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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:30 am

To spam to the point of all posts seeming nonsensical and non-sequitur, that is the true goal of blather.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:32 am

Oh, go blather yourself.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:33 am

Autoblather is frowned upon in my religion.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:34 am

Spamianity: the believe that in three months our saviour CK will rise to spam once again.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:37 am

CK is a tool.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:37 am

He's the eyeglass screwdriver of tools, at that.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:38 am

He only has one purpose, and isn't good for anything else.

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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:39 am

I just assumed he died in a car fire trying to save whats left of his dignity

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:41 am

Nah, he probably got killed by an Obama drone whilst once again spouting his libertarian views in public earshot.

Or he fell off the rock climbing wall during basic and sprained his neckbeard.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:42 am

I just assumed he died in a car fire trying to save whats left of his dignity
Hahahaha oh holy shit.

I haven't read the rest of this thread, but as far as I'm concerned, you just won it!
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:44 am

Damn, I don't know. "Sprained his neckbeard" is pretty fucking funny, too.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:44 am

Wait, basic.

Did that mother fucker join the military?
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:46 am

Yep.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:46 am

FUCK, STOP THE PRESSES. I'VE MISPLACED MY POT.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:47 am

*phew*

Crisis averted. It had fallen on the floor.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:49 am

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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:50 am

NOT THAT KIND OF POT. THAT IS NOT A STOP-THE-PRESSES TYPE EMERGENCY!!
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:56 am

Speak for yourself; don't cheapen the value of my lovely pots, you ponce.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:00 am

That is NOT a picture of a pot you own, butthead.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:04 am

I obviously got my pot's picture professionally done due to my supreme level of commitment to this joke.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:07 am

Hahaha
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Postby ( G_R ) » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:48 am

CK is the reason I'm banned.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:51 am

When Lord Voldemort was busy bullying half of the mod lounge, he sent a pm to a few of us saying that we should stand by our beliefs and speak up in the ML.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:54 am

Fast forward a year and I'm kicked out of the staff for "not getting along" with other mods and used as a scapegoat for the whole leaks fiasco. Some weeks later, I'm suddenly banned for "habitual trolling"
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:55 am

I blame CK.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:55 am

I also blame Internet Satan.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:56 am

It's all their doing.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:00 am

Who's Lord Voldemort? Ria?
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:02 am

I blame Ryan.
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:08 am

Woo hah!

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Postby Captain Murphy » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:40 pm

Who's Lord Voldemort? Ria?
Yes. It was a nickname I coined on the wasteland because we couldn't discuss him there. He should not be named
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby Captain Murphy » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:41 pm

Ria also blamed me for his de-admin because my political weapon PM he sent me about abusing his powers was the nail in the coffin during all the Ria drama
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby Captain Murphy » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:43 pm

Fast forward a year and I'm kicked out of the staff for "not getting along" with other mods and used as a scapegoat for the whole leaks fiasco. Some weeks later, I'm suddenly banned for "habitual trolling"
I still proudly fly that habitual trolling quote in my sally sig, you are a true forum patriot GR
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:24 pm

did he try pissing up the rope?

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Postby Pendulum » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:56 pm

Not in any way related to whatever you guys were talking about:

I'm pretty sure I just accomplished the party equivalent of walking away from an explosion and not looking back while it blows up, bad-ass style.
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:09 pm

Not in any way related to whatever you guys were talking about:

I'm pretty sure I just accomplished the party equivalent of walking away from an explosion and not looking back while it blows up, bad-ass style.

was it at the campground?

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Postby Pendulum » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:16 pm

Nah. Karaoke, for some reason the draft didn't go off at the shop I play at so we went to some dive bar.
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:18 pm

when the camp ground reopens, bring back the stories

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Postby rezombad » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:47 pm

pendy. your sig blows.
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
It should be a privilege to post here

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:59 pm

finally my 666th thank

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