bad
motherfucker.

Counterargument: You read The Little Mermaid - you, sir, are in fact super gay.