Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:31 pm
Moan
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Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:36 pm
I have a very bad headache and didn't even do anything to deserve it
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:37 pm
You know what you did.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:37 pm
I did make some killer lobster and a salad and served some baguette and cheese last night tho
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:37 pm
Make dinner work out pick up around the apartment a little and then package some cards for mailing?You know what you did.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:38 pm
Jerk off?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:38 pm
Send text messages?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:38 pm
Watch always sunny in Philadelphia ?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:39 pm
Pick up my badge for NYCC?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:40 pm
Be disappointed by the available content on twitch last night?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:42 pm
Be surprised that Chandra's Phoenix is so expensive?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:43 pm
You have to help me here madding
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:43 pm
SPAM 100% certified to cure headache
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:43 pm
almost made buying the intro pack worth itBe surprised that Chandra's Phoenix is so expensive?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:45 pm
Just wait till Monday. When you haven't had your girlfriend's fist+hairbrush up your ass for a few days you'll be looking for other people to shove household objects up your rectumI hear what you are saying, but I give you guys a very warped view of my relationship. we didn't actually spend 4 straight days just having sex, I visited her at school while I had two days off from my school and yes we had lots of sex and participated in plenty of various sex acts but wecheckbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.
also did other things like not have sex.
and the open relationship thing is more or less whatever at this point, I'm pretty over it
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:45 pm
suggestion: a jarJust wait till Monday. When you haven't had your girlfriend's fist+hairbrush up your ass for a few days you'll be looking for other people to shove household objects up your rectumI hear what you are saying, but I give you guys a very warped view of my relationship. we didn't actually spend 4 straight days justcheckbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.
having sex, I visited her at school while I had two days off from my school and yes we had lots of sex and participated in plenty of various sex acts but we also did other things like not have sex.
and the open relationship thing is more or less whatever at this point, I'm pretty over it
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:55 pm
I'm not banned in the beta. 
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:57 pm
REVERSE BACKWARD SPANISH MORSE CODe
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:04 pm
You talked shit about Stormy B
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:05 pm
Atomic ban. No more sign ups for the beta.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:15 pm
My actual gimmick is still going strong, though.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:20 pm
Long live Mike Caza!
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:36 pm
You have way too much time on your hands to be doing that morse code shit, G_R
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:44 pm
I call it "Control + H"You have way too much time on your hands to be doing that morse code shit, G_R
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:46 pm
Well, "Control + R" if your Win OS is in Spanish.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:51 pm
Your petition needs more supporters.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:53 pm
I love how that link doesn't work in GR
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:53 pm
Just wait till Monday. When you haven't had your girlfriend's fist+hairbrush up your ass for a few days you'll be looking for other people to shove household objects up your rectumI hear what you are saying, but I give you guys a very warped view of my relationship. we didn't actually spend 4 straight days justcheckbox, imma give you some straight talk: it sounds like your gf is really just a prop to you. from the "yea, I banged her for 4 days" post to trying to convince her that she actually wants an open relationship when really only you do, you might consider viewing her with a bit more respect.
having sex, I visited her at school while I had two days off from my school and yes we had lots of sex and participated in plenty of various sex acts but we also did other things like not have sex.
and the open relationship thing is more or less whatever at this point, I'm pretty over it
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:53 pm
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:55 pm
what did you search to find that picture
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:56 pm
"gourd"
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:57 pm
Yanni suggested a jar but this alternative is organic plus checkbox can always eat it to dispose of the evidence.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:58 pm
I searched that and didn't find such a picture.
I did, however, see a picture of a tribal male with a gourd shoved on his penis.
So
hm
I did, however, see a picture of a tribal male with a gourd shoved on his penis.
So
hm
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:58 pm
it won't be the same without the bristle rimjob
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:58 pm
sounds appetitizingYanni suggested a jar but this alternative is organic plus checkbox can always eat it to dispose of the evidence.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:58 pm
One time I had a thought that maybe we are all terrible people and deserved what we got on Ugly Sally but then that feeling passed and never returned.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:59 pm
Did you fap?
Sorry, wrong question. How many times?
Sorry, wrong question. How many times?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:59 pm
Advocating gourd penetration has me wondering...One time I had a thought that maybe we are all terrible people and deserved what we got on Ugly Sally but then that feeling passed and never returned.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:00 pm
at least you didn't suggest a glass jar
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:02 pm
Doctor: "What the hell happened to this man?"
Nurse: "He got a ruptured rectum after he was gourd."
Doctor: "Gored? There are no rhinos in America."
(Looks behind curtain)
Doctor: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
Nurse: "He got a ruptured rectum after he was gourd."
Doctor: "Gored? There are no rhinos in America."
(Looks behind curtain)
Doctor: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"