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by Dane
Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:40 am
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: [DGM] Spoilers 4/9/13
Replies: 59
Views: 11712

Some interesting cards. I wonder if there is a combo you can build around Master of Cruelties? I actually got thinking about him. I did a quick search...the only cards currently in Standard that have at least four power and first strike or double strike...thus, the only cards that can trade with hi...
by Dane
Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:33 am
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: [DGM] Spoilers 4/9/13
Replies: 59
Views: 11712

I'd play Master of Cruelties in draft...dunno about Constructed yet.
by Dane
Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:26 am
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: [DGM] Spoilers 4/9/13
Replies: 59
Views: 11712

Blah....that Orzhov card must have been resized on the page I saved it on. Gotta fix that.
by Dane
Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:18 am
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: [DGM] Spoilers 4/9/13
Replies: 59
Views: 11712

If this is all we're getting tonight...I am disappoint. I keep refreshing wizards.com, and I'm not getting anything new. Guess I'll have to check reddit to see if any other sources have come through.
by Dane
Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:09 am
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: [DGM] Spoilers 4/9/13
Replies: 59
Views: 11712

[DGM] Spoilers 4/9/13

I'll update them as I can...as of right now, here's what we're looking at: Advent of the Wurm 1GGW Instant Put a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample onto the battlefield. http://imageshack.us/a/img844/7039/0g0viseo9een.jpg Vorel of the Hull Clade 1GU Legendary Creature - Human Merfolk GU, Tap...
by Dane
Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:32 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

@Kaze: I've found drafting to be a great way to pick up shocks...but that's bolstered by the fact that both my wife and I draft, so double the chance to crack them in draft packs (yes...I'll raredraft shocks even if I'm not in those colors. Sorry.) and in prize packs (Yes, I crack those too...my LGS...
by Dane
Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:23 am
Forum: H2O Cooler Talk
Topic: So what rustles your jimmies?
Replies: 126
Views: 49473

Not MTG related: - Rudeness - People intentionally lacking courtesy in order to take advantage (My wife used to have a friend who would intentionally just plain cut in a line, because he knew almost no one would challenge him...and if they did, he'd act as "macho" as he could. He wasn't a ...
by Dane
Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:33 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

Meh. To each, their own, I suppose. It seems like any time a new walker is spoiled the general consensus is "Trash mythic, no play." Then someone cracks in at a pre-release and steamrolls everyone else with it. All of a sudden it's 20 dollars. That was the prediction at my LGS about Gideo...
by Dane
Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:23 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

There's more PMs where he pretends like he knew "because of my IP," but as stated previous, I connected via proxy, so he's full of it. I don't have the heart to tell him, though, so I'm just letting him think he's got me. I'm sure he'll read about it here. Regarding Ral Zarek, if his +1 k...
by Dane
Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:25 am
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: [DGM] Spoilers 4/8/12
Replies: 32
Views: 7275

Ral Zarek is NOT what I'd hoped for. His first two abilities aren't shabby at all, but I really don't like coin flip mechanics. Statistically speaking, it can be extremely powerful, but variance means you'll get screwed in the match that bumps you out of the Top8... I think the split cards are cool,...
by Dane
Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:26 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2
Replies: 5174
Views: 910698

My ADD just gets the best of me, and I suddenly decide I need to stop looking at whatever I was looking at, and look up something else...but if I closed what I was looking at before, which I wasn't actually done with...

It's becoming problematic.
by Dane
Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:11 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

I want to build something new...but I feel a bit like Dilbert in this strip. http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/30000/0000/800/30827/30827.strip.gif I want it to be midrange...but I don't want to run Thragtusk. I want it to be fun and goofy, like my Master Bantomancer...
by Dane
Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:01 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2
Replies: 5174
Views: 910698

I'm also a "million tabs at once" guy so chrome pumps that I would tab challenge you if I cared to really count mine...but I can say that once I accidentally clicked the close box, and the Firefox confirmation box warned me that I was about to close 166 tabs. That was only on ONE of my wi...
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:42 pm
Forum: Your Local Community
Topic: Utah: Salt Lake Valley
Replies: 10
Views: 9000

Where'd you get the couches? I can kill em for you.

Only reason they ain't dead yet is you ain't said the word.
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:32 pm
Forum: Your Local Community
Topic: Utah: Salt Lake Valley
Replies: 10
Views: 9000

Where did you end up going last night, and what was your experience?
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:59 pm
Forum: Make an Entrance
Topic: Hello
Replies: 37
Views: 8640

Salve isn't ONLY good for burns. It also makes an excellent lubricant, and the menthol provides a delightfully stimulating tingle.
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:32 pm
Forum: Make an Entrance
Topic: Hello
Replies: 37
Views: 8640

And applying salve.

Sweet, mentholy salve.
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:03 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

I have DotP for iOS...but the interesting thing is, despite all the restrictions on deckbuilding, there are communities out there that have managed to make some great custom decks for it, including huge amounts of cards that aren't officially packaged with DotP itself, correct art and all.
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:28 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

You fuckers are up too early. Last post is timestamped 4:12 for me...

That's AM, assholes.

Learn to sleep when I'm sleeping.
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:26 pm
Forum: Make an Entrance
Topic: Hello
Replies: 37
Views: 8640

My wife has a SL,UT mug. She thinks it's hilarious.
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:01 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

Won a pack and picked AVR, cracked nothing of note. Hope everyone else did better. Shit....not me. Since it was the wife's week to work, I was stuck at home without the kids. The most exciting thing I did was go and sign us up for the DGM midnight pre-release. She had to play Simic last time, and i...
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:54 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

So it's my 25th party tonight; does the clan want pictures? Will there be boobs? I hope there's boobs. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Dammit,Dane--I almost got busted! I saw your post as a pop-up when I was posting and busted up laughing...my daughter blows right into the room and beelines for me sayi...
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:53 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

So it's my 25th party tonight; does the clan want pictures?
Will there be boobs?

I hope there's boobs.

I don't think you'll see what I will see though.
That pic was a pretty good consolation prize.

Or should I say...booby prize? /imhilarioussrsly.
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:43 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8858339

So it's my 25th party tonight; does the clan want pictures?
Will there be boobs?

I hope there's boobs.
by Dane
Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:41 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2
Replies: 5174
Views: 910698

You can now be infracted for being mean to celebrities on MTGS.

:hifive:
This is a joke, right?
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:17 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2
Replies: 5174
Views: 910698

A summit is a meeting to discuss internet stuff, the less important the stuff the longer the summit must be.
So it's basically just like any other summit, but stripped of ANY actual import, instead of just most?
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:11 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2
Replies: 5174
Views: 910698

The fuck is a summit (at least in context...I KNOW what a summit is in the everyday sense.)
dragonskull summit
Every day I'm ROFLing.

But not really.
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:05 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2
Replies: 5174
Views: 910698

The fuck is a summit (at least in context...I KNOW what a summit is in the everyday sense.)
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:02 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: [DGM] Maze's End
Replies: 16
Views: 3942

My personal dislike for it is because I don't play EDH...not yet, anyway. For this to be useful in Standard, you'd have to be running all 10 gates, which could kill tempo badly, and by the time you can start using it...you have better things to be spending four mana on. It's crazy flavorful, which i...
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:56 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Ideas and Roadmap for this forum
Replies: 611
Views: 340594

Like what? Sweatiness? I haven't showered in weeks either.

C'mon...you know you want to slap me on the nose with the forum version of a rolled up magazine...
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:48 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Ideas and Roadmap for this forum
Replies: 611
Views: 340594

This is all fine but I want to clarify I was joking about the infractions and all that, just that giving people the ability to move posts around the subforum and delete spambots would be okay in my book. Scumbag has a lot on his plate right now and so does everyone else I'm sure. Lick my sweaty bal...
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:46 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: [DGM] Render Silent
Replies: 5
Views: 1631

Blue/white was my choice of colors when I came back to the game...but I got swayed away by my "traditional" choice of red-red/green.

This is tempting me to give good ol' Azorius another shot.
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:12 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Baptism by fire
Replies: 29
Views: 15025

They may not be open yet. I'm not sure on their hours, but I know Oasis Games (Downtown) doesn't even open until 2:00 PM.

Given the clientele...it makes sense not to open super early and waste costs on the 1-2 customers you may get early day.
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:02 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Baptism by fire
Replies: 29
Views: 15025

Can't triple-stamp a double-stamp, Lloyd!
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:01 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: [DGM] Render Silent
Replies: 5
Views: 1631

[DGM] Render Silent

Found this on Reddit...not 100% sure it isn't just a good fake, but it looks pretty real to me.

http://imgur.com/hJQBQBa

Render Silent WUU
Instant Rare
Counter target spell. It's controller can't cast spells this turn.

This sounds pretty brutal to me...
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:53 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Baptism by fire
Replies: 29
Views: 15025

She does. And I even listen to her complain about having to move around in those hella huge heels. At least, for a couple of minutes before I get bored.
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:45 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Baptism by fire
Replies: 29
Views: 15025

Dammit woman! I had to make my own grilled cheese! You'd better have brought me SOMETHING!
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:42 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Baptism by fire
Replies: 29
Views: 15025

Totally. As long as she brings me home some boosters, I don't get so cranky about having to make my own food too.
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:38 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Baptism by fire
Replies: 29
Views: 15025

We're compromising. Strip clubs are at least indoors.
by Dane
Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:37 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Baptism by fire
Replies: 29
Views: 15025

That's why I keep telling my wife she needs to go work the streets at night.

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