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Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 3:53 pm
by Pendulum
do they put out
No idea. I neither know nor want to know what they're doing to the other guests.

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:35 pm
by Tom Servo
Guests blow each other

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:11 am
by Pendulum
Um, people are allowed to buy nuclear weapons?

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:28 am
by Pendulum
There is this room at my work. It is the room where they keep the permanent markers, and it is just a utility-closet kind of deal. I go there frequently, because I like to steal permanent markers from work. How else do you make proxies, amirite?
It is also, bizarrely, the room where they keep the bars of platinum, and the keys to the black helicopter. Like, millions of dollars worth of platinum bars and a set of keys to a friggin' worth-millions helicopter. The room isn't very difficult to get into, it's where you have to go to get more pens after all so it wouldn't make sense to need high-level security. I swear I'm not making this up.

From these details, I have determined two things:
1) I work for people with severe mental malfunctions
2) I need to form a band of... I'll call them 'liberators'... to help me with a... I'll call it a 'project.' Anybody here know how to fly a helicopter?

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 3:50 am
by Kaitscralt
Tldr

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:03 am
by imopen2
Pics of of the plats or it didn't happen

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:03 am
by imopen2
Madding and king magumbo both go apeshit for plats

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 9:12 am
by Col. Khaddafi
I think it might be a good idea to have nuclear weapons because one day you might have bandits breaking into your house to steal your poontang and you might get stuck with just your elephant gun whereas they might be bringing nuclear weapons in da house.

Or that time you had a German soldier standing on the other side of the door.

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 11:58 am
by Checkbox
but then you were in the attic and you probably didn't keep your nukes in there

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 12:19 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
wat

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:31 pm
by Checkbox
Scumbag Frank

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:31 pm
by Checkbox
Anne Khaddafi

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:34 pm
by Bhikku
just got back the US yesterday. i miss the Caribbean already :/

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:50 pm
by Kaitscralt
We thought you left us

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:55 pm
by Bhikku
nope, they just haven't invented the internet over there yet.

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:30 pm
by ( G_R )
:stupid:

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:32 pm
by ( G_R )
Also, who wants to spend time on the internet when you have Caribbean beaches?

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:33 pm
by Bhikku
Also, who wants to spend time on the internet when you have Caribbean beaches?
so very true, pure paradise out there. :love2:

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:38 pm
by ( G_R )
Mi 5-year-old on mana symbols:

:symw: Sun
:symu: Rain
:symb: Pirate
:symr: Fire
:symg: Tree

I just melted from a cuteness overload after "pirate". :love:

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:04 pm
by Checkbox
if you love him so much, why don't you marry him

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:22 pm
by Blackhound
What does Non sequitur mean ?

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:27 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:27 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
basic meaning - Generic Shit.

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:32 pm
by Bhikku
lol

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:31 pm
by Second Harkius
if you love him so much, why don't you marry him

:thumbsup:

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:32 pm
by Second Harkius
So I heard that some cowards cracked down on a forum called the "Speak-easy"

Boy, is that shocking or what?

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:33 pm
by Tom Servo
it was too laid back

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:33 pm
by Tom Servo
people almost became comfortable

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:34 pm
by Second Harkius
If one of these cowards decides to break out of their group-think, politically correct, "shatter" shell, by all means pop in and explain yourselves.

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:35 pm
by Second Harkius
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Let's face it! Cowards gonna cower!

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:36 pm
by Second Harkius
Remember kiddies, protecting the weak and the fragile only continues to keep them weak and fragile.

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:37 pm
by Second Harkius
But the barbarians at the gate always win!

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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:38 pm
by Kaitscralt
We were speaking too easy

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:39 pm
by Tom Servo
mini gutter died to removal

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:42 pm
by Second Harkius
But the barbarians at the gate always win!

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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:43 pm
by Second Harkius
Users browsing this forum: Kaitscralt, King Spam and 2 guests

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

It looks like the copy/paste crew has arrived right on schedule!

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:46 pm
by Tom Servo
that thread that has vague, sometimes confusing posts now has more posts!

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:50 pm
by Kaitscralt
Maybe guest Talore just wants to hang out with the guys

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:52 pm
by Tom Servo
it pains hims so that he hangs from a distance