Dies to Removal

well Tube we like to define good as "always good" just like some variation of Red will always smash faces in.

Turbo fogs always been a deck thats been cute and can rape unprepared people, but if its ever on the radar of a meta is just like "lolu"

Have you read skullcrack lately? ;D

Wasn't someone looking for a reason to play Pithing Needle?

Name Maze's End.

Also, Burning Earth has to be amazing against that deck.

BE is amazeballs against Maze's End. I've done it twice in the past week, one time even keeping a crappy hand with four lands, BE, and two burn spells.

T1: land, go.
T2: land, go.
T3: land, go.
T4: land, BE, go.

Opponent conceeds the game on Turn 4. Valdarith has won the match!

I'll be bringing sexy back.

Haha, aMAZEballs. I made a funny/

Haha, aMAZEballs. I made a funny/

Why aren't we laughing?

THERES MEAD ON MAH DESK!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

We're more refined that that level of juvenile humor.

Yeah, I almost typed that with a straight face.

We're more refined that that level of juvenile humor.

Yeah, I almost typed that with a straight face.

From the shame hole, a Khaos rises.

THERES MEAD ON MAH DESK!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

ERMAHGOD RLY

@Val: And mortars isn't dead in those matchups?

Can go back in?

Also, dax, you like that Cackler promo?

Suga: I still need to buy a deck. But yeah, I could probably use this as a way to test my streaming skills.

Yo Khaos, where's your girl with my gratuitous

Stupid combo/synergy:
Burning-tree Emissary chain + Fanatic of Mogis + [card]Legion's Initiative[/card]

Difficult to pull off with the mana required, but stupid amount of damage potential. Bonus extra mana from Emissary can be used for creatures, burn, or an overloaded Mortars.

Can go back in?

Also, dax, you like that Cackler promo?

Suga: I still need to buy a deck. But yeah, I could probably use this as a way to test my streaming skills.

Dude, I spent 9.50 and bought a UR deck that regularly top 8s dailys.

Red - don't worry, it'll happen. She also has another sig to work on as well. Though I will admit, I kept her pretty busy last night....

Suga - you build the delver/ kiln fiend list? Cuz if you did, I'll need to find a different deck. Also, you're gonna have to teach me to deal and buy from the bots cuz I don't feel like ordering from the internet store like I did last time. I literally order cards and then wait for the dude to log on so I can get them from him. Last time I waited an hour and a half to get my shit.

I'm kinda upset that Maze Fog is a thing now.

I love playing Fog but HATE playing against it.

Doubt it'll be very competitive, though. Fog generally isn't good for much past FNM. I should know. >.>

Fuck Fog.

THERES MEAD ON MAH DESK!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

ERMAHGOD RLY

@Val: And mortars isn't dead in those matchups?

Almost, but not quite. Mortars on your own Reckoner for four damage to your opponent is a relevant late-game play. That's probably why he did a 3-1 split of Chained to the Rocks and Mizzium Mortars.

Can't Mortars your own Reckoner.

Red - don't worry, it'll happen. She also has another sig to work on as well. Though I will admit, I kept her pretty busy last night....

Suga - you build the delver/ kiln fiend list? Cuz if you did, I'll need to find a different deck. Also, you're gonna have to teach me to deal and buy from the bots cuz I don't feel like ordering from the internet store like I did last time. I literally order cards and then wait for the dude to log on so I can get them from him. Last time I waited an hour and a half to get my shit.

Yeah, I'm playing Delver/Fiend. It's a beautiful deck. There's a great Goblin deck that you already have some cards for. When buying a lot of cards, it's probably better to use mtgo-traders, honestly. I only waited
about 10 minutes for my cards last night. Otherwise, you end up with credit at different bots.

It would be neat if you could Mortar your Reckoner.

I could just cram a bunch of burn spells and mountains into a deck a call it a day....

I like the BG infect deck too.

Delver is likely a deck in Pauper.
Also Green Aggro.

Khaos, how is it going to feel to be embarrassed by the Suga Daddy on your own stream tonight?

I hear smack talk works a lot better when you have credibility.

I'm the epitome of credibility.

DroppinCred

DroppinTesticlesOnHamsFace

Yo Suga I'm happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Alex is the best teabagger of all time.

-DroppinMics-

Suga Daddy when I dougie

Ham, can you, with your infinite streaming wisdom, pm me an idiot's guide to streaming? Approach it how you would speak to a child. A child with no computer skills. I'll reward you with drunken hilarity as I duel with Suga and most likely lose since the strength of Kiln Fiend/Delver is so mighty that a caveman can win with it.

It's going to be so sweet when Nivix Cyclops pwns you.

Everybody needs a crutch, I suppose.

They see me Cacklin'
They hatin'
Removal is tryin to catch me castin' Zealots
Tryin to catch me castin' Strikers
Tryin to catch me castin' Phoenix
Tryin to catch me castin' Chandra
Tryin to catch me castin' dragons
My burn so hot
I'm swangin'
They hopin' that I'm not gonna be castin' Zealots
That I'm not gonna be castin' Strikers
That I'm not gonna be castin' Phoenix
That I'm not gonna be castin' Chandra
That I'm not gonna be castin' dragons

Cannot get that out of my head when playtesting. Also, I sing it out loud.

My opponents hate me.

Yeah, I'll write up a little streaming how-to for you tonight. Might make a decent primer with pictures and an equation or two.

That'd be mighty decent of ye, Master Hamwise.