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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:59 am

Corruption.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:59 am

Tube is now lying to us. The corruption has got to him.
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Postby Jack » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:04 am

http://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/8603
AWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:05 am

was on mtg goldfish, looking at the modern meta, when I saw a tab that just said "R". the 3 cards listed under it were: Spellskite, Kargan Dragonlord, and Chandra's phonix...

I was thinking "no fucking way"

Guess what?
100% 4 Chandra's Phoenix 7.00
100% 4 Figure of Destiny 3.00
100% 4 Spellskite 31.88
100% 4 Kargan Dragonlord 5.32
100% 3 Grim Lavamancer 4.53
100% 2 Rakka Mar 0.14
Spells
100% 4 Lightning Bolt 0.32
100% 4 Flame Javelin 0.12
100% 3 Blood Moon 18.48
100% 2 Chandra Pyromaster 30.48
100% 2 Sword of Feast and Famine 14.40
100% 1 Sword of Fire and Ice 4.20
Land
100% 15 Mountain 0.30
100% 4 Arid Mesa 37.12
100% 4 Scalding Tarn 63.08
Sideboard
100% 4 Shattering
Blow 0.08
100% 3 Relic of Progenitus 0.24
100% 3 Torpor Orb 7.77
100% 3 Vexing Shusher 5.85
100% 2 Pithing Needle 1.34
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I make up the entirety of the Modern meta. This is too much power to handle...
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Postby Jack » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:10 am

About 1/200 of it, at least.
What's great about this is that people will see a picture of Spellskite, see the deck name as "R" (gotta get on changing that, btw), thing "wtf is this?" and LOOK AT IT!
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:12 am

Haha, metagame warping Spellskite tech :sherlock:
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Postby Jack » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:13 am

...and half as popular as blue tron, r/g aggro, g/w h8bears, and scapeshift. Nice going, Ham!
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Postby Jack » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:30 am

I already play red decks and have unthinking red spirit! Please let me know since this is where I belong I know it.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:37 am

Nowhere to go but up, ScrumpBro!
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Postby Self Medicated » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:39 am

What do I need to do for fulltime membership?
Well, it involves Redthirst's penis, and a very uncomfortable place.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:40 am

Nowhere to go but up the pooper, ScrumpBro!
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:41 am

Giggidy
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Postby photodyer » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:57 am

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The Pooh mashup is available as a toddler shirt...too damn cute!
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Postby windstrider » Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:43 am

I love both of those shirts, photo.
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Postby Jack » Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:44 am

THE FUCK DID KAZE GET INTO THE WATCHDOG FORUM?!?
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Postby Jack » Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:47 am

Oh, and he actually posted content. Not the funny kind, though :(
Just looks like a coded message with a key.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:08 am

You're sharp.

Too sharp.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:09 am

Perhaps you could do with a little less freedom.
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:30 am

Scrumper here! FOS taking over modern meta is exciting news! Perhaps I should switch to modern tournaments to improve my rating?
Play more limited. Limited makes you a better player faster than constructed. The better you are the faster your ratings improve.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:33 am

Scrumper here! FOS taking over modern meta is exciting news! Perhaps I should switch to modern tournaments to improve my rating?
Play more limited. Limited makes you a better player faster than constructed. The better you are the faster your ratings improve.
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Postby Link » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:50 am

haven't been around much, fuckin soul-suckin MMOs...
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Postby photodyer » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:10 am

haven't been around much, fuckin soul-suckin MMOs...
I avoid them like the plague...if I ever get started the world will crumble around me as I jack in for just one more level... <shudder>.

A man's got to know his limitations...
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Postby InflatablePie » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:15 am

Fate did you start playing WoW because I swear to god
If you don't know how to lie, then how do you know if you're being lied to?

The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun.
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Postby photodyer » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:20 am

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:26 am

Which MMO, Fate?

Something you can smash in, I presume.
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Postby photodyer » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:40 am

Okay...I'm spoilering this one as it may not be appreciated popping up on office computers...courtesy of a rather lecherous lady:
Star Wars debauchery--R2 dreams...
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:35 am

Okay...I'm spoilering this one as it may not be appreciated popping up on office computers...courtesy of a rather lecherous lady:
Star Wars debauchery--R2 dreams...
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I'll be in my bunk.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:37 am

was on mtg goldfish, looking at the modern meta, when I saw a tab that just said "R". the 3 cards listed under it were: Spellskite, Kargan Dragonlord, and Chandra's phonix...

I was thinking "no fucking way"

Guess what?
100% 4 Chandra's Phoenix 7.00
100% 4 Figure of Destiny 3.00
100% 4 Spellskite 31.88
100% 4 Kargan Dragonlord 5.32
100% 3 Grim Lavamancer 4.53
100% 2 Rakka Mar 0.14
Spells
100% 4 Lightning Bolt 0.32
100% 4 Flame Javelin 0.12
100% 3 Blood Moon 18.48
100% 2 Chandra Pyromaster 30.48
100% 2 Sword of Feast and Famine 14.40
100% 1 Sword of Fire and Ice 4.20
Land
100% 15 Mountain 0.30
100% 4 Arid Mesa 37.12
100% 4 Scalding Tarn 63.08
Sideboard
100% 4
Shattering Blow 0.08
100% 3 Relic of Progenitus 0.24
100% 3 Torpor Orb 7.77
100% 3 Vexing Shusher 5.85
100% 2 Pithing Needle 1.34
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Modern Event #6322080 on 2013-11-16

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Why Shattering Blow over Smash to Smithereens?
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Postby F.I.A » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:45 am

@photodyer: You drew all those? They are sure great!

@Johnny_Spike: I suppose for painful artifacts like Wurmcoil Engine?
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:48 am

@photodyer: You drew all those? They are sure great!

@Johnny_Spike: I suppose for painful artifacts like Wurmcoil Engine?
Guess that makes sense. I don't play modern really, so I didn't think of that.
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Postby redthirst » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:19 pm

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It's looks like they want to play Paper, Rock, Scissors so bad...
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...
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Postby windstrider » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:07 pm

One more day of end of semester paperwork, and I'm out of school until December. Of course, I'm also unemployed until December starts. I so very love being a contract employee.
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Postby RaidaTheBlade » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:07 pm

So, I just noticed that Kaze had posted in the Watchdog forum, and that Stardust had replied...

After taking the few seconds to decipher it, I am laughing my ass off so hard, oh my god...

Stardust, you are amazing...
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I, for one, would like to welcome our new firebreathing narwhal overlords.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:14 pm

Caesar cipher too stronk
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Postby RaidaTheBlade » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:26 pm

I love a good Caesar Cipher. It's a classic :P
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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:54 pm

I'm far too lazy to decipher it.
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Postby redthirst » Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:33 pm

TH so mean to me.

:frown:
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...
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Postby windstrider » Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:08 pm

Try this to decipher it
http://www.braingle.com/brainteasers/codes/caesar.php
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:09 pm

Reported for being a lazy-enabler.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:10 pm

Obviously I'll need to go deeper next time.

Time to break out the Vigenère square.
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