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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:55 pm
by Khaospawn
All hail Yarpus for leading us to the ways of the Fire!
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:56 pm
by Yarpus
Fuck, I've tried to be proud of something.

Sorry.
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:56 pm
by Khaospawn
Z: 1 MTGS: -186296
Seems about right.
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:57 pm
by Khaospawn
Fuck, I've tried to be proud of something.

Sorry.
For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:58 pm
by photodyer
The mana is not so good that they're always going to chain removal and the deck has no filtering until turn 3 at sorcery speed, so who knows what they'll draw in what order. Historically this sort of deck is good for Mono R and post board you'll be replete with threatens and burning earth. I like that matchup a lot.
I actually ported this deck into a thread over in the brewery...I will copy posts over. After playing Rock and then BW Mid through the end of this season, I must agree with all of your comments, zeman. The aggro MU--assuming they mull and curve out reasonably--hinges on either 1-for-1'ing the aggro player or hitting a sweeper then dropping bigger stuff than aggro can deal with. There are some EXCELLENT synergies in Orzhov Mid/
Control range with the addition of Theros, but I have serious doubts about it's viability without mass removal. The tradeoff this deck is having to make to get that board wipe are going to hurt significantly against mono-red.
Actually, I still like BBD's Orzhov list better because he's going after the synergy between Whip and Obzedat. It's a sweet setup...you literally cannot keep Obzedat dead without removing the whip from the battlefield (bring Obzedat back from the GY with whip's ability, then stack triggers so that Obzedat's ability is responsible for his exile rather than the whip's. It satisfies the whip's ability rules and Obzedat is returned to play permanently.
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:59 pm
by Yarpus
Sally servers got overheated today, possibly from all that shit that people post there.
I'd put my money on guys crying about no Searing Spear reprint. Cheap fucks.
For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.
Eeeeeh?

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:00 am
by redthirst
*confetti*
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:02 am
by Yarpus
GODDAMIT I TOLD YOU I'M SORRY
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:03 am
by LP, of the Fires
Looks way to happy to be Yarpus.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:03 am
by redthirst
*yarpus float*
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:04 am
by Khaospawn
Is this why women shouldn't be allowed to play Red?
[deck]Big Red by Jackie Lee[/deck]
Read more
http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/article.asp?ID=11384.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:06 am
by Khaospawn
Sally servers got overheated today, possibly from all that shit that people post there.
I'd put my money on guys crying about no Searing Spear reprint. Cheap fucks.
For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.
Eeeeeh?

Where did you hide you horns and tail? Where's the rest of ya?
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:07 am
by DroppinSuga
I'm on the Trice right now if anyone wants to play (sexytime?)
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:08 am
by redthirst
Deck looks fine. I mean, I don't like Purphoros, but TCG likely told her to include the gods in any build since they're pre selling them for $$$$$.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:10 am
by DroppinSuga
lol
tcg: YOU MUST INCLUDE GODS IN ALL DECKS BITCH
Jackie: Yes sir *get down on knees* *ziiip*
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:10 am
by Sasky
That deck looks like woody allen trying to be sylvester stallone.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:11 am
by Yarpus
I've actually heard two times today that usually I look like I want to kill someone.
The worst thing is that comes from my health condition.
So I happen to be funny and cheerful during talk, and stare at someone like the only thing on my mind would be killing his/her mother.
But I really try to look happy on photos. :<
Where did you hide you horns and tail? Where's the rest of ya?
In mah pants.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:13 am
by Kazekirimaru
Sally servers got overheated today, possibly from all that shit that people post there.
I'd put my money on guys crying about no Searing Spear reprint. Cheap fucks.
For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.
Eeeeeh?

Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:14 am
by Khaospawn
Jackie: Yes sir *get down on knees* *ziiip*
I wish. Honestly, she looks a lot better than Melissa De Tora.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:14 am
by Yarpus
Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?
=.=
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:15 am
by Khaospawn
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viewtopic.php?p=107893#p107893:1scz0obc]Yarpus » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:59 pm[/url:1scz0obc]":1scz0obc]Sally servers got overheated today, possibly from all that shit that people post there.
I'd put my money on guys crying about no Searing Spear reprint. Cheap fucks.
[quote:1scz0obc]For some reason, I think that you look like Tybalt IRL.[/quote:1scz0obc]
Eeeeeh?
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It's a European shoulder bag. I'm sure it was a gift.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:15 am
by redthirst
Fuck! Just noticed no Chandra?
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:17 am
by windstrider
Quick question: if we're moving into a meta of "battleship" Magic, does anyone think that
Carnival Hellsteed has a chance? If that had a 5 CMC, it would have seen play. At the prerelease for RtR, I kept thinking it was 5 and being excited about it.
I don't see anything overly wrong with Jackie's list. Purphoros looks to be out of place.
Should be Chandra instead.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:17 am
by Khaospawn
Fuck! Just noticed no Chandra?
DUHR!

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:18 am
by photodyer
G/R Midrange
Brian Braun-Duin
[deck]Creatures (29)
4 Elvish Mystic
4 Ghor-Clan Rampager
1 Polis Crusher
3 Scavenging Ooze
4 Stormbreath Dragon
4 Zhur-Taa Druid
4 Boon Satyr
3 Polukranos, World Eater
2 Ruric Thar, the Unbowed
Planeswalkers (7)
4 Domri Rade
3 Xenagos, the Reveler
Lands (24)
8 Forest
8 Mountain
4 Stomping Ground
4 Temple of Abandon
Sideboard
2 Destructive Revelry
2 Electrickery
2 Hammer of Purphoros
3 Chandra, Pyromaster
3 Mizzium Mortars
3 Peak Eruption[/deck]
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:20 am
by Yarpus
I'd say Carnival Hellsteed might be strong and relevant. He usually can't block when you play him, but that 6-power hasty first strike means a lot these days. He's better at grinding out Desecration Demon as an example - on the other hand he lacks of any evasion.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:21 am
by Kazekirimaru
Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?
=.=
Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:21 am
by windstrider
That deck looks fairly nasty. Hello removal. Glad to have you.
I hate the regular artwork for Polukranos. The Heroes vs. Monsters artwork is better.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:21 am
by redthirst
Also, look at all those doorknob-humping monkeys making comments.
You're a funny man, Khaos.

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:22 am
by Khaospawn
Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?
=.=
Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

Boo this man!
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:22 am
by Khaospawn
You're a funny man, Khaos.

I blame the amount of mead I've been drinking lately.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:24 am
by Kazekirimaru
Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?
=.=
Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

Boo this man![/
quote]
Boo yourself. I hate rotation.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:27 am
by redthirst
You're a funny man, Khaos.

I blame the amount of mead I've been drinking lately.
It's fine. I just hope it doesn't cause anyone to accidentally use your FoS shirt to clean up some dog crap before sending it to you. That would be unfortunate.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:27 am
by Khaospawn
Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander away from the computer?
=.=
Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I
haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

Boo this man!
Boo yourself. I hate rotation.
It's a depressing, yet manic time. Bonds of friendship are formed! Alliances are made! Lines are drawn in the sand!
Seriously, it's exciting.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:28 am
by Khaospawn
You're a funny man, Khaos.

I blame the amount of mead I've been drinking lately.
It's fine. I just hope it doesn't cause anyone to accidentally use your FoS shirt to clean up some dog crap before sending it to you. That would be unfortunate.
Weirdly
enough, my dog shit in the house this morning (which she's never done before). Cleaning up crap at 4:00 A.M. fucking sucks.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:29 am
by redthirst
Well, I imagine wearing it is even worse.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:33 am
by Kazekirimaru
Is that front-hanging messenger bag where you hold all your internet-rage when you wander
away from the computer?
=.=
Sorry, I'm adopting a new internet persona where all I do is make snide, one-line remarks since I haven't played Magic in a good month or so.

Boo this man!
Boo yourself. I hate rotation.
It's a depressing, yet manic time. Bonds of friendship are formed! Alliances are made! Lines are drawn in the sand!
Seriously, it's exciting.
I'd be more inclined to participate if I had plans to play Standard this season.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:33 am
by Kazekirimaru
I'm likely to drop out of everything but the occasional sanctioned Modern tournament soon.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:43 am
by Yarpus
I feel a bit burned.
But I guess I deserved it.
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:45 am
by Kazekirimaru
The burning sensation will subside never.