Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[rezombad]

I actually lol'd at this:

Affleck gonna be like "It's the Jokah! Or the Riddlah! Rahbin! Call Commissionah Gahden!"

[Pendulum]

I'm trying to figure out how to work "how 'bout them apples" in, but it's not comin'.

[rezombad]

The backseat of a Volkswagen?

[Pendulum]

...Yeah, um, I actually avoid Affleck movies, so you're not going to get much of a quote string here. Sorry man.

[Second Harkius]

...Yeah, um, I actually avoid Affleck movies, so you're not going to get much of a quote string here. Sorry man.

You strike me an indie movie fan

[Second Harkius]

Big budget films just lack that "organic" feel that makes the movies of Jean Renoir, Wim Wenders, and Michelangelo Antonioni so appealing.

[Pendulum]

...Yeah, um, I actually avoid Affleck movies, so you're not going to get much of a quote string here. Sorry man.

You strike me an indie movie fan

Generally I have very eclectic tastes in about any form of entertainment.

[rezombad]

>complains about hipster shit
>talks about their eclectic tastes

[Second Harkius]

>complains about hipster shit
>talks about their eclectic tastes

THAT'S WHAT HE DOES!

[Second Harkius]

Like when he said that he wants to think of us as more than scumbags only to later say that there's nothing wrong with being a scumbag.

[Second Harkius]

To his credit, his name is Pendulum, not Mr. Consistent or The Unequivocator.

[rezombad]

I thought it was cock king?

[rezombad]

see what i did there?

[Second Harkius]

I thought it was cock king?

He doesn't go by that anymore.

[Second Harkius]

CK was actually a Kijin gimmick that later was renamed Pendulum for drama-posting purposes. It might have one evolution left when it becomes Victreebel.

[Pendulum]

Meh, you're reading it wrong. It ain't hipster if I'm admitting I like garbage.

[Second Harkius]

CK was actually a Kijin gimmick that later was renamed Pendulum for drama-posting purposes. It might have one evolution left when it becomes Victreebel.

Pendulum is still a vital part of the DTR ecosystem though.

[Pendulum]

I keep an accurate record of the time as long as I'm wound up every once in a while.

[Kaitscralt]

hey pendulum

[Kaitscralt]

ya ain't shit

[Second Harkius]

CK was actually a Kijin gimmick that later was renamed Pendulum for drama-posting purposes. It might have one evolution left when it becomes Victreebel.

Pendulum is still a vital part of the DTR ecosystem though.

He's one of the creatures that thrives out in the open, unlike the Kaitscralt, which can only be found by turning over rotting logs or tree trunks.

[Pendulum]

ya ain't shit

What a bizarre compliment. Thanks, Scralty.

[Pendulum]

Mine is a powerful mastery of delusion.

[Kaitscralt]

I'm just a skink

[Pendulum]

I grow quick but unstable on such a nitrous bank. Perhaps when I am gone and my insides have rotted out, I will affectionately be known for the hidden area inside of myself, where two lovebirds can get away from the prying eyes of social norms.

[iamabadman]

im a black bear.

[Slammu]

I'm coming for your tryhardware, Checkbox.

[DroppinSuga]

what in the glorious fuck

[Col. Khaddafi]

Hey man

[DroppinSuga]

Hey man

[Kaitscralt]

Suga why did you fuck Kaze's wife

[DroppinSuga]

It wasn't me. - Shaggy

[rezombad]

Suga... We caught you red handed.

[DroppinSuga]

It wasn't me.

[rezombad]

We seen the marks on your shoulder

[DroppinSuga]

It wasn't me.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Jesus Kait you're such a douche

[DroppinSuga]

It was a pretty shitty comment.

[Col. Khaddafi]

lol this brought me back memories

Originally posted by Kaitscralt on MTGS

I'm twenty, and she's nineteen, and this guy is like 40. There is no reason to lie about something so trivial as critiquing a story. I'm a fucking basketcase right now, you have to have read the emails I did to understand that something isn't right.

Originally posted by god child on MTGS

lol

pee in her butt

[rezombad]

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