i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

[Kazekirimaru]

To spam to the point of all posts seeming nonsensical and non-sequitur, that is the true goal of blather.

[Manders]

Oh, go blather yourself.

[Kazekirimaru]

Autoblather is frowned upon in my religion.

[Kazekirimaru]

Spamianity: the believe that in three months our saviour CK will rise to spam once again.

[Manders]

CK is a tool.

[Manders]

He's the eyeglass screwdriver of tools, at that.

[Manders]

He only has one purpose, and isn't good for anything else.

[Mcdonalds]

I just assumed he died in a car fire trying to save whats left of his dignity

[Kazekirimaru]

Nah, he probably got killed by an Obama drone whilst once again spouting his libertarian views in public earshot.

Or he fell off the rock climbing wall during basic and sprained his neckbeard.

[Manders]

I just assumed he died in a car fire trying to save whats left of his dignity

Hahahaha oh holy shit.

I haven't read the rest of this thread, but as far as I'm concerned, you just won it!

[Manders]

Damn, I don't know. "Sprained his neckbeard" is pretty fucking funny, too.

[Manders]

Wait, basic.

Did that mother fucker join the military?

[Kazekirimaru]

Yep.

[Manders]

FUCK, STOP THE PRESSES. I'VE MISPLACED MY POT.

[Manders]

*phew*

Crisis averted. It had fallen on the floor.

[Kazekirimaru]

[Manders]

NOT THAT KIND OF POT. THAT IS NOT A STOP-THE-PRESSES TYPE EMERGENCY!!

[Kazekirimaru]

Speak for yourself; don't cheapen the value of my lovely pots, you ponce.

[Manders]

That is NOT a picture of a pot you own, butthead.

[Kazekirimaru]

I obviously got my pot's picture professionally done due to my supreme level of commitment to this joke.

[Manders]

Hahaha

[( G_R )]

CK is the reason I'm banned.

[( G_R )]

When Lord Voldemort was busy bullying half of the mod lounge, he sent a pm to a few of us saying that we should stand by our beliefs and speak up in the ML.

[( G_R )]

Fast forward a year and I'm kicked out of the staff for "not getting along" with other mods and used as a scapegoat for the whole leaks fiasco. Some weeks later, I'm suddenly banned for "habitual trolling"

[( G_R )]

I blame CK.

[( G_R )]

I also blame Internet Satan.

[( G_R )]

It's all their doing.

[Manders]

Who's Lord Voldemort? Ria?

[Manders]

I blame Ryan.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Woo hah!

[Captain Murphy]

Who's Lord Voldemort? Ria?

Yes. It was a nickname I coined on the wasteland because we couldn't discuss him there. He should not be named

[Captain Murphy]

Ria also blamed me for his de-admin because my political weapon PM he sent me about abusing his powers was the nail in the coffin during all the Ria drama

[Captain Murphy]

Fast forward a year and I'm kicked out of the staff for "not getting along" with other mods and used as a scapegoat for the whole leaks fiasco. Some weeks later, I'm suddenly banned for "habitual trolling"

I still proudly fly that habitual trolling quote in my sally sig, you are a true forum patriot GR

[iamabadman]

did he try pissing up the rope?

[Pendulum]

Not in any way related to whatever you guys were talking about:

I'm pretty sure I just accomplished the party equivalent of walking away from an explosion and not looking back while it blows up, bad-ass style.

[iamabadman]

Not in any way related to whatever you guys were talking about:

I'm pretty sure I just accomplished the party equivalent of walking away from an explosion and not looking back while it blows up, bad-ass style.

was it at the campground?

[Pendulum]

Nah. Karaoke, for some reason the draft didn't go off at the shop I play at so we went to some dive bar.

[iamabadman]

when the camp ground reopens, bring back the stories

[rezombad]

pendy. your sig blows.

[Kaitscralt]

finally my 666th thank