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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:30 am
by Kazekirimaru
To spam to the point of all posts seeming nonsensical and non-sequitur, that is the true goal of blather.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:32 am
by Manders
Oh, go blather yourself.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:33 am
by Kazekirimaru
Autoblather is frowned upon in my religion.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:34 am
by Kazekirimaru
Spamianity: the believe that in three months our saviour CK will rise to spam once again.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:37 am
by Manders
CK is a tool.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:37 am
by Manders
He's the eyeglass screwdriver of tools, at that.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:38 am
by Manders
He only has one purpose, and isn't good for anything else.

:D

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:39 am
by Mcdonalds
I just assumed he died in a car fire trying to save whats left of his dignity

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:41 am
by Kazekirimaru
Nah, he probably got killed by an Obama drone whilst once again spouting his libertarian views in public earshot.

Or he fell off the rock climbing wall during basic and sprained his neckbeard.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:42 am
by Manders
I just assumed he died in a car fire trying to save whats left of his dignity
Hahahaha oh holy shit.

I haven't read the rest of this thread, but as far as I'm concerned, you just won it!

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:44 am
by Manders
Damn, I don't know. "Sprained his neckbeard" is pretty fucking funny, too.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:44 am
by Manders
Wait, basic.

Did that mother fucker join the military?

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:46 am
by Kazekirimaru
Yep.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:46 am
by Manders
FUCK, STOP THE PRESSES. I'VE MISPLACED MY POT.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:47 am
by Manders
*phew*

Crisis averted. It had fallen on the floor.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:49 am
by Kazekirimaru
Image

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:50 am
by Manders
NOT THAT KIND OF POT. THAT IS NOT A STOP-THE-PRESSES TYPE EMERGENCY!!

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:56 am
by Kazekirimaru
Speak for yourself; don't cheapen the value of my lovely pots, you ponce.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:00 am
by Manders
That is NOT a picture of a pot you own, butthead.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:04 am
by Kazekirimaru
I obviously got my pot's picture professionally done due to my supreme level of commitment to this joke.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:07 am
by Manders
Hahaha

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:48 am
by ( G_R )
CK is the reason I'm banned.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:51 am
by ( G_R )
When Lord Voldemort was busy bullying half of the mod lounge, he sent a pm to a few of us saying that we should stand by our beliefs and speak up in the ML.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:54 am
by ( G_R )
Fast forward a year and I'm kicked out of the staff for "not getting along" with other mods and used as a scapegoat for the whole leaks fiasco. Some weeks later, I'm suddenly banned for "habitual trolling"

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:55 am
by ( G_R )
I blame CK.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:55 am
by ( G_R )
I also blame Internet Satan.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:56 am
by ( G_R )
It's all their doing.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:00 am
by Manders
Who's Lord Voldemort? Ria?

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:02 am
by Manders
I blame Ryan.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:08 am
by Mogadishu Jones
Woo hah!

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:40 pm
by Captain Murphy
Who's Lord Voldemort? Ria?
Yes. It was a nickname I coined on the wasteland because we couldn't discuss him there. He should not be named

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:41 pm
by Captain Murphy
Ria also blamed me for his de-admin because my political weapon PM he sent me about abusing his powers was the nail in the coffin during all the Ria drama

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:43 pm
by Captain Murphy
Fast forward a year and I'm kicked out of the staff for "not getting along" with other mods and used as a scapegoat for the whole leaks fiasco. Some weeks later, I'm suddenly banned for "habitual trolling"
I still proudly fly that habitual trolling quote in my sally sig, you are a true forum patriot GR

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:24 pm
by iamabadman
did he try pissing up the rope?

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:56 pm
by Pendulum
Not in any way related to whatever you guys were talking about:

I'm pretty sure I just accomplished the party equivalent of walking away from an explosion and not looking back while it blows up, bad-ass style.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:09 pm
by iamabadman
Not in any way related to whatever you guys were talking about:

I'm pretty sure I just accomplished the party equivalent of walking away from an explosion and not looking back while it blows up, bad-ass style.

was it at the campground?

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:16 pm
by Pendulum
Nah. Karaoke, for some reason the draft didn't go off at the shop I play at so we went to some dive bar.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:18 pm
by iamabadman
when the camp ground reopens, bring back the stories

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:47 pm
by rezombad
pendy. your sig blows.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:59 pm
by Kaitscralt
finally my 666th thank

Image