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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:26 am

He could ass rape you and shoot you in the back of the head?
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:29 am

I am not clicking that link

:stubborn:
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:34 am

It is hard to internet on my phone.

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Postby Alex » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:37 am

2 Doomblade
3 Duress
2 Gainsay
3 Pack Rat
1 Pithing Needle

Then I'm not sure. That's a good broad start.
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Postby Alex » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:37 am

He's my pet card. I guess he's better than your average pet card though.

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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:47 am

Yeah, no.
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Postby DarthStabber » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:10 am

Cum on down to One-Eyed Willy's, where men are men, and so are the women.

Thursday is "lady's" night. Dresses, skirts, and kilts get half priced drinks after 7, regardless of other sex/gender cues.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.

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Postby Yarpus » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:10 am

Yarpus - he'd be a drunk Polish guy in freedom's resistance army. Like, hes drunk and making dirty jokes on the way to the battle, but then disappears while the action goes on. Suddenly, but only when the bad guy is defeated. he shows up armed to the teeth and ready for war. And then everyone laughs and says, "Silly yarpus!"
wat.
I mean, I'd totally go for the throat against some motherfuckers with claws.
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Postby NerdBoyWonder » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:32 am

I don't know what I read on the last few pages but its awesome
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Postby RedNihilist » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:38 am

He could ass rape you and shoot you in the back of the head?
Not necessarily in that order, either.
You could also shoot him then rape the back of his head.

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Postby Self Medicated » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:40 am

Nihilist, check out the vids I linked in the Mono B Devotion thread.

And I'm off to refuel with hooch.
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Postby RedNihilist » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:49 am

I'll do so as soon as I get back home.
That probably won't happen before 15-16 hours from now though :|

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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:23 am

Man, I'm really glad you guys liked what I wrote. Seriously, it feels good.
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Postby NerdBoyWonder » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:36 am

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Mogis, God of Rock now has a band to back him up. Mogis & the Fanatics.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:39 pm

Lmfao
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Postby Jack » Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:44 pm

That's perfect.
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Postby Sasky » Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:05 pm

That's... so... beautiful.... :cry:
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Postby windstrider » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:11 pm

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around being the protagonist in khaos's story idea.
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Postby redthirst » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:31 pm

"Who's that man in the corner?"

"'Him?.... I don't rightly know. He is one of the wandering folk — Rangers we call them. He was in and out pretty often last spring; but I haven't seen him about lately. What his right name is I've never heard: but he's known round here as strider... windstrider..."
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby windstrider » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:26 pm

Better practice my archery skills then.
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Postby redthirst » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:34 pm

"Behold, Anduril, the Flame of the West. Forged from the Shards of Narsil."
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby rcwraspy » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:41 pm

yo Redthirst. Mafia just won DTR Mafia. I was you - Mafia Godfather.
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Postby TubeHunter » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:44 pm

Mostly cause your role was busted as fuck
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Postby rcwraspy » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:47 pm

Mostly cause your role was busted as fuck
Yeah the game needed either a tweak to my role or more/different kill abilities from town to be completely balanced.

I didn't say mafia won because of great play, just that we won.
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Postby Nuwen » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:54 pm

such beauty

such grace

I cried laughing just a little bit.
So high, so low, so many things to know.

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:57 pm

much storytelling

such characters

wow

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Postby redthirst » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:04 pm

yo Redthirst. Mafia just won DTR Mafia. I was you - Mafia Godfather.
Consider this a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby RaidaTheBlade » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:06 pm

I just got home from a few day roadtrip, and read through what I missed.
I laughed so hard that my throat actually hurts like fuck.

I lost it at the william dafoe shit :rofl:

I also love my character, it was great! I also imagine that when I went monstrous, I became a giant narwhal, and only almost killed everybody because I sorta landed on them.


Also, now that I think about it, I might wanna update my avatar and sig to consolidate the narwhal imagery...
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I, for one, would like to welcome our new firebreathing narwhal overlords.

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Postby rcwraspy » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:10 pm

At work and just read Khaos's movie plot. I can usually hold in laughter, but people are asking what's so funny. I have no idea what to tell them. This online clan that I'm in that got formed from a group of Magic players who moved from one website to another because we got kicked out for being too abrasively objective now has a plot for a movie starring specific members of the clan.

And it's all fucking brilliant.
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Postby windstrider » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:15 pm

Raida — here ya go.
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Postby RaidaTheBlade » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:25 pm

That's funny, but I've got something I'm working on...

Anybody know where I can find that one FoS logo with the big fireball for the O?
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I, for one, would like to welcome our new firebreathing narwhal overlords.

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Postby Link » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:28 pm

whats wrong with JMA. Aetherling a better sb win con? JMA +1 is underrated imo >.>

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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:56 pm

Windstrider - I couldn't write myself as the main character. I concluded that I'm too extreme at times for people to really relate to, especially in a hero type quest. For some reason, you popped in my head and it felt right.
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Postby Helios » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:57 pm

Khaos your avatar has changed and it is upsetting.

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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:04 pm

Should I change it back? I did feel weird changing it.
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:09 pm

I am pleased by the change, but it is a little small :jam:

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Postby TubeHunter » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:13 pm

sometimes you just got make a change.
I had to let Ah Yeah guy go, and make way for rainbow skull
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:14 pm

It's a little small. Lol
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:17 pm

And guys, it's really making my day today that so many people enjoyed reading that. I think after SCG Orlando, I'm going to really try to flesh this thing out and see where it goes. It's still pretty fresh on my mind.

I can only imagine what it'll be like to write the lotion pit fight scene with redthirst shooting guns everywhere.
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Postby redthirst » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:36 pm

I can only imagine what it'll be like to write the lotion pit fight scene with redthirst shooting guns everywhere.
Walk in, gut shot Helios, get info, head shot Helios.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...


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