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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:17 pm
by iamabadman
Magic players who think thier 'hardcore' but don't know about team academy make me sad.


same with old school misetings. before bekel



you guys dont like nostalgia get to you

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:17 pm
by Second Harkius
is that supposed to be Pyramid Head, Kijin, or is it from something else and just happens to look like Pyramid Head?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:20 pm
by Second Harkius
Magic players who think thier 'hardcore'
Surely no MTG players actually think they're 'hardcore' in any aspect of their lives. Surely they don't form a band of equally misled MTG players where they talk about how 'hardcore' it is to let their lives be dictated by a single piece of the color pie. Surely they don't pass up their family duties to run off to FNM while their kids are neglected at home.Surely they aren't over the age of 25, paunchy, and overly sensitive about relationships with women? Surely they don't all make gay jokes under the guise of being straight, secure-in-their-sexuality-men, do they??

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:22 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Magic players who think thier 'hardcore'
Surely no MTG players actually think they're 'hardcore' in any aspect of their lives. Surely they don't form a band of equally misled MTG players where they talk about how 'hardcore' it is to let their lives be dictated by a single piece of the color pie. Surely they don't pass up their family duties to run off to FNM while their kids are neglected at home.Surely they aren't over the age of 25, paunchy, and overly sensitive about relationships with women? Surely they don't all make gay jokes under the guise of being straight, secure-in-
their-sexuality-men, do they??
no

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:23 pm
by Kazekirimaru
i'm hardcore

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:23 pm
by rezombad
surely.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:23 pm
by Kazekirimaru
i play the metal on my guitar

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:23 pm
by Kaitscralt
I'm a hardcore pervert

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:27 pm
by Thrillho
is that supposed to be Pyramid Head, Kijin, or is it from something else and just happens to look like Pyramid Head?
that's not what pyramid head looks like but is also not supposed to be pyramid head.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:27 pm
by Thrillho
maybe play a video game once in your life you fake nerd.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:27 pm
by iamabadman
the dude who got a suspension for tapping a cockhole in the head with a juice bottle

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:29 pm
by Thrillho
wait did he create a cock hole in a guy's head after tapping it with the juice bottle or was the guy being a cock hole or did the guy already have a cock hole in his head and the guy was tapping the existing cock hole with a juice bottle

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:30 pm
by Thrillho
kmon man we need that grammar or i'm going to be up all night trying to piece this puzzle together baguy

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:30 pm
by Kaitscralt
everybody take a look at pyramid head cole

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:32 pm
by Thrillho
i like to think that this magic player's head contained a cock hole that was encased in a very fragile protective layer that was damaged through the gentle blow of a man's juice bottle and was exposed subsequently to his embarrassment and the assailant's suspension

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:33 pm
by Thrillho
everybody take a look at pyramid head cole
do you even EV train?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:33 pm
by Stardust
Stardust steps down right when his satirical subforum is becoming stale. Gotta respect him for not dragging it out 6+ more months.
Pff, you only wish. I'll be cultivating that thanks farm well after the jokes are hard and dry.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:35 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Stardust steps down right when his satirical subforum is becoming stale. Gotta respect him for not dragging it out 6+ more months.
Pff, you only wish. I'll be cultivating that thanks farm well after the jokes are hard and dry.
Just like you like em

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:37 pm
by Kaitscralt
everybody take a look at pyramid head cole
do you even EV train?
I do. My mon are ev trained. still don't know what IV is all about though

The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:37 pm
by Checkbox
Checkbox can never pass up a chance to remind everyone that he fucks something on a semi-regular basis
8===D

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:38 pm
by Thrillho
everybody take a look at pyramid head cole
do you even EV train?
I do. My mon are ev trained. still don't know what IV is all about though
fucking casual as fuck.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:38 pm
by Checkbox
Fleshlight.
dont own one

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:39 pm
by Thrillho
once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—
while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,
as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—
“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—
only this and macklemore.”

ah, distinctly i remember, in the middle of december;
this repurposed clothing vendor with its off-white tiled floor.
jimmy kimmel’s show tomorrow, vainly i had sought to borrow
from his guests, surcease of sorrow — sorrow for my latest score —
for the glorious designer jeans too wide around my core —
here to lie forever more.

and the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of the faded curtains
thrilled me — filled me with desire to spend as never spent before;
so that now, to cease the clamour, wallet clenched as if a hammer —
"tis some visitor entreating entrance
at this bargain store —
"some late visitor entreating entrance at my bargain store —
"only this and macklemore."

presently as it continued, drawing at my patience’ sinew,
with no answer from the clerk whose cares departed long before,
for the fact is, she was napping, sleeping through this tiresome rapping
though my patience it was sapping from my place upon the floor,
till no longer i could bear it, and i threw open the door —
darkness there, and nothing more.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:39 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Fleshlight.
dont own one
you get owned by one

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:41 pm
by Kaitscralt
everybody take a look at pyramid head cole
do you even EV train?
I do. My mon are ev trained. still don't know what IV is all about though
fucking casual as fuck.
maybe if you taught me a thing or two dad

it's not like there are
endless tutorial vids and articles available to me on the web

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:41 pm
by Kaitscralt
I hate you pyramid dad

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:42 pm
by iamabadman
everybody take a look at pyramid head cole
do you even EV train?
I do. My mon are ev trained. still don't know what IV is all about though


IV's are like another +points to a stat

like a 31 attack means +31 more points towards attack.


@cole the guy getting hit was being a cockhole, an asshole, a douchebag, I.E. typical arrogant magic player behavior

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:43 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Since when was "cockhole" a mainstream insult?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:47 pm
by iamabadman
Since when was "cockhole" a mainstream insult?

always was you assgoblin

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:48 pm
by Kazekirimaru
shut up sperm whale

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:48 pm
by Kaitscralt
kaze also says he liked donnie darko and boondock saints before everybody else

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:50 pm
by Checkbox
Since when was "cockhole" a mainstream insult?

always was you assgoblin
I prefer knobgoblin,the classic action bastard villain

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:52 pm
by Kaitscralt
if you just call someone a goblin it is actually more muchly insulting

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:52 pm
by iamabadman
Since when was "cockhole" a mainstream insult?

always was you assgoblin
I prefer knobgoblin,the classic action bastard villain

you prefer the dog knob you wanker

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:52 pm
by Kazekirimaru
kaze also says he liked donnie darko and boondock saints before everybody else
They Made Me Do It

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:55 pm
by Stardust

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:03 pm
by Thrillho
everybody take a look at pyramid head cole
do you even EV train?
I do. My mon are ev trained. still don't know
what IV is all about though
fucking casual as fuck.
maybe if you taught me a thing or two dad

it's not like there are endless tutorial vids and articles available to me on the web
serious note for a second:
IVs are non-modifiable (after you have the pokemon) base stat enhancers that range from 0-31. you can manipulate a pokemon's IVs by breeding. without items, two parents mate and 3 random IVs between the parents are passed on, while 3 more are randomly generated. in X and Y, one parent holding the Destiny Knot while in the day care will allow 5 IVs between the two parents (so 5 of 12) to be passed on to the child. When breeding, you start with two pokemon with at least 1 perfect IV from the father to pass on to the child that the mother doesn't have, then replace the mother with the child with the new set of perfect IVs and the father with one that has a different perfect IV, and repeat that process until you've taken care of all 5 relevant
IVs (or hold out until that 6th IV is randomly generated as 31).

Additionally, you can manipulate this further by having one of the parents with the nature you want to hold an Everstone which guarantees the baby will have that nature. Power items also cause the representative stat to be passed on 100% (though IIRC this gets overwritten by Knot? or the other 4 IVs are randomly chosen and the Power item IV 100% passes? I'm past the point of needing this when I breed/don't breed for hidden power so it's mostly irrelevant).

Mother's ability has an 80% of passing on to the child. A father breeding with a ditto has a 60% chance of passing. This is relevant if the pokemon you have has a particular ability you want out of two abilities or if you're trying to pass a Hidden Ability from horde or friend safari pokemon.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:05 pm
by Thrillho
friend safari pokemon have at least 2 IVs that are always perfect (and baby pokemon like riolu and mime jr always have at least 3), so breeding in this game is easier than it's ever been and usually you can breed a pokemon whose stats are perfect in a few hours depending on how lucky the RNG is for you.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:06 pm
by Stardust
:sleep:

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:06 pm
by Thrillho
everybody take a look at pyramid head cole
do you even EV train?
I do. My mon are ev trained. still don't know what IV is all about though


IV's are like another +points to a stat

like a 31 attack means +31 more points towards attack.
n

@cole the guy getting hit was being a cockhole, an asshole, a douchebag, I.E. typical arrogant magic player behavior
i like my version of the story way better.