Dies to Removal

That's right, checkmate faggot.

Well...

You like men.

According to the blathering thread, I am actually pretty well-infatuated with a woman.

Although I do enjoy some men too. Can you blame me?

I can blame you until your dying breath, yes.

That's just your aspergification defense!

So we might be as little as 1 quality burn spell away from making my dream a reality

Midrange Red a-go-go!

Magma Jet makes me happier than a redthirst surprise.

Liar

I know

Meh, liking 'aggro' or 'control' seems weird to me. I have to admit what I like in my decks. Consistency and inevitability. Being immune to disruption. That's why I've had shitload of fun playing both UW Venser during Zendikar-SoM and Sledgehammer during INN-RtR.
Oh, and I love being rogue as fuck. Stealing the show with dollar-bin cards gives a lot of satisfaction.
Just like redthirst's cock.
Oh, I guess I liked Red a bit more due to fact that I could finally smoke between games instead of playing terminations every game as I'm supposed to kill someone with friggin Sea Gate Oracle (I miss you so much tho, SGO).

If Magma Jet is true, I guess GruulDW just gets another amazing toy, both being reliable removal and fixing consistency issues. T2 BTE into Magma Jet sounds very, very nice.

That's just your aspergification defense!

Aspergification is perfectly fine as long as its done safely.

Aspbergers is not a legitimate defense.

Aspbergers is not a legitimate defense.

It's been working for the majority of the iridium for years.

I use the term working lightly.

Point taken.

No homo.

No YOLO

Broadcasting again:

http://www.twitch.tv/valdarith

Magma Jet is in the upcoming Heroes vs Monsters duel deck as well. It's starting to look very plausible to me.

That's the card that should have been in MMO!

Got in some good testing tonight. I think I've made some progress with the mono red deck featuring Young Pyromancer. I'll discuss tomorrow.

Look forward to it, ill try to watch the video later.

Looks like MTGS confirmed Magma Jet...

Also I got promoted at work, but that's way less exciting.

Congrats...to Magma Jet for getting reprinted!!!

And yeah gratz on your job or whatever zem.

But seriously, congratulations on the promotion. ^^

Yeah, congrats on the promotion!

...MAGMA JET!

I think my penis exploded.

Something about redthirst's penis.

I'm too tired for a witty joke, but magma jet and stuff.

Kay.

Also I got promoted at work, but that's way less exciting.

You're on fire, man. Congrats.

First you mention a Magma Jet reprint and then we get it 24 hours later. Then you get promoted. C'mon, mention how cool it would be to see Ember Hauler in Theros. It just may happen!

...MAGMA JET!

I think my penis exploded.

It exploded...in a jet of magma.

*sunglasses*

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

MAGMA JET!!!

Footnote: Randomly played merfolk in modern today at the LGS. Wed is Modern and Sealed at the store and I usually just help people build sealed deck and watch limited games(cause dragon maze sealed is awesome) but modern only had 7 people and our store owner told me I should play. Friend gives me his extra merfolk deck with a sideboard of 2 kira, 2 dismember, 1 snapcaster, and 2 surgical extraction(+8 mountains...for value) and I proceed to finish second and double my store credit.

Free Chandra for this guy.

Also, our first standard win a box has a first place prize of FROM THE VAULT 20. Stoked.

I played Metfolk once. I went "Mountain, Grim Lavamancer, go".

He cried a thousand times and died a thousand deaths.

The actual worst thing in the world is the mirror match. Nothing can block, Lord of Atlantis is awkward as hell, and merrow rejeery hoses phantasmal image. Affinity was also pretty horrific.

Oh what, you can't answer my steel overseer and get outraced by this vault skirge plus Ravager/Plating?

Congratulations on the promotion Magma Jet, er, I mean zem.

LP, I've been trying to make Modern Merfolk work in my play group for months now, but to no avail. I really think it's Meta dependent, much like Legacy Burn. One thing I found interesting was using Cosi's Trickster as a replacement for Cursecatcher since he's a bit more aggressive.

What list were you using?

Another thing I learned was that Tidefucker Mage is the business against certain decks, like Jund. He even keeps Lavamancer tapped.

Congrats zem!

Pretty excited about Magma Jet too.

Congratulations on the promotion, z.

The actual worst thing in the world is the mirror match. Nothing can block, Lord of Atlantis is awkward as hell, and merrow rejeery hoses phantasmal image. Affinity was also pretty horrific.

Oh what, you can't answer my steel overseer and get outraced by this vault skirge plus Ravager/Plating?

I run modern affinity t-steel, and there's nothing quite like the look on your opponents face when you drop steel t1.

Does this piece of art really exist?

What's wrong with it?