i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

[iamabadman]

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

LOL Sc2Destiny fucked with the Twitch plays pokemon

[rezombad]

How so?

[iamabadman]

infos.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

He was trying to get all his followers on twitch to go and vote democracy when near a pokemon center, access the pc, and release as much pokemon as possiable

[iamabadman]

twitch will always have atleast one pokemon though, having a hm move

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Destiny just tried again to mass dumb the box.

he failed

[iamabadman]

waaaaaaaaaaaalking deeeeead

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

[Mcdonalds]

Consult the Helix fossil for guidance children

[Kaitscralt]

lol

[Col. Khaddafi]

I just can't get enough of all that twitch pokemon stuff, its one of the most hilarious and entertaining stuff to come out in years

[Col. Khaddafi]

Consult the Helix fossil for guidance children

He's already reborn man!

[Checkbox]

I think they should go through every game, importing their previous mons along with them

[rezombad]

Nah

[rezombad]

Im pretty sure twitch hates tpp. And when its done are going to do something to prevent it from happening again.

[iamabadman]

no, they gonna do the next gen

[Kaitscralt]

Im pretty sure twitch hates tpp. And when its done are going to do something to prevent it from happening again.

why

[Col. Khaddafi]

I registered in twich just so I could be a part of history, why would they want to stop the hype train?

[iamabadman]

[Kaitscralt]

old twitch banned my IP address, new twitch requires Facebook so I just lurk

[iamabadman]

if anything, twitch hates ps4 playroom because of all the orgies and sex it has on it

[Col. Khaddafi]

I have a dummy facebook account literally with 0 content I made just for this kind of registration shit

[( G_R )]

old twitch banned my IP address, new twitch requires Facebook so I just lurk

Did you maliciously attack old twitch?

[iamabadman]

old twitch banned my IP address, new twitch requires Facebook so I just lurk

Did you maliciously attack old twitch?

who hasnt?

[Pendulum]

Lol, the spam from change.org is always a laugh riot.

My father Jeff Mizanskey has been in prison for 20 years and has no possibility of parole. For non-violent, marijuana-only offenses, my father has been sentenced to die in prison because of a "three strikes" mandatory sentencing policy in the State of Missouri.

Dad's first offense was in 1984 when he sold an ounce to an undercover informant, and then was found to possess a half pound of marijuana when police raided his house the next day. His next offense occurred in 1991, when he was caught in possession of a couple of ounces. But for my father's final strike in 1993, he became an easy fall guy in a conspiracy to distribute marijuana. My dad was driving a friend to a deal that turned out to be a sting operation. All of the other convicted men involved were set free years ago, but my dad was given a virtual death sentence.

My dad is,
and always has been, a good man. He taught my brother and I all about construction and a good work ethic. He has never been violent and he is a model prisoner. And over the 20 years he has been in that little cell, he has watched as violent criminals, rapists, and murderers have "paid their debts" and left - sometimes just to return a few months later.

My father is 61 years old, and has been in prison since he was 41. His parents - my grandparents - have since passed. While my dad has been trapped behind bars, generations of kids and grandkids have been born into our family who have never even met the man. The State of Missouri spends roughly $22,000/year to keep him locked up. Meanwhile all my dad wants to do is be a productive part of society, work and pay taxes, be with his family. And I want my dad back.

Governor Jay Nixon is the only person who has the power to bring my dad home by granting clemency to Jeff and calling 20 years punishment enough. Please help us reach a just and
reasonable end to his prison sentence by signing and sharing this petition.

[Pendulum]

My favorite is the part where he segues flawlessly from "got caught driving to a drug deal that was really a sting operation" into "my dad is a good man." I kind of want to email this guy just to tell him "Hey, I don't know if you're dad is a 'good man' or not, but he's definitely an idiot."

[Col. Khaddafi]

You know, the three strikes policy does have some questionable aspects

[Pendulum]

Like what?

[( G_R )]

You do see this is weed he's doing time about?

[( G_R )]

That stuff that just got legalized in some places?

[( G_R )]

Yet iridium would say: "it was a bannable offense at the time, doesn't matter that it isn't one now"

[rezombad]

Im pretty sure twitch hates tpp. And when its done are going to do something to prevent it from happening again.

why

Too much work.

[Pendulum]

You do see this is weed he's doing time about?

Yeah, it's just weed.. which is why it kind of begs the question why this guy would risk life in prison, and away from his kids/parents/loved ones apparently, to be a driver for a drug deal.

[Kaitscralt]

old twitch banned my IP address, new twitch requires Facebook so I just lurk

Did you maliciously attack old twitch?

I hurt the feelings of many bearded necks

[Kaitscralt]

And many Kappa did I spam

[Col. Khaddafi]

You do see this is weed he's doing time about?

Yeah, it's just weed.. which is why it kind of begs the question why this guy would risk life in prison, and away from his kids/parents/loved ones apparently, to be a driver for a drug deal.

because people are dumb all the time? basically he got life sentence because he's stupid.

I'm not wanting to start a debate on the merits of the three strikes law (I think it should not be applied for minor crimes like weed and shit), all I want to mention is this petition may have its merits in the eyes of some people (among them myself)
so I think rightaway filing it under spam might be a tad extreme.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Like, I've done one or two dumb things in my life. I just never got caught.

Not drug related, and mostly inconsequential, though actionable. but still my point stands. Boys will be boys, etc...

[Kaitscralt]

you killed a man in nine different countries

[( G_R )]

Poor man.