The thread for breaking the ice

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The thread for breaking the ice

Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:48 pm

Welcome to our MTG Community!

If you don't want to make a thread for yourself, you can introduce yourself here.

Hi.

I'm ( G_R ), also known as GR and Gaea's Regent. I'm from Guatemala and I play Magic strictly casually and mostly in MTGO. I actually haven't played in a while, since I've been having lots of fun with internet drama moderating and admining forums and most of my MTGO budget is now spent buying online comic books from Marvel and PC video games from Steam.

I'm GaeasRegent in MODO, if you ever see me, and you will likely be facing a deck that sports Tolarian Academy.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Glimyrpost » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:04 pm

Can't tell if general introductory thread or if specifically for you.

In any case, haider.

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Postby Yannaria » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:13 pm

I'm Yanni.

You can call me Yanni... I play Modern and Commander for the most part. I prefer to play control and midrange decks, rarely will I play straight aggro.

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Postby imopen2 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:36 pm

i'm imopen2, formally protourlakemichigan, formally imopen2.

currently i moderate the limited forum on this fancy website since that's basically all i play anymore. i'm unemployed atm, which has pushed my children's card-game time to near lapdog levels
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Postby ( G_G ) » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:57 pm

Also not sure if this is for GR or for everyone but Hello! I'm Goblin_Grenade or GG and I live in Hawaii. Went through a life changing experience about 6 months ago so haven't had the time to play paper MtG but I still collect. I don't play online Magic as I can't support two addicting habit (paper and online). To get my fix I'm been playing DotP 2012 on ipad, it's not the same but it still gives me a MtG fix, my user name on DotP is gnasape. Looking forward to the new forum. I'm usually just lurking but willing to contribute for the greater good.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:58 pm

Well, anyone can make their own thread! :teach:

But I don't mind having others introduce themselves ITT
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby iamabadman » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:19 pm

iamabadman, super awesome dude who gets bitches daily. dont be mad yo girl likes me better then you.

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Postby Blackhound » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:46 pm

Hello. I am a banned member of that other website were doing things such as "thanking posts" or promoting kinder eggs in America is considerd a crime and you will be infracted.

amusingly my gimmick (which I have not posted on yet) is still not yet banned a full 2 months later.

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:47 pm

Excellent idea!

Hello everyone, I am Col. Khaddafi!

First of all, don't believe all that propaganda from those infidels, I am alive and kicking, yet decided to give away the mantle of my pan-African leadership. These days I only wish to live a peaceful and enjoyable life hanging around on the internet.

To keep this introduction short, suffice to say that I am a very notorious Internet Scumbag. When I am not actively plotting and scheming Malicious Attacks on Websites(TM), you might find me hanging around these forums (since I'm understandably banned elsewhere). IRL speaking I do very cool things for a living, since I am a so-called rocket scientist working in space hypersonics. Long story short, I manage a research laboratory with an iron grip and I force unsuspecting people to work hard in order to further my goals.

Last but not least, It won't come to you guys as a surprise to find out that I collect [card:
2h916io7]Hypersonic Dragon[/card]'s. Send me yours with a nice autograph if you wish and I'll promise to test them in my facility in order to find out if they can survive the harsh conditions of a Mach 30 flight. ;-)
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Checkbox » Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:08 am

Hey guys, how much does a Polar Bear weigh?
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Postby Checkbox » Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:13 am

Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm checkbox.

I'm a college student and a magic player (surprise, surprise, I know.)
I used be called xXdarthmrmaul42069Xx, but I wised up and got a real screen name thanks to a few friends. I am a cube enthusiast, I play Legacy (Enchantress FTW!), Commander (Sliver Overlord and Soraya, the Falconer and some others), and lots and lots of casual (30-ish 60-card decks with various themes). I love discussing any and all of these things, as well as some other interests of mine, which include American Football, VS System, and metal music.

Also, I collect Giant Growths. I want them all, so gimme!
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Postby Guardman » Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:55 am

Hi I'm Guardman.

I used to play a lot of Magic, but then I got addicted Mafia and League of Legends, and those addictions were a lot cheaper then Magic, so yeah... I don't play too much Magic anymore. :(

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Postby sqruee » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:56 am

Hey there, I'm Sqruee

I'm from the Bay Area of California and I work in the banking industry despite hating it with a passion. I've played Magic off and on since high school around the Revised/Dark era, and returned around Time Spiral block. I play mostly commander online these days under the name ..... wait for it ..... Sqruee.

When not working or playing Magic I dabble in Star Wars: The Old Republic and enjoy lurking the humor subsections of forums dedicated to the discussion of magical cards.

I collect Psychic Surgery.
How do I post on forums?
Forums are life
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Malicious attacks on websites!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!~
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:37 am

Im Mogadishu Jones, though you might know me from MTGS as ExpiredRascals. Im a magic enthusiast, playing all formats but with a special eye toward legacy. My favorite expansion is Torment and oh how I miss the days when mbc ruled and crackin a nantuko shade fresh out the pack was akin to sex (I imagine). These days I work as a freelance sandwich artist and casually post on forums such as this.

Hope to see you around! :)

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Postby Manders » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:05 pm

Last but not least, It won't come to you guys as a surprise to find out that I collect Hypersonic Dragon's. Send me yours with a nice autograph if you wish and I'll promise to test them in my facility in order to find out if they can survive the harsh conditions of a Mach 30 flight. ;-)
It is now my lifelong goal to find one of these and send it to you!


Hi, guys. I'm Manders. Pretty sure I'm the only female on this site? Unless someone's hiding a lack of a crucial body part...:p

Anyhoo, I play Mafia more than anything. I do play Magic on
Cockatrice. I have Casual decks, EDH decks, and Pauper decks.
Don't hate me 'cause I'm cuter than you are! - :mh:

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:50 am

The name Madding is dead due to lethal doses of internet radiation from prolonged open web contact with MTGS, but you can call me Madding
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Postby Captain Murphy » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:42 am

Hey everyone I'm Captain Murphy, my old self was pinkfloyd and my name is Cian.
I live in Australia, its pretty cool except Ria lives here too. Oh and I don't play magic.
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
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Postby teefo » Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:36 am

i am teefo

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Postby Manasjap » Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:58 pm

Manasjap here

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Postby Glimyrpost » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:38 pm

Glimyrpost here.
I play MTG, hopefully mafia soon.
I like combo.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:54 am

Glimyrpost here.
I play MTG, hopefully mafia soon.
I like combo.
your custom title here should be 'the worst poster on mtgs'
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Glimyrpost » Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:59 am


your custom title here should be 'the worst poster on mtgs'
And this...folks...is how we create community.

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Postby imopen2 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:51 am

yea......................................................awkward
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
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TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby iamabadman » Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:13 am

Glimyrpost here.
I play MTG, hopefully mafia soon.
I like combo.
your custom title here should be 'the worst poster on mtgs'

no, thats bitsy.



im the worse poster here

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Postby Second Harkius » Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:38 am

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Postby Checkbox » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:57 pm


your custom title here should be 'the worst poster on mtgs'
And this...folks...is how we create community.
No... that's how we create...

an MTG Community!!! HAHAHAHAHA

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:17 pm

I'll be here all week.
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Postby jonnyjonski » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:18 pm

Hi...I'm jonnyjonski....real name Jon...inventive I know. I'm the oldest fuck on this site and still play Magic like a neckbearded man-child. I've grown fond of all these retarded fuckers from the days of guttermania and now think of them as my fucked up children. I work at a shit plant managing the construction of it getting larger to handle more shit. When this one is done I'll move to a bigger shit plant on the other side of town.

I call Baltimore home and enjoy delicious beers and seafood.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:40 pm

Don't touch me there dad
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby jonnyjonski » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:28 pm

It's for you're own good. Just know that this hurts me more than it hurts you. I'll use talc if you need me too.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:32 am

my name is not cole, nice to meet you everyone
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:27 pm

I am the Internet Professional known as Thrillho. Because my former handle was only alive as a vestige of a site I am now banned on, I'm going to leave that guy buried because fuck that guy.
I live in NYC and have no idea how one plays MTG in NYC. I drink a lot and write news that helps inform what your doctors do to you. Additionally, I take pretty pictures as a hobby and at some misguided attempt at e-fame. Also my name is Cole, not to be confused with Madding whose name is not Cole.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:59 pm

change the name of this thread I keep thinking it is tbgte
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:25 pm

Changed.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:47 pm

Hey thanks
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Absolutionis » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:15 am

Hello, I am Absolutionis.
If you remember me, then you're old.
Anyone I honestly cared about has migrated here, so here I am to simply reserve the username.
Maybe I'll find a game of Mafia sometime.

I read up on all the accursed shenanigans that occurred over on MTGNews.

-Harkius

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:18 am

Im old :|

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:43 pm

I'm old
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby jonnyjonski » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:52 pm

old I am
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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:42 pm

Indeed
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets


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