Uberteam Blather Force 5

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:50 am

I can say this because I'm an eagles fan

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:53 am

Remember when the Eagles won a Super Bowl?

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:06 am

That happened the last time MTGS mods made a just and fair decision regarding anything.

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:14 am

back in the day

Slammu · Postby **Slammu** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:21 am

I like how my whole fantasy team got injured today. It's awesome.

... I think that we have the same fantasy team.

Slammu · Postby **Slammu** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:25 am

Mafia is at Twilight.

Blather more.

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:07 am

well the vikings had everything go their way and still managed to lose to Chicago...we'll be lucky to go 8-8 this year

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:08 am

i hope we go 1-15 and get a good fucking QB for once who isn't 36+ years old

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:12 am

anyone else remember our great qb's of the past 2 decades? randall cunningham? jeff george? brad johnson? gus frerotte? brett favre? :crushingballofpeanuts.gif/html:

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:19 am

are the 49'ers really going to do this to me

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:22 am

yeah, im up against seattle defense and AJ Green and currently in the lead by an entire fantasy point. And my dumbass didn't start Vick

Neo Metal Sonic · Postby **Neo Metal Sonic** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:09 am

what shit this bunch of retards are talking about.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:20 am

go play a vidya game ya dweeb

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:28 am

i never pegged madding for a sports fan

too many people, too much noise, too much sunlight on the field, too many bright colors

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:32 am

He watches from home

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:37 am

FOOTBAAAALLLL

Corruption Watch · Postby **Corruption Watch** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:51 am

CORRUUUUUUUPTION

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:28 am

I've actually had the misfortune of going to 3 Giants games, the stadium sucks but I've never seen them lose which is a fun streak to have.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:28 pm

Giants play in nj lol

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:37 pm

Yeah, I used to like football, then I took a loss of Denny Green to the knee.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:48 pm

This morning, while I still had sleep brain, I ran into a spider spinning a new web. It's been cold as fuck in the mornings lately, so I didn't feel the web, couldn't see the web, and so I could only draw the conclusion that this spider had learned to fly.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:49 pm

So if Spiderman bites a spider, what happens?

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:50 pm

The spider dies.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:02 pm

If spiderman comes in maryjane what happens.

She dies of cancer.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:03 pm

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday?
Cancer.

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:04 pm

Can, sir.

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:05 pm

There's a joke to be set up there. Enjoy your punch line.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:07 pm

Knock knock.
Yeah come on in.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:09 pm

Oh jeez, the internet is a hideous place to visit after a Google search for anti-jokes.
What do you get when a four year old runs with scissors and stabs themselves in the stomach?

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:12 pm

Your momma's so stupid she believes in God. God isn't real. When you die nothing happens, you're just dead.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:17 pm

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and savior?

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:25 pm

Clownfish came here and graced us with awesome icon gifs, so I had to add them

Awesome

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:31 pm

I am going to go ahead and disregard all the handegg-related posts.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:34 pm

What's worse than rearranging Helen Keller's furniture?
The holocaust.

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:39 pm

So if Spiderman bites a spider, what happens?

The spider mutates into a being with mysterious man-powers, like complaining about foreign arachnids and shamelessly defrauding billions of other spiders.

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:40 pm

What's worse than rearranging Helen Keller's furniture?
The holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust?
Jews

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:44 pm

Whoops I edited my post, you caught me

This isn't the biggest gutter thread I'm entitled to my 8th amendment rights

Clownfish · Postby **Clownfish** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:45 pm

A man walks in to a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:50 pm

What's worse than rearranging Helen Keller's furniture?
The holocaust.
What's worse than the Holocaust?
Jews

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream and smell like burning hair when you put it in an oven.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:52 pm

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of stuff, I don't find child mortality a very humorous subject.

Dies to Removal

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